Video Game Survivor Heroes vs. Villains Episode 1 but I kill my targets
"I am here in Skyrim for the next season of Video Game Survivor!" Nighteye said in front of Solitude. "10 of the series worst villains will face off against 10 of the best heroes. We will see who is truly better at this game. Heroes or Villains."
A cart filled 10 heroes was being carried towards the starting area. In the cart was Fawkes (Fallout 3), Gordon (Half-Life), Duran (Starcraft), Mightyena (Pokemon), Flareon (Pokemon), Jolteon (Pokemon), Hunter (Left 4 Dead), Charger (Left 4 Dead), Roland (Borderlands), Worf (Star Trek).
Duran's Confession: My first season I played the provider and ended up being voted out as a threat. In All-Stars I tried to play under the radar and Kerrigan took me out. Now it is time to play the game ruthlessly. I am not going to play the hero. That caused me to lose twice.
Fawkes's Confession: I missed the call for All-Stars so when I was given the chance to compete again I took it. This time I will be less of an outsider and will try to fit in despite my appearance being a Super Mutant.
Roland's Confession: I am what they call a true hero but in reality I am a merc who fights for money but I am honored to play again as a hero. No matter what I want one of us to win this game.
A cart with 10 villains are seen containing Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2), Brick (Borderlands), Mordecai "Morty" (Borderlands), Vulpes (Fallout New Vegas), Kerrigan (Starcraft), Blazek (OC), Russell (Survivor Samoa), Burke (Fallout 3), Snake (Metal Gear Solid), and Professor Oak (Pokemon)
Vulpes's Confession: I dominated my first season and then those losers did not vote me in despite playing the best game. It is time to take control once again. My first target are those two females on my tribe. They are nothing compared to me and they will fall.
Russell's Confession: I am da best survivor eva! These dumb asses will be shown how a true villain plays da game. I made it to the finals twice. None of these morons will have a chance.
Kerrigan's Confession: I was one of the biggest villains on this show and since then a few others have taken the spot which I do not mind. Takes the heat off me.
"39 days, 20 contestants, 1 survivor!" Nighteye said as the 20 contestants were dropped off.
Reward Challenge
"Welcome to Video Game Survivor Heroes vs. Villains." Nighteye said as he noticed something was off and count the contestants. "Why are there 21 of you?" he looked around and saw another face. "Claptrap how did you get here?"
Claptrap rolled out "Oh you lost my invitation for this season so I came anyways." Claptrap said
"We never invited you." Nighteye said
"But I can be a villain!" Claptrap said putting on a mustache. "See mustache equals villain. You want me to try a British accent too? Chip chip cheerio."
"Fine I will let you if you can pass the first challenge." Nighteye said sighing
"Bring it on!" Claptrap yelled
"What number am I thinking of?" Nighteye asked
"Three?" Claptrap replied
"Nope, four. Claptrap you have been eliminated." Nighteye said
Claptrap looked shocked "I am going to go invisible so you do not hear me crying." Claptrap turns invisible and rolls away crying.
"Now that is over with." Nighteye said "Let's get started. First I want to address the villains tribe. Who here admits that they are villains?"
Blazek, Russell, and Kerrigan raise their hands.
"Only three." Nighteye said "I know why you think you are villain Russell. Blazek why do you think you are a villain?"
"Because I played like one." Blazek replied "I backstabbed and manipulated my way through my season. So of course I know I am a villain."
"And what about you Kerrigan?" Nighteye asked
"Because like Blazek said I played like one. However unlike some people from the Heroes Tribe I admit I am one." Kerrigan said glaring at Duran.
"Okay so who from the Villains Tribe thinks they do not belong here?" Nighteye asked as Oak, Jack, and Vulpes raised their hands.
"Oak let's start with you." Nighteye said
"Well in my season some Mightyena kept harassing me which brought out the worst in me." Oak said "Because of that I showed I side I never show."
"You were a jackass!" Mightyena yelled
"Okay, what about you Jack?" Nighteye asked
"I was the hero of my season." Jack replied "Everyone else were stupid villains. And you brought me back here as a villain. I am insulted.
"And Vulpes why do you foolishly think you belong on the Heroes Tribe?' Nighteye asked
"Because you labeled me as a villain because I wanted the women out of my tribe." Vulpes said "They were weak and foolish." Immediately the females glared at him.
"You obviously do not know who you are playing with." Kerrigan said
"I know that you will fall just like the rest." Vulpes replied
"Wait until you see the girls over in the Heroes tribe." Blazek said
"Those animals?" Vulpes asked "They are nothing more than food for the dogs." Jolteon's fur ruffed up a bit.
"Okay, before we begin the challenge Heroes tribe what do you think of the villains?" Nighteye asked as Jolteon raised her paw.
"Yes Jolteon?" Nighteye asked
"They might seem intimidating but one person has another thing coming." Jolteon said glaring at Vulpes.
"Anyone else?" Nighteye asked
"Yes, I do." Duran said "I feel that Heroes like us will be victorious."
"Okay, so for today's reward challenge over in the loose dirt are 5 circles. Under the dirt is a bag in each circle. You will split into teams of 2. Each round 2 people from each tribe will try to grab the bag. With each bag you can trade it in for a reward out of several rewards I have available. And tribe to get at least 3 bags will win 2 extra bags of rice a bag of beans and fishing gear. So teams will be done by random draw." Nighteye said
Moments later.
"First teams up are Hunter and Worf versus Jack and Oak….go!" Nighteye yelled as all four get to the first circle and starts to dig. Worf tackles Jack and grabs Oak with one hand. Hunter digs up the bag and runs back unopposed."
"Heroes score the first point." Nighteye yelled "So Hunter since you brought the bag over you get to choose a reward."
"Easy, flint." Hunter said as Nighteye tosses Hunter the flint.
Worf's Confession: So far the villains are easy. I do not expect the weaker ones to last very long but I hope they do. They will be much easier to beat.
"Next, teams are Fawkes and Gordon versus Blazek and Burke…go!" Nighteye yelled as all four run to the circle. Fawkes grabs Blazek and holds her.
"Let go!" She yelled unable break free from Fawkes grasp.
"Never." Fawkes replied as Gordon and Burke starts to dig. Burke found a bag and started to run back as Gordon tackles him and takes the bag back.
"Heroes lead 2-0!" Nighteye yelled "Gordon what reward do you want?"
Gordon stares at the reward before pointing at the tarp.
"Heroes get a tarp." Nighteye said
Brick's Confession: We have way too many weak people in our tribe. They Fawkes who I look forward to facing off with. And Worf and maybe a few others I was not paying attention.
"Next teams are Flareon and Roland versus Brick and Morty which is what he wants to be called." Nighteye said "Go!"
"RAAAAAAA!" Brick yelled charges for Flareon who blasts him with fire. "Hot hot hot!" he yelled running away as Roland tackles Morty by the circle. Flareon digs up the bag and runs towards the mat but Brick came back and picked up Flareon and stepped on his mat. "Ha!"
Flareon's Confession: Being smaller compared to the others I would need to step up my game. This season has no new people so I am going to have a harder time surviving. Luckily I can make fire even though we have flint.
"Villains score a point. They are still behind 2-1." Nighteye said "Brick what do you want?"
"Hmm give us the 10 gallons of water." Brick said as the flint and tarp have been claimed already.
"Okay, next teams up are Charger and Jolteon versus Vulpes and Snake…this should be good." Nighteye said "Go!"
Jolteon, Vulpes, and Snake charge into the circle as Charger stays behind. Vulpes kicks Jolteon.
"Easy!" Nighteye yelled as Jolteon brings down lightning making Vulpes jump back. Snake digs up the bag as Charger moves in and smacks into Snake as Snake managed to throw the bag to Vulpes who is going for his mat. Jolteon jumps on his back and sends down more lightning hitting him before grabbing the bag with her teeth and dragging it to her mat.
"Heroes win reward 3-1!" Nighteye said "Although we will play the last round. Jolteon please choose a reward."
"Hmm I choose the blankets." Jolteon said
"Okay last teams are Duran and Mightyena versus Kerrigan and Russell." Nighteye said "Go!" Everyone runs forward as Kerrigan throws Duran down as Mightyena bites Russell who tries to choke Mightyena but she head butts him. Kerrigan digs up the bag and jumps over Mightyena and runs over Duran to score.
"Villains each one more reward." Nighteye said
"The pillows." Kerrigan said
"Okay, so far I have seen both tribes are out for blood. So I have given you the maps to your camps." Nighteye said "Head back to camp."
Heroes Tribe Day 1
The tribe got to camp.
"Easy victory guys." Roland said as they dropped off their rewards at the flag.
"Plus we denied them fire." Hunter said showing the flint. "Not that we need it with Flareon here."
"I think we can easily defeat them." Flareon said as Fawkes breaks some wood as Duran and Gordon make a fire pit for Flareon to start a fire.
Hunter's Confession: The villains are known to be schemers and they will most likely self-destruct. And it will be fun to watch. However with our heroic attitude we could end up overconfident in that case I need to steer clear of the egos.
The tribe starts to build the shelter well.
"Hey Flareon." Roland said "Wasn't Eevee invited?"
"She was but it was either her or me and she decided that I deserved a second chance too." Flareon replied as she watched some water boil unable to work on the shelter.
"That stinks." Roland said
"Probably why they did not invite Jim." Duran said "I am guessing they do not want too many people form the same season to make an alliance."
"That is true." Fawkes said tying up a frame of the shelter.
Duran's Confession: I am already seeing some alliances forming. The three Pokemon I assume will make an alliance while Gordon and Roland seem to hang out a lot. I need to make sure some of these alliances are broken up.
"We are going to gather some leaves for the shelter." Flareon said as the Pokemon grabbed the tarp to use to gather up lease to use as bedding."
"Good idea." Fawkes said "Make sure to bring back the tarp so we can use it for roof."
Flareon walks off with Mightyena and Jolteon.
"So I would love to have an alliance with the two of you." Flareon said after seeing the coast was clear.
"An alliance already?" Mightyena asked
"Yes, us three are Pokemon and since none of us have opposable thumbs we could be targeted easily." Flareon explained
"I would love to be in an alliance!" Jolteon said jumping up and down.
Flareon's Confession: I really want a three person alliance right now and hopefully to add more members later. I know Jolteon is trustworthy but Mightyena I am skeptical about but I am willing to add her for now.
"I guess I will be one too." Mightyena said "Since I fear that we might be picked off."
"Great, glad to have you girls on board." Flareon said smiling
Mightyena's Confession: I feel like an outsider on this tribe since I was an anti-hero in my season. I fought with others but usually I was in the right. Still I do not think the other heroes like me. Luckily I can relate well to other Pokemon.
Back at camp most of the members were still building a shelter.
"Hey Charger can you go some more wood." Hunter said
"Charger will get more wood!" Charger yelled before running head first into a tree and bouncing off it.
Hunter tried not to laugh. "I meant just pick up some bigger pieces."
Charger nodded and rammed into another tree.
Charger's Confession: Charger never seems to go far. Charger's first season Charger was out by merge. Second season with Hunter Charger was blindsided early. But Charger still sees Hunter as friend. Charger does not hold grudges.
Charger keeps running into the same tree until it falls. "Charger got one!"
"Is he always like that?" Roland asked
"Yes." Hunter replied
"Well, we still have some of the shelter to finish off." Worf said "Before it gets any colder."
"Got it." Roland said
Roland's Confession: We have a good tribe with a good work ethic. Even the Pokemon are doing everything to be helpful. If we can put this into challenges we can be unstoppable.
By the afternoon the shelter was done as the leaves provided a softer floor to the shelter and the tarp protected them from the snow and rain.
"Perfect." Fawkes said
Villains Tribe Day 1
The villains got to their camp.
"Okay." Morty said "Before we start trying to kill each other can we at least build the shelter."
"Hey dumbass I am the leader here." Jack said "And I say we build a shelter."
"I am da leader!" Russell announced "And I say we fish."
"I hate this tribe." Brick said
"Could we be worse we could have more females." Vulpes added
"I hate you." Brick said
Morty's Confession: I am using this season as a redemption for me. I came into my season playing WAY too hard and ended up hurting Lilith. She blasted me off a cliff when we got back home in revenge but I still felt terrible about the whole thing. I just want to make the tribe somewhat civil.
While Jack was off giving orders and the tribe ignoring him and Vulpes refusing to do what he called women's work the rest of the tribe started to construct the shelter.
Vulpes's Confession: Women are used as cooks and hard labor. So we have Kerrigan and Blazek to make the shelter. The rest of the guys I am not sure why they are helping.
"I just want to kill that *beep* hole." Kerrigan said glaring at Vulpes.
"Me too." Blazek said
"Of course." Snake added "To be honest I think he should be the first to go by reputation alone. Assaulting others and wishing others to be crucified is deplorable."
"You are right. But right now we need to stick with the shelter building." Burke added
Snake's Confession: I did pretty well in my first season getting to the final 3 and I tried to replicate that same strategy in All-Stars but was taken out early. If I could go back I would have allied with Wrex and Grunt and not opposed them. This time I want to stay out of conflict because I have a feeling that the tribe will tear itself apart.
"I would be offering an alliance but I doubt any of us will follow it." Morty said "Plus with 8 of us here it would not last long."
"True, but build shelter first backstab later." Blazek added
"I agree, we can wait at least a day before that." Burke added
Burke's Confession: It's a new game and a new strategy. My old strategy worked well until I was taken out by an idol but I was in a tribe full of idiots. This time these people are my equals and I need to treat them as such. I need to be wary of each player and play accordingly. Mainly just lay low.
While the others were building the shelter Vulpes pulled Jack aside. "Say Jack would you like to make an early alliance?" he asked
"I would rather eat Skagg dung but I will humor you." Jack replied "Who do you want out first?"
"Kerrigan or Blazek." Vulpes said "Either one first."
"Hey I hate Blazek as much as you but we need their strength." Jack replied "I rather take out Morty or Brick."
"No they are warriors." Vulpes said "We need to take out the women before they grow brains and team up."
"You know what I am not interested." Jack said flipping Vulpes off
"You have made a big mistake." Vulpes said
Jack's Confession: Yeah, I am not allying with Vulpes. They guy lives in his own reality and thinks that he is a hero. HA! I am the only hero here!
Back at the shelter they remaining 8 working on it were working slowly.
"Say Brick what happened back at All-Stars?" Snake asked
"Yes, please tell me why I am not tempted to kill you this time." Kerrigan added
Jack then walks up. "Oh this is a good story." He said
"Shut up Jack." Brick snapped.
"In short I had someone kill his puppy." Jack taunted "You should have seen his face. He was like "Whhaaa whaaa I will kill you whaaa."
"Do not make me punch you." Brick yelled as Kerrigan held him back.
"the big tough man cried like a little back." Jack kept taunting before Snake grabbed him and shoved him away.
"Away damn it." Snake said
Brick's Confession: It is game on now Jack. I am going to go after you. I will make your life miserable.
Heroes Tribe Day 1
After the shelter was built Roland pulled aside Hunter, Worf, and Gordon.
"I wanted to bring you three here because I want to make an alliance with you guys." Roland said "And maybe bring in Fawkes as a fifth."
"Leaving out the Pokemon, Duran, and Charger?" Hunter asked
"Well I know you are Charger are close and the Pokemon I assume will make their own alliance." Roland explained "And for Duran I do not trust him."
Roland's Confession: There is something off about Duran and I cannot put my finger on it. I know where everyone else stands but with Duran…I do not know.
"So am I assuming that we are targeting Duran?" Hunter asked
"Of course. I have a knack of knowing who I can trust." Roland explained "And Duran is the only one I am wary of."
"I agree then. I am for this alliance." Worf said
Gordon gave a thumbs up.
"Good, we could probably use Charger as a sixth vote." Roland added
Hunter's Confession: While I think this alliance is a great idea I am not for taking out Duran for being suspicious. That is not my style. I am going to see where everyone stands before I make a move. Besides I am close to Fawkes and Charger.
On the other side of camp Fawkes was putting some big rocks by the fire.
"What are those for?" Jolteon asked
"Heat rocks." Fawkes explained "We can heat them up and switch them out for extra warmth."
"I see." Jolteon replied as Mightyena yawned.
Fawkes's Confession: I have no real alliances right now but I seem to get along with the Pokemon and Hunter the most…except for Mightyena. She seems to have an attitude problem.
"Well just do not burn down the shelter." Mightyena said "Because I hate to lose shelter because anyone without fur gets cold easily."
"You are fine with the fur?" Fawkes asked
"Of course. Keeps me warm even in this environment." Mightyena explained "Don't need coats or anything."
Mightyena's Confession: The problem with fur is when it is 100 degrees out you overheat especially when your fur is black. Good news when it is like 30 out I am protected so when everyone is shivering I am staying nice and toasty.
"Well I think it is useful." Jolteon said "Especially when a blizzard happens we might all need it."
"Whatever." Mightyena replied
Jolteon's Confession: Mightyena just rubs people the wrong way. I know she was seen as an anti-hero but she has kind of an attitude about everything. I know that she is an ally but she needs to learn to shush at times.
Villain's Tribe Day 1
After working for most of the day the shelter was still slowly being built as Blazek went to take a break to try to start fire.
"Is he still doing nothing?" Snake asked
"No, Vulpes is refusing to work next to women." Blazek replied as she continued to try to start fire. Finally Vulpes comes over.
"Furry girl." Vulpes said pointing at Blazek
"The name is Blazek." Blazek said sternly.
"Women do not deserve names. Get me some water. Your water." Vulpes demanded as Blazek pulls out of knife.
Blazek's Confession: Vulpes is so dead. You do not speak to me like that. I tolerate it in my profession because I pose as a slave but I kill my targets. Vulpes is a disgusting pig who should be gutted.
"Whoa!" Morty said grabbing Blazek "Calm down."
"Oh please I was just going to scare him." Blazek said "Killing him is way to easy."
"Please I know over 20 forms of hand to hand training." Vulpes bragged
"And I have over 30. Plus I have claws. Thanks about that." Blazek said showing her claws before walking away.
Vulpes's Confession: Blazek is just like all women moody and emotional. Which is why if she fights me she will lose….is she behind me?*Vulpes looks behind him.* No, oh good.
Back the shelter the rest work.
"So Oak, since you and Mightyena are in the same world have you encountered each other?" Kerrigan asked
"Yes, unfortunately." Oak replied frowning. "She was caught and sent to me. When I got her she bit me."
"How did you know it was her?" Brick asked
"Well she swiped the immunity necklace when she left her season." Oak explained "And she was wearing it. I released her and replaced her with another Mightyena. The trainer would never know the difference."
Oak's Confession: Not the most ethical but since I take care of Pokemon that are sent to me I am not living with Mightyena. Ever! So of course I rather take another one over her…and the replacement ended up eating all of the Magikarps.
"Well at least you two are not on the same tribe anymore." Kerrigan said as Russell was looking in a nearby tree. "Russell stop looking for an idol!"
"I ain't lookin for an idol." Russell replied
Russell's Confession: I am da best idol finder in survivor history. I know that there is an idol around here and I will find it and get to the finals again.
Russell felt something bit him and pulled out a small fox biting his arm as Russell ran around the camp. "Get it off! Get it off!" he yelled
"Oh come on you disturbed its home!" Oak yelled trying not to laugh.
"Yeah, just don't punch it." Brick added
Brick's Confession: *Brick has the fox in his lap* I will call you Roland 2.0. I like Roland and I like you Roland 2.0.
Heroes Tribe Night 1
A blizzard picked up but the Heroes were warmed by the blankets and heat rocks put in by Fawkes. Only Hunter and Charger were not sleeping as they are by the fire.
"Have you ever wondered what your life was like as a human?" Hunter asked Charger
"Charger thinks he was a lumberjack." Charger replied "Just singing and cutting down trees like a beaver."
"Well as zombies we have a previous life before we were infected." Hunter added
Hunter's Confession: After All-Stars I found myself avoiding survivors or leaving supplies for them. I no longer kill unless they shoot first. And unfortunately my friend Bill from All-Stars was killed in an attack. He sacrificed his life to save the other three. I wish I was there to help them.
Villains Tribe Night 1
The blizzard hit the villains as well as they huddled in the shelter freezing.
"This is somehow your fault." Jack said pointing to Brick as Brick pushes Jack out.
Burke's Confession: Not a good start to this game. While the Heroes have a tarp and blankets we were left with blankets and coats but the wind cuts right through it. Not only that most of the tribe wants to kill each other.
Heroes Tribe Day 2
Hunter was talking with Duran out of camp.
"I just wanted to let you know that Roland is gunning for you." Hunter said "I just wanted to let you know."
Duran pretended to look shocked "Wow, I did not expect that. Did he say why?"
"Because he says that you act suspicious." Hunter replied "I am not sure why you seem nice."
"Well, we might have to target him if he continues but I will have a talk with him later." Duran said
Duran's Confession: Interesting, it seems that Roland is already onto me. I was going to play man in the middle. But now I have to take out Roland and the rest of his group. Which includes Gordon and Worf.
"Thanks for letting me know Hunter. You are a good friend." Duran said as Hunter walks off.
Hunter's Confession: I was taken out at the final 6 because I was too likeable. So this time I wanted to play a bit harder this time and try to keep the target off myself.
On the other side of camp Worf was taking the fishing gear out.
Worf's Confession: Since the shelter is done it is time to fish for some food. I cannot sustain myself on just rice and beans. I need some real meat.
Fawkes and Flareon walk over.
"Catching fish?" Fawkes asked
"Yes, I saw some big ones in the water." Worf replied "I would hunt but I need to make a spear. Which I will do later."
"Well, hopefully you can catch something." Flareon replied "Because the more food the better."
"True." Worf replied
Flareon's Confession: Overall I love this tribe. It was much better that my first tribe with Lucario being an ass and Mewtwo starving and abusing poor Eevee. Luckily they never counted on the wrath of a mother. I maybe a nice mother type but you mess with me I will fight back.
"So tomorrow is the immunity challenge and even though we won reward they could still win immunity." Fawkes explained
"Never trust villains." Worf said reeling in a fish "They will use dirty tactics. I think when we make it to the merge we stick tother."
"I agree." Flareon replied
Fawkes's Confession: Worf relies on honor which is a nice way to get through the game but not a trait to win but whatever works for him. For me I prefer to work hard and win at challenges. And already I feel more at home in this tribe than back in my first season where I was kind of the outsider for being a Super Mutant.
Villains Tribe Day 2
Blazek, Kerrigan, and Snake were by a river.
"So far there has been all fighting and very little work done." Blazek said "No fire either."
"Well heroes do have the Flareon which I think is unfair." Kerrigan replied "If there is kidnapping we should kidnap her just for the fire."
"I agree. But we should get flint with the next challenge at least." Snake added "I have created fire many times but the wood is too wet here."
Snake's Confession: Out of everyone here I feel that Blazek and Kerrigan are the most sane ones here. Oak and Burke are too weak for my taste. So I want to stick with those two for now.
"Listen I think us three should be in an alliance." Kerrigan said "I know that we hang out already but we should vote the same too."
"I am up for an alliance." Blazek said "I mean we will probably backstab each other but we will probably do it at the end."
"Don't worry I am not that guy anymore." Snake said chuckling "If I could go back and change the way I played twice I would. I never won so why not try a different strategy and try to play it smooth."
Kerrigan's Confession: The villains are fractured right now and our first vote will be chaos and I want our alliance to come out victorious. So we created an alliance and hopefully we can control the first if we also get Oak and Burke on our side.
"I would discuss targets but we all know that Vulpes is our first target." Snake explained
"Of course." Blazek replied "If he was in my season I would have killed him and I had to deal with Jack."
"Try dealing with Arthas. But at least Arthas was entertainingly bad." Kerrigan said "Vulpes is just offensive. Also I think production is little scared of you for pulling a knife."
"Where did you get that anyways?" Snake asked
"I hide it and no not anywhere perverted." Blazek said giggling
Blazek's Confession: I gave production a heart attack yesterday by pulling a knife on Vulpes all to scare him. Which I did. He has been avoiding me since then. I just want to see him piss off Kerrigan because she will rip him in half.
Elsewhere Morty and Brick were wandering by treemail.
"I know that the idol has to be here." Morty said checking in a couple of trees as Brick was petting his pet fox.
"Russell was here earlier and he did not find anything." Brick said "They might have hidden it well."
Morty's Confession: I want to find the idol just in case. You can never be too careful in a tribe of villains because anyone is a target and anyone is a threat…well except for a couple of people.
Suddenly Russell fell out of the tree.
"Dang branch." Russell said getting up and looking at them. "I ain't findin no idol."
"Neither are we." Morty added
"I was finding mice for Roland 2.0." Brick said
"Aye, lets keep it that way." Russell said
Russell's Confession: Dem idiots fell for my lie. I am lookin for the idol. I have not found it yet but I da best player eva. No one can find idols like me.
Immunity Day 3
"Welcome to immunity." Nighteye said as the contestants gathered around. "So before we get to immunity. Duran how is your camp?"
"Very good, we have a shelter and fire." Duran said "Thanks to the rewards that we won from the villains."
"Good, Morty how is your tribe doing?" Nighteye asked
"Slowly but we have a shelter up but we have a few distractions." Morty replied "Well two distractions. Vulpes and Jack."
"Not hiding it?" Nighteye asked
"The Heroes would assume it anyways."Morty said shrugging.
"So onto the challenge." Nighteye said showing a platform above a small pond. "Today's challenge you will play a traditional challenge. Trying to shove someone off a platform. However in a twist you get to choose your opponent. You can try to choose someone weak or go after a rival. However you can only play twice so you cannot have the same person going up more than once. First tribe to 8 points wins immunity safe from the vote. So by using a random name generator I will choose someone from Heroes Tribe first. Charger!"
"Charger chooses Snake." Charger said
"Why me?" Snake asked
"Charger likes you and Charger wants to give you a hug!" Charger said as both of them got on the platform.
"Survivors ready…go!" Nighteye said as Charger goes for Snake who tries to sidestep charger but Charger grabs Snake and hugs him as they both fall into the pond.
"Snake hits the pond first Heroes are up 1-0!" Nighteye said
"Help he's crushing me!" Snake yelled
"Next up is Brick." Nighteye said
"I choose Jack." Brick said
"Hey dumbass same team." Jack replied
"I don't care." Brick said
"I will allow this and also if Brick wins Heroes get a point." Nighteye said grinning.
"What!?" Jack yelled "I am more heroic than him!"
"Too bad go!" Nighteye said
"RAWWWWWWWRRR!" Brick yelled punching Jack as Jack flies into a tree.
"Heroes are up 2-0 now and I got good news and bad news. First Jack is not able to compete due to being knocked out." Nighteye said
"And the bad news?" Brick asked
"He will still be in the game." Nighteye said as Brick and Morty groan. "Next person selected is Worf."
"Russell." Worf said
Both get on the platform. "I have done this before." Russell boasted.
"Go!" Nighteye yelled as Worf knocked Russell into the pond easily. "Heroes are up 3-0."
"I was not ready!" Russell yelled swimming back to shore.
"Too bad next villain is Blazek." Nighteye said
"Oh good." Blazek said looking at the Heroes. "Gordon."
Gordon shrugs and gets on the platform.
"Go!" Nighteye said as both Blazek and Gordon try to shove each other off before Blazek gets a luck shove and knocks Gordon off.
"Hey Vulpes! Villains got their first point from a woman! A nonhuman woman!" Blazek taunted as Vulpes gives her the middle finger.
"Villains are on the board but are still losing 3-1." Nighteye said "Next up is Roland."
"Morty I would like a good fight." Roland said as him and Morty get on the platform.
"Go!" Nighteye said as Roland and Morty fight. Roland was stronger and Morty was more agile but in the end Roland got Morty into the pond first. "Heroes are up 4-1." Roland helps Morty out of the pond.
"Good fight." Morty said
"Next up is Vuples." Nighteye said
"Jolteon she looks the weakest." Vulpes said getting on the platform while Jolteon said nothing.
"Go!" Nighteye said before taking cover.
"THUNDER!" Jolteon yelled as a bolt of lightning hits the platform causing an explosion taking out the platform and sending Vulpes flying leaving just a small board where Jolteon stood on.
"Neat." Brick said
"And Vulpes is out. Heroes are up 5-1." Nighteye said coming out of cover as the crew places another platform in the pond "We brought spared just in case. Next is Duran."
"I choose…" Duran said before Kerrigan interrupted him.
"Come on choose me you wuss." Kerrgian said
"Fine, Kerrigan." Duran said as both got on the platform.
"Go!" Nighteye said as Kerrigan grabbed Duran.
"Come on Narud show me your powers." Kerrigan said
"Who?' Duran asked as Kerrigan tosses him off.
"Villains score but Heroes are still up 5-2." Nighteye said "Next up is Oak."
"Mightyena." Oak said
"Yes!" Mightyena said as they got on the platform.
"Go!" Nighteye said as Mightyena ran over and attacks Oak before knocking him off.
"Heroes score they are up 6-2 now!" Nighteye said "Next up us Flareon."
"Burke." Flareon said as they both get on the platform. Flareon used her flamethrower to make Burke flee.
"Heroes are up 7-2 they need one more to win." Nighteye said "Next up is Brick again and please choose a hero."
"Okay, Fawkes." Brick said as they both got on the platform.
"Go!" Nighteye said
"RAWWRRRR!" Brick yelled charging in and hitting Fawkes who barely flinched.
"Ow." Fawkes said sarcastically as Fawkes struck back After a series of blows Brick fell in.
"Fawkes does it Heroes win immunity!" Nighteye yelled as the Heroes cheered. "Not even close. Villains one of you will be going home tonight."
Fawkes's Confession: I am proud on how we performed today. We destroyed the villains and now we get to sit back and relax for 3 more days and hopefully the villains will tear themselves apart.
Villains Tribe Day 3
The tribe came back to camp as Vulpes brings the entire tribe to the shelter.
"We were pathetic today. We lost 8-2." Vulpes said "We need to get rid of some dead weight. We need to vote out Blazek."
"Hey me and Kerrigan both got a point." Blazek replied angered "If anything you lost to an electric canine. Maybe you should go home."
"Women first." Vulpes replied
Vulpes's Confession: I hate losing to a female and worst of all a female canine but I am glad that we lost so I can continue my quest in eliminating the females. Starting with that bitch Blazek. She should not get very far with her attitude. Women like her needs to serve men not fight them.
"You know what I am voting for you." Blazek said crossing her arms. "And I hope everyone else joins me."
"Please I have an 8-2 advantage. Men stick together." Vulpes replied
"Not me." Snake "I am voting for you."
Snake's Confession: You think I am crazy to vote out Blazek, one of our strongest? No, besides she is my ally and I will not vote out my allies this time. I want to keep them close and loyal.
"Whatever I will take you out Blazek." Vulpes said walking away.
"And if you thought S'Krivva was thought to get rid me I am even tougher." Blazek yelled
Blazek's Confession: Oh Vulpes you fool. I will cut your throat before you have a chance. And you never stood a chance and you did this to yourself. Your lazy sexist attitude will be the end of you.
Vulpes goes up to Jack.
"Can I count on your vote tonight?" Vulpes asked
"Hell no I am voting for Brick. He hit me and cost us two points." Jack said with a bandage around his head. "I am not voting for Blazek."
Jack's Confession: I hate Blazek but unfortunately we need her. However I want to take out Brick and Morty first. You know personal reasons.
Vulpes groans in frustration and goes to Brick and Morty.
"Can we vote for Blazek?" Vulpes asked
"No." Brick replied petting his fox. "We are voting for Jack."
"Yeah, there are already enough votes for you so we want to send a couple to Jack out of spite." Morty replied
"Fools." Vulpes said as Russell comes over.
"I would like to vote with you." He said
"Good that is one vote." Vulpes said
Russell's Confession: By weakening the tribe I can start to control them. Every tribe I have been on loses a lot and I always get control. Ignore Redemption Island that never happened.
"I doubt that the girls are doing any better." Vulpes muttered
On the other side of camp Kerrigan goes over to Burke and Oak.
"You two going to vote for Vulpes?" Kerrigan asked
"Of course." Oak said "I find his despicable."
"Me too." Burke replied
Kerrigan's Confession: There we have five votes secured and since the three guys by the Borderlands universe are voting for each other we have the majority unless someone decides to *beep* up the plan.
Kerrigan leaves as Burke grins.
Burke's Confession: Oh please like I would go with the majority here. I am a puppet master and I plan on using my vote to keep the game interesting. So if Vulpes could secure more votes he might stay but that is on him.
The tribe headed to tribal council.
Vulpes's Confession: I campaigned all day and if I leave then this game is complete crap. If I get voted out well let's just say that Blazek is not the only one with a surprise on her. I have something to remind her of her place.
Tribal Council
"Welcome to Tribal Council." Nighteye said as the Villains Tribe sits down. "So welcome to Heroes vs. Villains and watching you guys in the last two challenges you got destroyed. Russell what do you think will fix this tribe?"
"Easy, dem losers need me to lead them to victory. They ain't listin to me." Russell said "They just need to listen to me and we can win."
A few people roll their eyes.
"Blazek…I know that I am stating the obvious but it seems like you and Vulpes hate each other." Nighteye commented
"Of course, you know Vulpes a sexist ass who wants to vote out all of the women." Blazek replied "There are only two of us and he wants us out. However he is forgetting that me and Kerrigan were the only two to score points."
"Vulpes what is your stupid reason for wanting to vote out Blazek and Kerrigan despite their strengths?" Nighteye asked
"Easy, they are women they are weak willed and are good for nothing but forced labor." Vulpes replied
"Aren't you forgetting that we have done better than you in challenges?" Kerrigan said "And that you got your ass kicked by females twice in a row in the challenges both by Jolteon one of their WEAKER players."
"That was a fluke." Vulpes replied
"So was S'Krivva who made you look like a fool at every corner?" Kerrigan asked
"I refuse to comment on that name." Vulpes said
"Brick…you seemed to have adopted a new pet." Nighteye said seeing Brick with his fox.
"Yes, I call him Roland 2.0." Brick replied "He replaced my puppy that someone killed."
"Stop bringing that up okay." Jack said
"Nope, you killed my puppy in cold blood." Brick replied
"Jack, it is pretty obvious that you do not like Brick and Morty." Nighteye said
"They are vault hunters and I am not sure why they hate me." Jack replied
"Because you killed my puppy and tried to kill us." Brick replied
"You killed my Bloodwing." Morty added "You turned her into some kind of experiment."
"Oh I remember Bloodwing. She died and you were like NOOOO I will kill you Jack. Ahh me angry." Jack taunted
"So Snake seeing how this tribe is not getting along and are losing challenges badly who do you target? Do you go for unity or for strength?" Nighteye asked
"At this point unity." Snake responded "We might be down in strength but we are smarter. Well some of us are. We are villains for a reason. Villains are smarter and craftier…once again it only applies to some of us."
"Oak, do you feel that tonight's vote will help the tribe?" Nighteye asked
"Yes, of course. The person going home has it coming and he does not fit in and I truly despise him like Mightyena." Oak said
"You mean she?" Vulpes said
"No, he." Oak added
"Burke, any final thoughts on the vote?" Nighteye asked
"I just want to get this over with so we can have a unified tribe for once." Burke replied
"It is time to vote." Nighteye said "Jack, you are up first."
Jack goes up and votes.
Brick
"You cost us two points at the challenge and you gave me this bandage. If you survive you better watch your fox's back."
Brick then goes up and votes.
Jack
"Hehe punching you felt great."
Morty then goes up and votes followed by Vulpes
Blazek
"Just wait until you see my surprise." Vulpes said grinning as Kerrigan votes followed by Blazek
Vulpes
"Do not mess with an assassin who can blend in well. If you send your Legion after me I will cut them down." Blazek said as Russell votes followed by Burke then Snake and finally Oak.
"I will read the votes." Nighteye said grabbing the urn. "First vote…"
Blazek
Vulpes
Jack
Brick
Kerrigan
Kerrigan looked surprised
Jackhole
Blazek
Vulpes
Vulpes
"First person voted out of Survivor Heroes Vs Villains."
Vulpes
Vulpes grinned "Blazek I have a gift for you for you to remember your place." Vulpes took out a slave collar but being faster Blazek grabbed it from his hands and placed it around his neck.
"How nice." Blazek said as Vulpes looked shocked "Now your Legion will know that you got your ass handed to you three times." Vulpes cried in rage as he tried to grab Blazek who kicked him in the crotch making Vulpes fall to the ground whimpering in pain. "Four times now."
Kerrigan and Snake dragged Vulpes to Nighteye with his torch.
"Vulpes the tribe has spoken." Nighteye said snuffing Vulpes's torch as Vulpes limps away. "Well this has been one of the most violent tribal council's ever. And looking at the vote this tribe is far from unified. Head back to camp."
Vulpes's Final Words: I will kill her. Blazek if you get voted out in the per-merge I have a knife waiting for you. You will not get away with this…wait what do you mean you are sending me back to my world?
Next time on Survivor with the tribe divided the Villains tribe tries to come together. On Heroes tribe Duran confronts Roland on targeting him. Blindsides are set up on both tribes if they lose the challenge.
Voted for Vulpes: Blazek, Kerrigan, Snake, Oak
Voted for Blazek: Vulpes, Russell
Voted for Jack: Brick, Morty
Voted for Kerrigan: Burke
Voted for Brick: Jack
So the first episode is finally done and it is a long one. Mainly because there was so much to pack in this chaotic episode. As for Vulpes I had made about 6 different boot lists before I came up with one that I liked and I had contestants come in and out. However in every draft Vulpes was always the first boot of his tribe the furthest he made was episode 5 but with this boot order Vulpes ended up first. Originally I had S'Krivva as a contestant but cut her at the last minute to make room for someone else.
So enjoy and review.