"The Real Star"
(To the tune of "Allstars" by Smashmouth)
Quill Xarxes
Somebody once told him,
The boss will not promote him,
The least successful one in the gang.
He was lookin' kinda stern,
As if James would never learn,
And was just goofing 'round with the whole thang.
Well, we'll keep trying.
and we won't stop trying!
We won't give up till that twerp kid's dying!
A little more practice and we'll ruin his fun,
But it won't even happen when the show's over and done.
So much to do,
With such a cause,
And it's better than getting killed by the boss!
We'll just ask why if we don't try,
And it keeps the episodes from getting dry!
Hey now, here's the real star!
Well, not the real star but real close!
Get ready, for the Rocket wars!
Now tell us, who you love most!
(I won't let that Pikachu go...)
He adds the humor to this show!
The first point, he keeps getting called gay,
He's my boy, and I love him anyway!
James is the one who won't surrender,
Likes dressing in clothes of the wrong gender @_@.
Hey now, here's the real star!
Well, not the real star, but real close!
Get ready, for the Rocket wars!
Now tell us, who you love most!
(I won't let that Pikachu go...)
We add the conflict to this show!
(I won't let that Pikachu go...)
We add the conflict to...
Somebody once said
"What the heck is wrong with your head,
James isn't real and he never was."
I said "Well, you can go to hell,
I still love this cartoon anyway!"
Well, we'll keep trying.
and we won't stop trying!
We won't give up till that twerp kid's dying!
A little more practice and we'll ruin his fun,
But it won't even happen when the show's over and done.
So much to do,
With such a cause,
And it's better than getting killed by the boss!
We'll just ask why if we don't try,
And it keeps the episodes from getting dry!
Hey now, here's the real star!
Well, not the real star but real close!
Get ready, for the Rocket wars!
Now tell us, who you love most!
(I won't let that Pikachu go...)
He adds the humor to this show!
(To the tune of "Allstars" by Smashmouth)
Quill Xarxes
Somebody once told him,
The boss will not promote him,
The least successful one in the gang.
He was lookin' kinda stern,
As if James would never learn,
And was just goofing 'round with the whole thang.
Well, we'll keep trying.
and we won't stop trying!
We won't give up till that twerp kid's dying!
A little more practice and we'll ruin his fun,
But it won't even happen when the show's over and done.
So much to do,
With such a cause,
And it's better than getting killed by the boss!
We'll just ask why if we don't try,
And it keeps the episodes from getting dry!
Hey now, here's the real star!
Well, not the real star but real close!
Get ready, for the Rocket wars!
Now tell us, who you love most!
(I won't let that Pikachu go...)
He adds the humor to this show!
The first point, he keeps getting called gay,
He's my boy, and I love him anyway!
James is the one who won't surrender,
Likes dressing in clothes of the wrong gender @_@.
Hey now, here's the real star!
Well, not the real star, but real close!
Get ready, for the Rocket wars!
Now tell us, who you love most!
(I won't let that Pikachu go...)
We add the conflict to this show!
(I won't let that Pikachu go...)
We add the conflict to...
Somebody once said
"What the heck is wrong with your head,
James isn't real and he never was."
I said "Well, you can go to hell,
I still love this cartoon anyway!"
Well, we'll keep trying.
and we won't stop trying!
We won't give up till that twerp kid's dying!
A little more practice and we'll ruin his fun,
But it won't even happen when the show's over and done.
So much to do,
With such a cause,
And it's better than getting killed by the boss!
We'll just ask why if we don't try,
And it keeps the episodes from getting dry!
Hey now, here's the real star!
Well, not the real star but real close!
Get ready, for the Rocket wars!
Now tell us, who you love most!
(I won't let that Pikachu go...)
He adds the humor to this show!