After the filming of Bleach, all the characters like to relax. They usually go home to take some Z's, but some like to hang out after filming with each other. Thus, the company made an area they used to relax. They created a fast food chain named, "BleachBurger" where all your favorite characters work and play! This isn't a rip of McDonalds BTW! Well, something interesting seemed to be happening today…

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Matsumoto and Hitsugaya were rummaging with paperwork like always. Suddenly, Matsumoto felt her stomach growling.

"Taichou," Matsumoto said with a whiny voice, "I'm hungry can we stop over here, and there's a fast food place there".

Hitsugaya, who couldn't take any more of Matsumoto and her, complains just allowed her to go if she would do paper work afterwards. They entered the shop; they found Hanatarou at the cash register.

That boy and all his weird part time jobs, though Hitsugaya. He allowed Matsumoto to order for him.

"Okay" said Matsumoto, skimming through the menu; "We will have one salad for me…"

Hitsugaya wondered, if she was so hungry, why did she just order a salad? This was something he didn't know about women and was very curious of. However, he didn't have the courage to talk to Matsumoto about that.

Matsumoto continued her order, "And a kiddie meal for my little taichou!"

"A kiddie meal!" Hitsugaya said, in rage.

"Well, you always get a happy meal when we go to McDonalds taichou," Matsumoto said, trying to defend herself.

"Happy meals are meant to make you happy" Hitsugaya explained, "It just so happens that plenty of kids order them. They are not children meals!" He really just liked it for the toys it came with- I mean the action figures. However, Matsumoto didn't know that and it would stay that way.

"Kiddie meals" Hanatarou interrupted, he quickly shut-up, which was very smart for him.

"But taichou" Matsumoto whined, "You'll never finish a full big meal"

Hitsugaya was amazed at the thought. He, the boy genius, unable to eat a full burger! Outrageous!

Matsumoto didn't want to fight with her taichou so she ordered a big burger for him and laughed a little. A few minute later Hanatarou gave their salad and the big burger.

They sat down and Matsumoto passed the burger to her captain. He took it and stuffed himself like his little stomach never ate. Matsumoto ate her salad carefully. Then. Hitsugaya took out his face from the mess that was his burger. His face with mustard and ketchup all over, he said, "Matsumoto…" there was a pause. He then continued as though he was ashamed, "I can't finish it". Matsumoto laughed and her captain was more ashamed then ever. She responded with a witty comment. "Taichou," she started, "I would say I told you so, because I did, but I shall spare you the shame… if you do my paperwork for a week!" Hitsugaya never felt as bad as he did right now.

He, the boy genius, out-smarted by his lazy vice-captain.

Hellohola everyone! Hope you enjoyed BleachBurger because there is plenty more to come! Please comment, or add this to you favorites if you liked it. If you didn't please tell me what I could improve on! Thanks for reading this! Hope you enjoyed! Again please review!

EXTRA:

Hitsugaya was in his captain's chamber. He looked around and after making sure nobody was there he took out some toys he got from his Happy Meals.

"Hahaha! I am the evil Aizen and I have captured Momo!" he started off in an impersonation of Aizen. He then moved on to a more shrill voice, "Help me! Help me! Who can save me now?" The Hitsugaya went into a more manlier voice, "I, Toshirou Hitsugaya, shall save you Momo!"

Then he put his Aizen doll and Hitsugaya doll in a long battle, and he threw Aizen off the table. "My hero!" he said back in the shrill voice! "All in a days work mam!" he had said.

Matsumoto entered the room, this unaware by her captain. She saw him holding two dolls and saying, "Kissy, kissy, kissy!" Matsumoto held in her laugh knowing how much he would hate her. She continued to watch.

"Hitsugaya, you're such a man," he had said in the shrill voice. "Of course I am!" he had said in the deep manly voice again. He turned around to see his vice-captain running away!

"Matsumoto!"