Karkat was clipping his toenails with his foot resting on Caliborn's head. Caliborn was reading an erotic magazine called "Huggie Wuggie Snuggie Uggie." I'm sure you can appreciate the name of the choice literature. It has over 100 recommendations all over the universe. The only person that bad mouthed it got shot in the face then 20 people gave good reviews for it.

"Hey Calijorn," Karkat said.

Caliborn grunted. It means what in shut the fuck up.

"We've been dating for 3 weeks and we haven't fucked."

Caliborn's face lit up like a Christmas ornament, "Why would I want to participate in such grotesque behaviors Karkat." He scratched his crotch and felt a strange substance, "Look what you did Karkat! The gooey stuff came out again!"

Karkat put his hands around the cherub's neck, "That means you want to fuck. So let's make your weird body urges happy with some inter-alien sex." Then he grabbed Caliborn's hand and rubbed his thumb on it. Then Karkat licked his lips and did that crotch grab that that one human that was born black then died as white. Oh well, it's sort of sexy I guess.

"As long as I can touch your boobs during this activity," said Caliborn, his face now as red as a lobster that is red.

"Then you have to top."

"Okay."

Karkat led Caliborn into the bedroom, a smirk and a head full of losing his virginity to this fool. The cherub's eyes darted from wall to wall. He doesn't really know what to do. He thinks all he needs to do is put his weewee inside his peepee until squishy stuff comes out of them both. But who's supposed to have the squishy stuff come out first? And do you have to wait till the other person has the squishy stuff comes out before you pull out? So many questions so little time.

More like so much BIG TIME. Joke because Caliborn has a big dick. Hahaha.

Karkat took off his pants to reveal his strange, soft penis and his even more weird looking vagina-thing.

Caliborn took off his overalls with a little trouble because of his really big feet. Everybody know knows that Caliborn's dicks and vagina thing look much more suitable for kinky fucking. He has 15 dicks that have the colors of pool balls, I think they're called billard balls, and his vagina is as white as a cue ball but on the inside its black and green probably. His dick has spikes all over and his vagina has teeth in it.

"So who is going to top?," Caliborn asked.

Karkat thought for a while, should I have my dick bit off or my pussy wrecked? "I want my pussy to get wrecked," said Karkat as if he has absolutely no fear at all.

He opened his legs wide and all of Caliborn's dicks rushed into Karkat's nook and Karkat screeched so very loudly. He made Meulin wake up and Terezi smelled his screams while she was farting the smelliest farts in the universe, that's how loud he screamed.

"Ell oh ell you sound so dumb like a baby," said Caliborn, scissoring with his dicks. The spikes rubbed against the walls of his nook and it felt sort of ticklish to the demon spawn cherub so he laughed but it was caught off by Karkat shoving his foot in his vagina. The teeth inside rubbed against his skin and Karkat could feel blood running off his foot. Well Caliborn doesn't have a foot, how bad can that be. How ba-a-a-a-d can this be.

Caliborn's dicks scissored violently in Karkat's nook. Also Caliborn thrusted full force inside of the troll's nook and the nook stretched to new depths never attempted before. Wow new record in paradox space.

And with a scream Karkat's nook spilled red goo onto the floor and it luckily went into a bucket. Then with a groan black goo bombarded Karkat's insides and Karkat screeched at the top of his lungs a ton of profanities that would make Dave Strider himself gasp.

And then Caliborn passed out inside of Karkat's nook. Karkat passed out as well with his foot shoved up Caliborn's vagina.