The Corny Adventures of Bob and Charles

by CHUCKCHUCKY

This is a story about two spartans named Bob and Charles. They get to meet the dark lord Barney, help the master chief destroy Uranus, and visit Bottom Earth. This is my first Fanfic, so no flames.

This is my first fanfic, so don't flame me. I do not own Halo or Barney. 343 Industries owns Halo.

Once upon a time, in the land of Reach, there lived a super solider. Now this was no ordinary super solider. This was a Spartan named Bob-711. Bob was considered clinically insane, and drank 5 shots of caffeine each day. Because of this, he was the UNSC's secret weapon, and everybody was scared of him. Except his only friend, Charles.

Charles was a Spartan as well, who's code name was "Noble 6.2". Charles hade a condition called "movie line syndrome". This meant that he could only speak in famous movie line. Charles was an American that liked big cars and bigger guns.

One day, as Bob and Charles were playing Halo 4, the phone rang. Bob got up and answered the phone.

"Helllllllloooooo?" Bob asked with a chaotic edge to his voice.

"lets play a little game." Said a scary voice on the phone.

"Ohhh! Hi grandma! How are you?" asked bob, totally oblivious to the fact that the voice on the phone hated him.

"NO! I am your worse nightmare!" Bellowed the voice on the phone.

" Oh, so you're a giant cake that ate my lucky marshmallow and barfed up Voldemort's dead body, then proceeded to tea-bag it?" asked Bob.

"I am worse than that! Now turn around and gaze upon my evilness!" cackled the voice.

"Okey dokey!" beamed Bob. He then turned around. Bob's joy instantly turned to horror. There, lookin super evil with his death stick of singing doom, was the dark lord Barney. Barney waved his stick and a glittery cage appeared around Bob and Charles.

"Mhahahahaha!" laughed barney. "Now that I have you in my grasp, the UNSC will have no choice but to hand over the leadership of Reach to me! Mhahahahahaha!"

"you'll never get away with this!" said Charles in his deep voice.

"And I have so many evil plans for Reach!" not even listening to Charles. "Like making the citizens sing the barney theme song in monotone! And you! You will never escape except with divine intervention!"

As barney said this, gods fist came down and squashed barney. Barney screamed once and disappeared in purple smoke with the cage. Bob and Charles picked themselves up and brushed the dust off. Disturbed, they went back to playing video games. But little did they know that they would soon be part of a shocking turn of events.

So, what do you think? If you have any ideas of what Bob and Charles should do next, review and tell me!