A.N. Well Jenna The Writer has been requesting a Cori and Tanto fic, and I thought I would oblige with this crack fic. This one's for you, Jenna The Writer!
Disclaimer: I don't own CATS.
Readers: Yeah, we know.
Me: Oh. Just making sure, ya know, I don't want to be sued or anything! *nervous laugh*
Readers: *silence*
Me: *gulp* Uh, read on!
Rated T for mild swearing, and for later chapter content. Sort of.
Cori and Tanto were sitting in their den relaxing when all the trouble started.
"Cori, I was thinking maybe later I could-"
"No."
"I didn't even-"
"Finish your sentence? In case you've forgotten, we can read each other's minds."
Tanto blinked. "Oh yeah. I remember now! Guess what? I HA-"
"TE IT!"
"STOP DOIN-"
"G THAT!"
"SERI-"
"OUSLY!"
Tantomile gave an exasperated sigh. "Well two c-"
"an play at that game! Yeah, I know. It's just that you're terrible at it."
"O-"
"h yeah? Yeah. You are."
We'll just see about that, Tanto thought.
No you won't!
S-
TOPPIT!
1 Hour Later
Tanto was waiting for Cori to say something. So far it had resulted in an icy silence with Cori looking non perturbed and Tanti giving him the death glare, still as a statue, non moving. For five hours.
Finally, it was she who broke the silence.
"Cori, say something, dammit, my legs have-"
"a cramp that hurts like hell? Well that's what you get for acting like a stalker for five whole hours!"
"Five whole hours!"
Cori looked at Tanto questioningly. "That's what I just said."
"I just said."
"Um, Tanto, are you alright?"
"You alright?"
Suddenly, Cori got it. Tanto was trying to finish his sentences, but was so bad at it that she was finishing them after he was done! He started cracking up, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
After he was able to breathe again, he said finally, "Look, why don't we settle this the mature way, alright?"
"Fine," grumbled Tanto.
"Whoever comes out on top is the dominant cat twin, and the other one is forced to do his bidding for the rest of the week. Keyword: HIS."
Tanto growled at Cori, "Grr-"
"rrrrrrrrr, yeah I know, let's just get on with it."
"On with it."
"SHUT UP! CAN'T YOU JUST GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL THAT YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO READ MINDS AS FAST AS ME! NOW BE QUIET AND DON'T TRY IT AGAIN!"
"DON'T TRY IT A-oh, sorry."
"NOW LET'S JUST DO THIS THING, OKAY?"
"Ok!"
"One, two, three, GO!"
They squared each other, snapping their heads up to look straight at each other. The war was on. This… was … THE EPIC CATS VERSION OF A STARING CONTEST! Now please sit back and relax, while you watch one of the fiercest battles ever fought….
ONE WEEK LATER
"Cori," Tanto gasped, "I think my eyes have dried out."
"I think mine have evaporated."
"This isn't working."
"No."
"Tie?"
"Yeah." And they both started blinking rapidly. When they were done, they both glared at each other.
"Ya know what? I've got a better idea." Cori left the room, and Tanto heard him talking on the phone. He came back a few minutes later. "Let's go."
"Where?"
"To Steve Wilkos's studio, of course!
Haha, yeah, don't know where I got the idea. More chapters to come. Hope you liked it! Please R&R, and please share any stories of you trying to have a staring contest with a cat (just kidding, unless, ya know, you want to!).