Summary: Edward was going to get his brother 2 cats to make up for all the times that he had had to turn him down. That was till both cats, a golden and a black one, and him and Roy get attacked and turned into nekos! Now can Roy and Ed get their bodies back! Can Roy keep his hands off the cute ed. Can Ed, the sexy Roy?

Parings: WinXAl, RoyXEd. I might put a few in its my first

Rated: T-M Do to all to words right now.

Neko: claw, tail, and teeth.

It was a really nice day out. Not to hot not to cold. Edward Elric was in the courtyard under his favorite tree. He was just staring up at the sky when a sudden movement out of the corner of his eye caught his action. Waite nothing was there? He must have just been thinking he saw it. No big deal. He still could not believe that Roy had become fuhrer, Al had his body back, specking of Al, Ed was happy him and Winry were going out, He gave them 1 year till they got married, Al should just ask her, and he had a nice life.

Just at that instant he heard a bell ringing in the background. "Oh shit! I'm not going to get back to his office in time! And I have the cats there! DAMN!" Ed yelled hurrying off to the fuhrer's office.

If he had bin paying more action he might have seen the purple eyes in the bush next to the tree looking at him. But he wasn't...

"Oh thank you Roy! I had no clue where to put them and I wanted to give them to him tonight." Ed said as he smiled up at Roy, holding a golden cat in his arms.

"No problem, I liked have someone in the room other then Riza and her gun." At this comment from Roy Ed just cracked up."Hey we better get going I'LL drive you home if you want. Its on my way anyway."

"Thanks Roy! Could you carry out the black cat? My hands are full with Neko right now." Ed said trying to keep the cat in his arms from going nuts.

"Neko? I thought they were for Al?" Roy grinned, Neko was a nice name for such a cute cat.

"Well I like this one, Al can name the other one, ok?" Ed said looking down and patting the cats head.

"Fine, Hey Riza do you mind getting the door, thanks!" Roy and ed were walking to the door when Roy stopped and looked at the door they were going to.

"What?" a bewildered Ed asked.

"I thought I heard something. Never mind. So how is Al anyways?

"Oh he's good, thanks Riza."

"Oh that's good-ED!" Just then a man had run into the door and grabbed the younger Alchemist by his flesh arm. As he did a white light lit up the room, Blinding anyone and anything It could. All of a sudden a scream brook out of the light and it made Roy flinch. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" It was a scream of pure pain.

As the light faded Roy started to look to see if he could see Ed, But all he say was the limp body of the boy falling as a hand reached out for his face, blocking out his view. Almost At once the light started up, and with it came the pain. "AHHHHHHHHHH!" Roy screamed as he felt the Ed must have been in. His lower back burned, there was a searing pain at the top of his head, and he felt like everything was spinning. All of a sudden there was a gun shout and the light faded the pain with it. As the light stopped Roy fell to the ground, just barley staying conscious enough to keep his eyes open. He saw Riza standing in the door with her gun pointed at something, He heard the sound of breaking glass, Riza put her gun down and ran to him.

"Sir, sir! You ok!" I could see the worry in her eyes, but then I let my gaze drop. That's when I saw him, Ed. My eyes went wide and I felt Riza turn her gaze to what I was looking at. I Heard a gasp and someone say his name, But I was too far gone to think of who it could be any more. I did not just see that, Ed with cat ears, tail, and I could have sworn bigger eyes, K-9s, and some claws. But I must have only thought I saw it, I was barley in my right mind.