Title: Something Fishy
Author: Me, of course!
Pairing: Rory/Tristan, but can be viewed as Rory/anyone else
Rating: G
Summary: "Cute. Cute? Cute! That's what you have to say about it? It's cute!"
"Cute. Cute? Cute! That's what you have to say about it? It's cute!"
"I don't understand why your getting so offended."
"You said that it's cute."
"It is."
Sigh. "Rory, it is not cute. It is awesome and manly and badass."
"Badass?" Rory chuckled.
Glare.
"Sorry. Continue. It's badass."
Frustrated sigh. "It is! It's dangerous."
"Dangerous in a cute way."
"How can danger be cute?" Sigh. "Rory, beta fish are not cute. They are monsters of the fish tank. That's why they have to be kept by themselves. Otherwise they eat each other, and their babies."
"Squirt will eat her babies?"
Sigh. "No, because she won't have any."
"But if she does in the future, will she?"
"I promise to protect the babies from harm's way."
Rory smiled in triumph. "Good."
"Hello?"
"In here mom."
"Hey guys. Ooooo. Cute fish!"
"I give up." Tristan said in frustration as he exited the room.
"What's wrong with him?"
Rory shrugged.