Disclaimer- I do not own the Rocky Horror Picture Show or the songs, nor do I own the Slayers- I wish I did, but I don't, someone else does!!
Notes: some of the lines in this are a bit dodgy, but anyway…oh, and the songs actually appear in opposite order on the actual show/ CD.
THE DRAGU SLAVE- Parody of 'The Time Warp', by Star Child
ZEL-
It's astounding
Life is fleeting
Magic takes its toll
But listen closely
NAGA-
Not for very much longer!
LINA-
I've got to keep control
I remember- casting the Dragu Slave
Drinking those, few seconds when
The power would hit me
AMELIA, GOURRY, NAGA, ZEL
And the void would be calling!
ALL-
Run from the Dragu Slave again
Run from the Dragu Slave again
XELLOSS-
It's just forward with the left-
ALL-
Then a step with the right
XELLOSS-
With your hands in the air
ALL-
You sprint into the night
But it's the screaming hordes
That really drives you away
Run from the Dragu Slave again!
Run from the Dragu Slave again!
LINA-
It's so greedy
Withholding money from me!
All I did was- kill the dragon
From another dimension
Power with lethal intention
Well cast it
Destroys all
ZEL-
With a bit of a foot-flip
NAGA-
You're into a life slip
ZEL-
And you will never breathe again
NAGA-
A burning sensation
ZEL-
Like you're off sedation!
ALL-
Run from the Dragu Slave again!
Run from the Dragu Slave again!
AMELIA-
Well we was walkin' down the street
Just a-havin' a think
When a snake of a guy screamed ' the small-breasted fink!'
Lina burned up she took him by surprise
He had a three-second gap and real wide eyes-
I turned around and ran as fast as a hind
Gourry in tow and Zel sprinting behind!
ALL-
Run from the Dragu Slave again!
Run from the Dragu Slave again!
XELLOS (standing on desk)
It's just forward with the left!
ALL-
Then a step with the right!
XELLOS-
With your hands in the air
ALL-
You sprint into the night
But it's the screaming hordes
That really drives you away
Let's run from the Dragu Slave again!
Run from the Dragu Slave again!
SLAYERS FICTION, DRAGONS FEATURE- Parody of 'Science Fiction, Double Feature' by Star Child
Lina Inverse was ill the day the earth stood still
But she told them where to stand
And Zelgadis was there in his black underwear
And Xellos the mysterious man
Then something went awry in this anime story
They got caught in a Giga Slave jam
Then at a deadly pace it came from outer space
And this is how the Slayers team ran….
Slayers Fiction, Dragons Feature
Rezo the Red Priest will build a chimera
See Mazoku fighting Gourry and Lina
Amelia will perfect her righteous demeanour
Oh oh oh oh
At the worldwide Slayers Fiction, Internet Page
I know Filia Ul Copt was up and aloft
When Gaav took to the hills
And Phil really got touchy when he saw Lina-tachi
Fight a Copy that throws magic and kills
Sylphiel wished Gourry would pay for her dowry, but ignorance
Is always bliss
So when the world ends, said L-sama to friends
Lina, we will all miss!
In a….
Slayers Fiction, Dragons Feature
Rezo the Red Priest will build a chimera
See Mazoku fighting Gourry and Lina
Amelia will perfect her righteous demeanour
Oh oh oh oh
At the worldwide Slayers Fiction, Internet Page
I wanna go oh oh
To the worldwide Slayers Fiction, Internet Page
With R.E.Z.O oh oh
With the red-haired mage oh oh
To the worldwide Slayers Fiction, Internet Page
Like I said b4, kinda dodgy but I have written worse! ^_^
Ja ne
Star