SALUT. It's been so very long, and I have missed writing good old Death Note slash. ;P

I'm almost done with school, so I figured I'd procrastinate a bit more and write this story. It's a nice and fresh one.

Enjoy this AU Death Note Slash.

Read and Review! Thank you, mes amis.

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In the dorm room.

"Ah man, this English paper is going to be brutal. Lawliet gave us such a small time frame to do this, so it's certain the end result will suck." Light Yagami ruffled his hair, sighed, and continued typing heavily on his laptop keyboard. He titled the paper "The Oedipal Complex" and paused to stare at the words.h

Through muffled tones Mikami, his roommate, said "Ugh…come on, you say…that…every single time and get a perfect grade on your paper..." He was half asleep, so it was a blessing that this sentence was even half coherent.

"Whatever. Eh, let's stop talking...I need to work on my paper. Go to sleep." Light barked.

"Good...enough…for me..." Mikami drifted off into sleep. He twitched every time Light pounded on the keyboard passionately.

Light did not waste a moment, and was finished within several hours.

"Yes! I'm done! Hah." Light smiled as he proudly typed the last period on his paper. He looked at the clock. It read "3:32 a.m."

In mid yawn he said, "Damn. I'm dead tired..." Light made his way to his bed, but tripped over a gaudy gift bag. His toe throbbed as he sat on the edge of his bed. He peeked inside to see the culprit's inhabitant. He pulled out a shiny new pink pleasure toy. Light started to laugh but composed himself, so he wouldn't wake his lazy friend up.

He read the card that accompanied it. "Dear Leila, while I'm away at college here's a little something to take my place. Love, Mikami."

"Haha. For Mikami's girlfriend. He has no shame, eh?" Light's talking to himself was a common practice.

"I don't think he'd mind if I tried to relax a bit with this. There are two in here..." Light opened the plastic and held the toy in his hands. He placed himself in the bed, put the covers over himself, pulled down his pants, and turned the toy on low. He placed it on his opening and squirmed in pure delight. His mind flashed briefly to Misa Amane, his ex-girlfriend.

"Oh goddd, that's nice..."

Then, new feelings violently surfaced. He pictured his own professor Lawliet. His raven-haired professor sat on a bed of roses with his legs wide open, almost beckoning for Light to come and get him. Light stayed on that picture in his mind for the remainder of his "quality time" with himself.

He turned the toy on high and pushed the toy in farther.

"Yes, oh my god yes...Lawliet...mmm." He tried to whisper this to himself. He then fell asleep.

Late in the afternoon.

"Okay everyone, I'll call your name alphabetically and you hand me your papers." Professor Lawliet, a raven-haired and pale-skinned nut-job, announced to his English class the moment they filed into their seats.

Misa Amane whispered to her blonde counterpart, "Gosh, Lawliet is hot. Why does he got to be so old? He's so hot!" Her friend giggled mindlessly and nodded.

"Amane, Misa." Misa pranced up and handed Lawliet a thin stack of papers.

"Here ya go!" She swayed back and forth.

"Miss Amane, why is this only two pages?"

"Oh..well I got kind of tired because I was doing important modeling business! Sorry!"

Lawliet raised a brow. "You do know this had to be eight pages, do you not?"

"Oh...well. Oops!" Misa shrugged and hopped back to her seat.

Lawliet mumbled something inaudible to the untrained ear, and shook his head. He called up, one by one, each student. Then he finally got to Light.

"Yagami, Light."

Light looked down in shame as he made his way up to the teacher. He held out the paper, still looking down, waiting for Lawliet to grab it.

"Something wrong?" Lawliet narrowed his eyes. Light held his breath for a moment and mumbled something. Lawliet then put his face at level with Light's bowed one. "You look quite depressed."

"Uh..haha. No, I'm completely fine. Don't worry about it." Light averted his gaze to the area behind Lawliet.

"Hm…" Lawliet said in concern, as Light bit his lip tightly to hold back.

Light walked hastily to his seat and placed a stack of books on his lap. Misa Amane looked over at him curiously.

Lights' thoughts invaded his mind as the class progressed. They spiraled around and made their home in his personal space. He couldn't let anyone know about his perverse thoughts about his very own professor…male professor. This was something that had never happened before, and Light wanted to make sure it would never happen again. He sat there, fidgeting with his pencil and making sure not to gaze anywhere near Professor Lawliet.

The remainder of the period consisted of Light not participating as he usually did. Instead, he just looked down at his desk, doodling on his notebook. He felt dirty. Was he gay? Or was last night just a one time thing? I mean, he liked women. That was certain. He was Light Yagami for god sakes! He had about 10 partners in his high school career…all of them were women. This is all he could think about while the class progressed.

Finally, the bell rang and Light hastily gathered his books together.

"Yagami, I'd like to speak with you right now." Lawliet sounded concerned.

Light did not want to go. "I have to do something right now, sorry." He lied.

"Please, it will only take a second."

The class filed out and Light sighed and made his way to the front of the room.

"You are definitely not yourself today. You didn't raise your hand once. Is there a personal problem?" Lawliet moved closer to Light.

"No I am fine, really." Light tried to hold his facade.

In the hallway

Misa and her friends bounced down the hall together, chatting about what they were going to wear to a party tonight. "Oh goodness! Misa forgot her bag in class. Misa will be right back." The bumbling blonde skipped away from her friends to her destination.

In the classroom.

It was nice that Lawliet was concerned. He would speak in hushed tones, in that husky voice of his, and made his student quiver internally with a mix of confusion and joy. Light wanted him to come closer, and at the same time move far, far away.

The auburn-haired student had thought of a perfect scenario: He throws everything on the top of the desk off with a single swipe of his arm and pushes Lawliet on the desk. Then he proceeds to eat his teacher's face. He'd seen it in movies, and it looked like fun. Light was barely listening to what Lawliet was lecturing to him, and just stared at his professor's lips in awe. Light had never noticed how luscious and fantastic Lawliet's lips were. He just wanted to devour them—but he controlled himself.

Misa Amane stopped in the door way and hid behind the chairs to check out what was going on. She was known for being a very intrusive and nosey. She watched Lawliet comforting Light.

Light finally tuned in "…so I'm going to give you permission to stop by my office later or any time you need to. You know where to go." Lawliet gave a quick smirk, turned and shooed Light away.

"Uh, yeah thank you." Light bowed rapidly and walked away. Misa watched him leave.

Misa pondered their weird interaction, then went to get her bag and left gleefully.

Light opened the door to his dorm, and luckily Mikami wasn't there. He nuzzled himself in bed, and closed his eyes. He did not want to be gay. He didn't want to be attracted to a man who was much older than he was, nor a man who taught him English in his very own college. He fell asleep, hoping these foreign thoughts would disappear.

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ProfessorxStudent. So wrong but so right. :P

Continued soon?