AN: Thanks to VendattACosplay for letting me write their story down on paper. Check out their youtube channel if you haven't!
Warning: Musical Fighting, no beta.
Disclaimer: I don't own this song, Hetalia or this idea.
Austria is coming home from his trip to the grocery. He was hoping just to relax, eat some food, and play the piano, as per usual. Sadly, as he opened his door and walked through the threshold, he realized that his plan would not come to fruition.
What? WHAT? Austria had come home to a complete MESS! He immediately knew who would come to his house and dare to mess it up.
"PRUSSIA!" Roderich roared.
"Mas?" (1) An answering voice cried, sounding as though they were eating something. Roderich couldn't speak for words. This was the last straw. He would speak words with Gilbert. Now.
"Again!" He yelled, throwing Gilbert's underwear at his face, "I just cleaned this house!" Gilbert continued eating, even though most of his face was covered by his underwear. He shrugs in response.
"And what is this?" Austria held up what looked like a toy cow. Gilbert stops eating and pulls up the underwear so he could see what Austria was talking about.
"Ah, oh, that's Costria," He lets go of the underwear, pointing at the general direction of Austria, "The cheese slicer is for…um…"
"I DON'T CARE! I am so done with you!" Austria throws Costria at Prussia.
"Cheese doodle?" Prussia offers, holding up the bad in his hand.
"Oh yes, why thank y-Oh no no no! I want you out of this house immediately!" Roderich cried, using a lot of hand gestures.
"Was?" (2) Prussia asked, holding up the underwear again, "A-as if I want to be here."
"You could at least TRY not to be a pain in the ass!"
"Well, you could at least try not be a stick in the ass!"
"As if you could handle yourself without me!"
"Without you, I could do a lot of things," started Prussia. "I'd be rockin' with the Dinos, swingin' with the Rhinos, I could dragonize this cave in a minute! PRUSSIA! They would sing, cause I would be the dragon king! I would love this world without you in it! If I didn't have you!"
"If you didn't have me?"
"If I didn't have you!"
"Or how about if I didn't have you, huh?" Austria cried back.
"Oh, what I could be if there was only me, oh, what I'd do if I didn't have YOU!" They said together.
Hungary coming out of the kitchen, rolled her eyes and said, "Stop bickering and get your act together!"
"Act?" Austria said, turning away from Prussia, "Did someone say act? I can act! If only I had separate parts, my career would be the arts! I'd be the STAR of Camelot!"
He turned toward back to Prussia, pointing in his chest, "You'd be the half the whole world forgot! If I didn't have you!" Hungary threw her hands up and walked back into the kitchen.
"I should be so lucky," Prussia said, rolling his eyes.
"If I didn't have you!"
"Oh wait, you'd be dead!"
"Oh, what I could be if there was only me, oh, what I'd do if I didn't have YOU!" They said together, "Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have YOU!"
"Trapped! O-h, trapped!" Austria cried, hitting his head over and over on the wall.
"Stuck here with you for 500 years," scowled Prussia.
"Oh dear, its learned to count," moaned Roderich, resting his head on the wall.
"If you had gotten me a good lawyer, I would've split 400 years ago," snarled Prussia, grabbing Roderich's glasses of his head. He scowled.
"Now, listen here pal, I didn't come here to be insulted," Austria said, trying to grab his glasses.
"Oh?" said Gilbert, relenting and placing the glasses back on Austria's face, "Where do you usually go?"
"I'd be a fire-breathing lizard!" Austria cried.
"I'd be one high-flying wizard!" replied Gilbert.
"You'd be nothing without me, you'd be extinct, you'd ceased to be!"
"I am so tired of ya nagging," snorted Gilbert, making a motion with his hand.
"And I am so tired of your bragging," Austria rolled his eyes.
"Ha ha. Without me, you'd have no brain!" Prussia said.
"With which to think!" They both said, with Austria poking Prussia in the head.
"I'd be rockin' with the Dinos, Swingin' with the Rhinos, I could dragonize this cave in a minute! PRUSSIA! They would sing, cause I would be the dragon king! If only I had separate parts, my career would be the arts! I'd be the STAR of Camelot! I would love this world without you in it! If I didn't have you!" They both sang.
"If I didn't have you!"
"If I didn't have you!"
"If I didn't have you!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah!" Austria grabbed Prussia and forced him into a waltz.
"This way-let me lead!" Austria snarled.
"No, this way twinkle toes!" Prussia retorted, pushing him away.
"Life could be so sweet, if these were both my feet! Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have YOU!" They roared.
"I got you babe," crooned Prussia.
"Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have yooooou!" They both cried.
"Weellll, if I didn't, oh, if I didn't have youuu!" They started to sing as Elvis.
"Thank you very much!"
"Thank you very much, Austria has left the building!"
"You've never sang before have you?" They stood, breathing heavily. Hungary walked back into the living room, with a frying pan. She hit both of the boys hard.
"Idiots! Just get over it! Gilbert get out and go back to Ludwig. Roderich, go sort your anger on the piano. NOW," She yelled. Both boys scowled but they complied.
Small note here.
(1) Mas = Mhat in German if a German was eating something.
(2) Was = What in German.
Anyway, now every time I play this song, I see Prussia and Austria singing this. Curses.
To anyone wanting a update on Reading the Books I am/was doing, sorry, you are going to have to wait for a bit. Hopefully reading this oneshot will make you want to kill me less. :D