A/N: Hey guys it's the lazyduchbag here with you with a somewhat ok fanfic of Highschool DxD. This will be an Issei/Harem story so if you don't like that shtick you don't have to read. Reviews are always welcome no matter what they say. I may change the rating of the story if I think it's getting too suggestive for a T rating, but I won't add any lemons if I change the rating. Only because writing lemons is too awkward for me. Anyway let's get on to the story
The Story of The Best Person Ever
Chapter 69: Finale
He was at the gates of hell with his sword in hand ready to defeat the demon lord. He couldn't believe it himself when he heard it. Apparently the Demon Lord had kidnapped all the hot babes of Kuoh Academy. That was one thing, Issei Hyoudou couldn't take, so he grabbed his sword of ultimate demon power and turned himself into a Super Sayian God 4 Ultimate Form Final Edition Max Power Mode. He began to storm the castle of the Demon Lord. The Demon Lord's minions began to attack but Issei being so powerful killed them all in a single glance and begun to continue his way towards the Demon Lord. "Demon Lord! I'm here to retrieve the hot babes with rocking tities! Come on and fight me like a man!" Issei said epically. Soon the Demon Lord appeared in front of Issei. "Oh my God," Issei said. "It's you! You were for all this time you were the evil and disgusting Demon Overlord. "Yes it is I, Kiba Yuuto, the Demon Lord!" The douche nozzle said with his stupid smile he always has. "For all this time I was actually pretending to be a nice guy and all that junk. In reality I wanted to enslave all the girls in the academy because I'm a huge D-bag!" "You'll pay! Now Die!" Issei said loudly and with one slash from his sword and killed Kiba who was never seen again. Then Issei went and let all the girls free from the prison. "Oh Issei you're so strong and handsome, how will we ever repay you," Said 1 girl. "Oh I know how you can repay me," he said. And They all had sex with Issei and willingly became apart of Issei's harem.
THE END
OppaiKing69: Wasn't that just the best way to end the story? Please leave a favorite and a review of how good this is please don't say it's bad 'cause I'd know you'd just be a hater.
"So, What'd you guys think?" asked Issei in curosity.
"...Can I borrow your pencil, Issei?" His friend requested.
"Umm...sure?" He replied with a bit of doubt. He gave the pencil to his friend and 5 minutes later he finished whatever he was doing and returned the pencil and Issei's work to him. "Hey all you did was replace me with you Motohama!"
"Yeah no fair! Put my name instead!" Yelled the other friend known as Matsuda.
"Whatever," Motohama waved them off,"Want to check out 'that' spot?"
"Hell yeah!" Both of them yelled excitingly.
Issei, Motohama, and Matsuda were known as the infamous 'Peverted Trio' at Kuoh Academy. They were known for being openly pervy and going so far as to peep on girls when they changed. That's not all they were known for doing but that's what made them infamous around the school, mostly to the girls which is more than half of the poplation at the school.
Anyway where are perverts ran off to in order for there dicks to get hard they went to go peep on some girls because that won't back fire on them at all right? So anyways, we follow our perverts outside trying to peep on the girls of the kendo club. But being the respectable men they were- I couldn't even finish that sentece. Being slaves to their dicks they tried to get an eyeful of all the gorgeous women.
" Ah Murayama is just so damn sexy with that rack!" Motohama stated while looking at the brown haired girl wearing only her pink bra and panties.
"Escpecially with her measure being B84-W70-H81 cm" Matsuda added also getting an eyeful.
"Hey Murayama is there? Now I need to see this come on guys make some room for me I need to see some tits too," Issei whined being the only pervert left out who wasn't seeing the majestic thing that is boobs.
Motohama turned his attetion to another girl wearing blue and white bra and panties. "And Katse's legs are making me go crazy if you know what I mean!"
"B78.5-W65-H79cm!" Matsuda exclaimed.
"Katse is here as well? That's it move over!" The desprete to get an eyeful to pervert said.
"Woah!" All three perverts said as they were all falling down when Issei tried to get them to move.
"What the hell was that Issei! We were getting a glimpse of the promise land why have you tried to block us off!" Motohama yelled at Issei.
"Maybe he just want all dem tities and thighs for himself. Traitor!" Matsuda accused.
"Traitor? Me? No it's you jerks that are the traitors, I haven't even gotten to get a look at all." Issei retorted.
Unbeknownst to them they weren't alone any more until Muryama clear her throat and began to ask , "Just what have you not gotten to see hm?"
And it was at this moment they knew they fucked up.
While arguing, the entire kendo club had found the trio out and began to circle around the three perverts."We'll ask again what have you not seen Issei?" Katse was the one to speak up this time
"Oh umm uh oooh ah that is to say oooh uh ... Don't kill us?" Issei struggled trying to make a response. Unluckily for him that was a wrong answer. As was anything else he would say. Katse Quickly rose her bat but Issei quickly responded this time, "Wait wait wait wait! How about we settle this a different way."
Issei's words let him and his friends live for a few more seconds from Katse having thought over his words. "A different way? What is it?" Those words were exactly what Issei wanted to hear, not Motohama and Matsuda however since they were still wetting their pants.
"If I beat you in a kendo match you let us go and don't beat us up." Issei said.
Katse stiffled a laugh along with most of the kendo team, As if Katse could lose to this chump who probably only whacks his meat and looks at boobs online during his free time. "Sure," Katse agreed. "But if I win you guys will become our pack muels and handle all the equipment for are tournaments and if you ever peep on us again will make you never walk again."
"That's unfair!" Motohama and Matsuda exclaimed.
"Sounds reasonable I accept," Issei stupidly aggreed, also crushing the hopes and dreams of his fellow perverts.
Soon Issei was guided into the room where the kendo club would have their practices at and grab a Shinai, or bamboo sword. Right after that Issei got into a stance where the point of the blade was on the ground and told them that he was ready. "Aren't you going to wear anything to protect your body?" Katse asked.
"Don't need it. I won't get hit," stated Issei much to the dismay of pervert 1 and pervert 2. It also made Katse even more enraged. Katse was going to wipe that smirk right off his stupid face.
"Katse! Wait!" Murayama said getting Katse's attention."About Issei-"
"Don't worry Murayama that pervert will get what's coming to him," she reassured her friend.
Before the brunnete could respond with anything else the mediator was about to let the match start. So Katse went to go and face Issei and waited till it began.
"BEGIN!"
These words allowed Katse to charge towards Issei but before she could strike, Issei had use his shinai to lift up the uniform Katse was wearing to reaveal her panties. "Ooh blue and white," Issei noted while a bit of blood dripped from his nose. Katse quickly knelt to the ground to prevent her panties from showing, making Katse as red as a tomato. Katse quickly moved back from Issei just incase he would strike at her but he was preoccupied with his fantasy. Katse then quickly striked Issei hoping to catch him off guard. Fortunately, Issei brought his mind from out of the gutter and quickly used his shinai to knock Katse's shinai from her hand and had his sword pointed at Katse. "Looks like I win," Issei said as the mediator annouced he won.
Katse was astonished and amazed along with everyone else on how easily he knocked the sword out of her hand."Wha- but how?"
"Um..Katse," Muryama began, everyone's eyes on her. "I was trying to tell you that Issei used to be my captain of the same kendo class when we were kids. He even participated in some national tournaments."
"WHAT!" This aparently shock them so much the didn't notice the perverted trio leave.
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"That was amazing Issei!" Matsuda complemented as they walked.
"Yeah! Where'd did you learn how to do kendo?" Motohama questioned as they sat down by the old Kuoh academy building.
"Didn't I tell you?" He asked. "I used to have this stupid obsesion with trying to become a hero when I was a kid. I did all sorts of things like I even learned how to do some advanced studies, martials arts, and I even learned how to think with a strategic mind. But I gave that up for the pursuit of true happiness." They both nodded in respect of his decison.
After explaining his backstory he looked up at the old building and saw a beautiful Red-Headed woman.
The Red-Head looked at him.
Issei stared at her back.
And she continued to look back.
And Issei continued to stare.
And she continued to look back.
And Issei continued to stare.
And she continued to look back.
And Issei continued to stare.
And she continued to look back.
And Issei continued to stare.
And then she left the window she was viewing.
And Issei still continued to stare.
"Issei do you know who that was just now?" asked one of his friends, he didn't know which one because he was still enticed by that girl's boob-BEAUTY, yeah beauty... yeah...
"Who was that?" Issei finnaly question.
"That was Rias Gremory one of the most finest beauties in the third year." spoke Matsuda.
"Rias huh," He said trying to remember her name but deep down he knew he would never forget a rack like hers. Issei would love to pursue a relationship with her. Although considering she's a third year and seems to be well known makes it seems less and less unlikely. He couldn't help but sigh. His other friends sighed as well feeling his pain.
"I know how you feel brother," Motohama sympathized,"With a body like hers, I would kill for her to give me the time of my life. Actually I would kill for any body to give me the time of my life."
"I know what you mean," Issei started to say. "We're in our second year of high school and out of the three of us we don't even have one single girlfriend."
"Well Issei don't you have-"
"Please don't bring HER up just after I saved you." Issei complain to his friends. " I could choose one girl out of random and it would be a better combination than me and HER."
At this point people might drop the subject but instead Motohama kept egging on "Prove it."
"W-what?" Issei stutterd.
"If you say you and some random girl can be a better match then you and her, then she should be able to say yes to a date with you without even having to talk to her prior," Matsuda challenged.
"W-what if I said I don't want to," Issei said trying to see what would happen if he backed out.
"If you back out then we'll ask out that girl for you," Motohama claimed.
Immediatly Issei got up and began to walk towards some random girl. As he heard the two perverts giggling in anticipation of his failure, muttered, "Bastards." He didn't like this, asking out some random girl who would probably reject him but he didn't like the idea of going out with that girl even more. Issei tried to scope out a girl who was all by her lonesome, so it could minimize the embarassment he'll recieve. Once he found a random girl by her lonesome he tried to get her attention "Um excuse me, miss?"
"Yes?" the maiden said with a sickly sweet voice.
"Um would you um," Issei begins to trailed off. "Would you um please go out with me on a *gulp* date?"
"..."
"..."
"...Sure!" The girl replied cheerfully.
"..."
"..."
"W-what did you s-say," Issei choked out being caught off guard. You would be too if a girl said yes to a renown pervert like Issei.
"I said sure!" She repeated herself with her same tone.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...Is the silence thing going to be something that I should get use to between us?" She asked somewhat concerned.
"Oh sorry I just didn't expect you to say yes to someone you didn't know. I'm Issei by the way."
"I'm Yuuma Amano nice to meet you!"
-End of Chapter 1-