Title: The Last Titan Chapter 1 Beast boy's Big Mistake

By: ur2fat2

Rated: PG13 for language

Date posted: 2-21-05

Summary: After beast boy met a 'stranger' in a bar, one of the titans is temporarily lost to a familiar foe. How will the titans cope with their loss, and how will the 'lost' titan fare in their predicament?

Like on most Friday movie nights the teen titans were contemplating which movie to watch.

"So, what do yeah want to watch? The cheetah king, mission not-possible, or meet the step-parents," asked Cyborg.

"The cheetah king," exclaimed the always-peppy Starfire.

"Mission not-possible," stated the team's leader and only full human, Robin.

"Pass," was all the tower's Goth, Raven, would contribute.

"How, 'bout you BB?"

"Yeah, beast boy, you haven't said a word all night," added Robin.

"Yeah, um, Robin I've been meaning to talk to you…" getting the drift robin led the way to the hall.

"Um. I ah, gulp don't know how to say it b-but, Ilostraveninabet…"

"Would you mind repeating that last part?"

"Ilostraveninabet..."

"Slower."

"Gulp, I lost raven in a bet," stuttered Beast boy.

"How? You were betting? To who…"

"Sigh, she's gonna kill me…Ok you know how I went out for a 'bike ride' for some 'alone time', well I really went to this bar. Then there was this girl, who I didn't think I knew cause I didn't recognize her. Anyway we got to taking about sports and stuff and we made a bet that if the Eagles would win the super bowl against the Patriots she would have to be my girlfriend for a week, and if I lost my girlfriend would have to be her servant for a week. She even had a contract and everything…"

"You signed a contracted! Did you even read it?"

"Well no, but by then she had bought me a lot of eggnog, and you know what eggnog can do…. But then the Eagles lost so Raven has a day to pack her bags. Jinx said she would pick Raven up tomorrow…"

"JINX!"

"Um, yeah, ya see she was the person, but I didn't recognize her cause she died her hair blue and had it up in a pony tail, and the eggnog…"

"Sigh, fine get on with it," said Robin.

"Well I was hoping you could tell her for me…" Robin was about to refuse, but seeing as how bb was this close to peeing in his pants because of his fear of Raven's reaction, he agreed.

Amazingly Raven took it pretty well, she only threw Beast boy out the window once, and she only blew-up the TV and the game station. Only after ten minutes of swearing did she storm out of the room to pack her bags. That left Cyborg to bury his precious electronics, Robin the task of explaining what a "Fucking son of a bitch" and "Fucking Bastard" meant to starfire, and Beast boy to find a good spot to camp the night so as he might be safe from the wrath of Raven. Just think this as a normal day for these people…

To be continued…?

I don't know yet.