Hey there!
This is my first fanfic and this is an idea I've had in my head for a while now.
Kurt is alot more innocent in this fic, and Xavier is like the tougher, slightly dirtier version of Kurt.
Enjoy !
Chapter 1
Kurt sighed. He was watching Aladdin again, and Jasmine and Aladdin were singing A Whole New World. Kurt sighed again, why couldn't he have something like that? Of course the flying carpet wouldn't be a bad touch either…
He was interrupted from his thoughts by a loud knocking on his door. Thumping would be a better word.
"Kurt! Open the door!" said a familiar voice. Kurt ignored it, he was sure he had locked the door this time…
He was proved wrong when his door flew open and his twin brother, Xavier, plonked himself on Kurt's bed.
Xavier was the complete opposite of Kurt. While Kurt preferred romance, and as Xavier liked to call them 'silly love songs', Xavier was all for one night stands and 'quickies'. 'They're way less work' was what he always said.
Xavier took one look at Kurt's laptop and grimaced. "You virgins are all the same" he said "If I were Aladdin, Jasmine would already be too sore to be even sitting on that carpet right now" he took another lick of his lollipop "and if I were straight of course"
Kurt ignored him and continued watching the movie, Aladdin and Jasmine were harmonising now…
Xavier pulled the computer towards him and closed the movie. "What! Hey!" Kurt exclaimed trying to get the laptop away from his twin brother "You have your own laptop for a reason!"
"Now this is more interesting" he turned the computer back so it was facing Kurt. On the screen were two men having sex.
"Ugh Xavier" Kurt said pushing the screen away
"Oh come on Kurt" Xavier said. He put the laptop on the bed and pushed Kurt down onto the bed "Don't act like you've never even thought about this kind of thing" He started grinding against him.
"Xavier get off!" Kurt exclaimed, trying to push Xavier off of him, in vain.
Xavier flipped Kurt over onto his stomach "Having the heat of another man's body pressed against you…"
Kurt covered his ears as Xavier continued to move on top of him "FINN!"
Finn appeared at the door to Kurt's room "You guys dad says…oh"
Xavier rolled of Kurt and started laughing "Finn your face!" he continued laughing as he made his way to the kitchen from Kurt's basement bedroom.
Xavier was still snorting when Kurt entered the kitchen. Finn followed him in with his eyes on the floor. This make Xavier laugh even harder.
"Alright boys" said Carole finishing up breakfast finishing up breakfast "eat up quickly or you're going to be late for school"
"Yeah, wouldn't want Kurt to be late for his eye-fucking session with Blaine" he sniggered.
"XAVIER!" Kurt all but yelled, mock-tackling his twin.
"Boys" said Burt "Xavier; language, Kurt; who's this Blaine kid I keep hearing about-"
"Bye Dad!" Kurt said as he rushed out of the house, hugging Burt and Carole on his way out.
Xavier chuckled, "Aww, he's so cute when he blushes" Xavier picked up his bag from the floor and sauntered out of the room. Xavier slid into Kurt's car just as he was about to pull away.
"You have your own car you know" Kurt huffed
"Well I don't feel like driving today" Xavier finished the last of his lollipop and threw the stick out of the window.
"Well maybe I don't feel like driving today either" Kurt shut off the ignition and leaned back in the driver's seat
"Well, Finn's already left for school so I guess we're walking today" Xavier made a move to get out of the car. Kurt sighed and turned on the ignition again.
Xavier leaned back in the passenger seat and smiled in triumph and Kurt pulled out of the driveway.
Blaine Anderson was the new kid, but you wouldn't think so with the amount of friends he had already. Hell, even some of the jocks were warming up to him. He had these golden-hazely eyes, and dark curls that were constantly trapped under the confines of gel. Kurt couldn't remember how many times he had daydreamt about running his hands through those curls, although the gel would be annoying…
"Geez why don't you just jump him already" Kurt was knocked out of his reverie by Xavier. It was lunchtime and Xavier always sat next to Kurt before the New Directions arrived.
Kurt blushed "I have no idea what you're talking about" Kurt said, trying to sound like he didn't care "I was just…admiring the décor that's all"
Xavier snorted "Yeah, and then you're gonna be telling me that all those hearts with 'Blaine + Kurt Hummel-Anderson' in your diary are referring to another Kurt Hummel and another Blaine Anderson"
Kurt's eyes widened "You have my diary! And here I was panicking thinking I left it at school or something-"
Xavier held his hand up "Oh please, it wasn't exactly that hard to find. I mean, under the bed?"
He stopped talking as the New Directions walked up to the table "Later Kurtie" Xavier said as he left the table.
"Xavier! This isn't over!" But he was already out of earshot.
The various members of New Directions sat around the table. Mercedes took her place next to Kurt "How come your twin always leaves every time we come to the table"
"Yeah" said Tina "You should tell him to come sit with us some time"
"Believe me" said Kurt taking out his lunch "I've tried"
"Poor thing" said Rachel "he must be so intimidated by my amazing talent-"
Everyone groaned "Can it hobbit" said Santana, with a flick of her ponytail "the poor thing probably can't stand sitting next to you" she took a bite of her food and grimaced "but seriously though, Xavier thinks he's so badass it's hard to believe that him and Tinkerbelle over here are related, let alone twins"
"He's not so bad" Kurt mumbled, playing with his hands in his lap.
"Aww, leave him alone you guys" Finn said, ruffling Kurt's hair.
"Ugh, Finn!" Kurt attempted to get his hair back to its former glory, while the rest of the table laughed.
As Kurt was heading to his last period that day he heard a voice calling him from behind. "Hey, um excuse me!"
He looked left and right but there was no one else in the hall way. The voice had to be talking to him right?
He turned around and realised that this was probably not the case. Running towards him, with his schedule in his hand was Blaine Anderson.
Blaine caught up to him "Um…Kurt right?" Kurt could only nod. Blaine stuck his hand out "Blaine Anderson" Kurt shook it "I'm Kurt… I mean you know that…but to make sure…I mean I-" Kurt closed his mouth
Blaine chuckled "I was just wondering, do you know where room G25 is? I'm supposed to be having French there"
Kurt had to stop himself from gasping "I have French there next" Kurt said "Maybe we could go there" he had to top himself from blushing at the last part "together"
Blaine nodded "I'd like that"
Blaine and Kurt spent the journey to the French room, and the French lesson talking. Blaine caught up to Kurt again after class as he was heading to Glee club.
Blaine's face lit up "There's a glee club in this school?"
Kurt laughed mirthlessly "Well it's not exactly where the popular kids hang out"
Blaine grabbed Kurt's hand "Will you take me there?" he asked, eyes pleading
"S-sure" Kurt stuttered
And boy could Blaine sing. His rendition of Adam Lambert's 'If I Had You' had everybody dancing
If I had you that would be the only thing I'd ever need
If I had you then money, fame, and fortune never could compete
If I had you, life would be a party it'd be ecstasy
Yeah, If I had you
You y-y-y-y-you
You y-y-y-y-you
You y-y-y-y-you
If I had you
In a small part of his mind, Kurt hoped that the song was directed at him.
"Oh you wouldn't believe it Xavier; he can sing he even had Rachel dancing!" Kurt had been gushing about Blaine to Xavier for about an hour now, if Xavier heard that name one more time…
"And I couldn't help hoping that…maybe…that song" he mumbled the last part "was directed at me"
Xavier sat up "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a second there. Do you even know if this guy is gay or not?"
Kurt didn't say anything.
"Kurt you've been staring at this guy for two days, you've known him for one day…and…and…Do you want this to turn into another Finn incident?"
Kurt mumbled something inaudible.
Xavier was shocked. Kurt was serious about this guy, delusional serious. Xavier needed to do a little research of his own.
What could Xavier have planned...?