Disclaimer: It came to me in an epic dream, and I own nothing, but we all must give thanks to my screwed up dream subconscious.

I'm only reading Book 4 (Page 153, to be exact) for the first time right now, so I may be a little off. The only reason I know that Cedric Diggory dies is because my cousin saw the 4th movie and said (He was 7)," The guy in the yellow shirt died." My friend that saw the 4th movie said " There was a really cute guy in the movie named Cedric who died. He was so cute that I wish Harry had died instead." That's really big coming from her; she has Harry Obsession worse than Ginny in the first few books!

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"Before we begin the Sorting Ceremony, I am honored to welcome some Vampire visitors from Forks, Washington in the United States. Bella Swan and Edward Cullen." Albus Dumbledore announced.

"Hey, Edward looks like Cedric Diggory!" (A/N: I had to put that in, because R Pattz played Cedric in the movies.) a Hufflepuff 4th year cried out. Nods and mumbles of agreement echoed throughout the Great Hall.

"I'd also like to welcome a new wizard here who is going right to 4th year, due to a move from America where she attended Swinezit. Please give Hogwarts welcome to Bubbles Fiveonefourseven (A/N: This is me, and I am not giving out my real name, so I'm using my penname.), the first non-First Year to be sorted at Hogwarts! Please stand by for this historical moment, or I will mumble 'numb, numb' over and over again into Howlers and send them off to you," Snape drawled, lacking enthusiasm. Bubbles was placed in Griffindor and a bunch of other things happened that my memory failed to capture.

Several moments later in the Griffindor Common Room

Hermione wouldn't stop bugging Bubbles for USA information, as she was now," Have you ever been to Washington DC? What do you think of Barrack Obama? Are you opposed to the war in Iraq? Is it true that you call chips 'French Fries'? How much does a jumper co-"

"Hermione! Do you really think that she wants to be attacked with your barrage of questions?" Ron spat.

"Oh, it's fine. Yes. Don't know yet. No. Depends on what your definition of chips is. Finish that last one later." Bubbles answered.

Edward Cullen and Bella Swan seemed to float into the room, their looks like a visual siren-call. Bella seated herself on a leather sofa where Edward joined her. He whispered something in her ear that caused her already pale face to whiten.

Edward walked up to the set of bean-bag chairs where Hermione, Ginny, and Bubbles were sitting. " I'm going to kill you people." He sang in an unnaturally high voice.

"Edward, no! You went to rehab!" Bella screamed at him.

"I'm gonna kill you too, so shut up!" Edward yelled.

With realization that Edward really would kill them, Hermione, Ginny, Bella, and Bubbles ran for Professor McGonagal's office. They found a door that blended into the wall leading to a small room and hid in there.

Once they thought they'd lost Edward, he came barging into their hideout. "I have a knife! And a pink crayon! I'm gonna kill you!" Edward shouted.

Edward then ran into a wall and died.

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