Scrubs fanstory:
"Are you molesting young girls, mister Cox?," Elliot asked, looking smug like she was his accomplice.
The doctor spinned, folded his arms in front of his chest and looked at her with a furred brow. "Look, Barbie," he began, "I'm not molesting any girl, I'm just pestering Sheryl, and no, down girl, you're not really my choice of a consultant on such cases, so wipe the grin, Pokerface." He turned, stalking down the hallway.
"Pokerface, P-p-p-pokerface, po-po-pokerface, na na nananaaaa na na nananaaa," she hummed, picking up her chart, not effected by dr. Cox' harsh words. "Poor JD," she sighed and walked of in the opposite direction.