Neil Nordegraf Vs. The Canada Town
Chapter 1: Oh carp
One day, Neil was walking in Canada town with Scot. Scot sed " Me an Ramon humped and have baby tomoro." Neil was very sad because he though that SCoT was his dad but not his dad and loved scot but rely only becaus stasey. Then all of suden, Scot blew and and ramonno died because of a hug toer that the sky gave birth to. Neil was sad for 2 seconds and then sed " Now I am can date Stasey!" SO he went to stasey. The Wallis sed " Neil, do the homo with me because no scot." And Neil sed. " No Wallis. I am can date Stasey and is my dream." " Oh, okay." Sed teh wallis wellsinator.
Neil went to stasey and she was sad because scot. " I con't believe he is deded." But neil colected the money coins that scots dead gave him, and give them to her in specil piggy bank that looked like rikenbawker. " Here is broders dead coins moneys in pigy bakn. I lovfed scot but no homo." Sed an efectionit naeil. " Neil I love you, we shud date." Sed stasey. Neil sed " ok" And tey did the tonsil hockie.
The next day, Nile and Ramno were wkilain. Stasey sed, "e Neil, member Ramnones evil xs?" "Ya" Sed Neil. "They have twins and now are attack me, and I dated all of them for 1 day each becase jimy and wallis." "Oshot." Sed Neil. "Ya" Sed Stsey. "So" Sed neil. "ya?" Sed Stasey. " does this mean i must do a murder coin collecting in pigy bank?" Sed neil. "ye" Sed Stasey. K. Sed neil.
Tehy went to red rockit or wutevr it is and plaid consert to atrackt stasey first ex. Neil plaid Garbitch Car and Stesyey plaid we be sex bob. Then al suden, First evil x sploded through window. " I AM PATTHEW MATEL. AND I AM STASEYS FIRST EVIL EX." Neil sed " Evil ex?" Then noticed Matels pudding boobies. " Ya, I am her to avenge me dady Mathew Pastel." Sed Jello Knockers.