Time for a random little one shot that was thought of courtesy of The Sims 2 for computer! Yay Sims!
Taking Care of a Toddler
Arkarian
It's been a couple years since that whole battle with the Order, and Isabel and I…well, she had a baby. A baby boy, to be exact. His name is Jacob, and he's around 2 now. We got him a fake tool set, and a nice teddy bear, not knowing what kind of havoc it would cause…
Isabel hasn't been able to come live with me yet, and she doesn't want her mother to know what she's been up to, so Jacob has to stay here with me. Not that it's usually all that bad, considering the fact that she normally manages to come visit pretty much all day long. But today…let's just say that I've locked myself in the closet.
Outside, I can hear Jacob screaming while throwing random tools at the closet door. I close my eyes and shudder. After a while, it stops, and I hear him starting to play with his teddy bear. Poor teddy bear, I think to myself, what did it do to deserve this?
I hear Jacob laughing as the teddy bear hits the floor repeatedly. I decide to open the closet door slightly to see what's going on. Bad idea. As soon as the door is open a crack, Jacob crawls over and manages to open it the rest of the way. I fall out, face first. Jacob moves out of the way just in time. I sigh. There's stuffing from the teddy bear strewn all over the floor, and one of its legs lays forgotten underneath the window.
Jacob takes a screwdriver from his fake tool set and starts stabbing what's left of that poor bear. I groan. Why did Isabel's mum decide on today to wonder what her daughter's been up to? There is no way I can do this by myself.
Once there's a big gaping hole in the teddy bear's chest, Jacob puts the screwdriver away and picks up the toy saw. Seriously, who comes up with these dangerous toy ideas? He takes said saw and decapitates the bear. When he sees what he's done to his beloved teddy, he starts crying. I groan again, before going over cautiously to comfort him. When I pick him up, I don't notice the toy hammer in his hand. At least, not until he starts hitting my shoulder with it.
"AH!" I cry out, almost dropping Jacob. He laughs maniacally, so I put him down and seek refuge in the closet once more. "When is Isabel going to get here?" I mutter to myself.
I decide to chance a peek, since the laughter has stopped, but I'm met with a hammer to the head. Wow, these toy tools really pack a punch.
Isabel
I sigh as I leave my house. Mum decided to question me for hours about what I do when I go out every single day. I just hope that Arkarian and Jacob are okay…
I run up the mountain as quickly as I can, and run inside. I find the room we've turned into a nursery, and see that the floor's completely covered with that white fluffy stuff. The head of a teddy bear lays in a corner, while the rest of its body is nowhere to be found. Jacob sits in the middle of the room, a toy hammer in hand. Arkarian is laying face down outside the closet.
All I can say is "What the…"
END
Yeah, short, I know. Who cares? Anyway, this fic was entirely my idea, with no help from anyone. Especially not Mewtwo Shall Rule the World. Notice the sarcasm? Review! Review, my minions!