okay...
this is how it goes...
things left alone is what wuz really written
stuffz in slash signs and in bold is stuff Ashu-san changed...
Priest Seto wearing weasel /(will settle for badger) suit costume thingy… /
was in the throne chambers with the rest of the priests that wielded the sennen items.
/change sennen items to, "awesome cool things that are cool "/
They were to sentence a lowly cow thief for stealing from the market place. How he dreaded this day./How much it did suck. How his weasel/badger suit itched…/
"Seto, what do you think his punishment shall be?" Pharaoh Atemu asked./atemu should be on fire/
Seto thought about what the best punishment for someone like this thief should be.
"Slavery." the priest answered shortly./change it to "projection into space with the sw33t space projection cannon… OF DOOM"/
Seto really did not like this day./add, "He did not like it in a box, he did not like it with a fox."/
Especially not when, just a few minutes later, the thief, Akefia, walked into the room with gold chains around his neck and bands around his arms and legs. Jewels in his hair and around his waist. /add, "dressed like a duckie… heh"/
"Well, well, well. It seems this will go easy for me. Ehehehehe! You priests are so easy to fool." /akefia "pities the foo"/
To say Seto was surprised would be an understatement. He was beyond surprised. /add, "He was super surprised… + 20 suprisination… of surprise…then atemu pulls out an uzi and shoots at akefia whilst screaming ")34+- +0 06135… 4) 20/6135!" (all thoz symbols should say 'death to noobies and zombies'/
/akefia summons Godzilla (with his discarded panda tooth) and they do battle/
…
/Godzilla vs crazy pharoh with uzis…/
…
/I luff this…/
/then seto opens a portal to another universe (atemu still yelling l33t and shooting at Godzilla) and zombies attack…/
/then loki and chaos appear out of nowhere and kick zombies whilst in funnie costumes (chaos dressed like…. I dunno… pick and anime char… loki too)/
/chaos: are you sure these are the right zombies loki/
/loki: shutup chaos… where being cool…/
/chaos: o, really? sw33t…/
/then… uhhh… everything explodes… and burns… its pretty…heh… fire…/
/then atemu goes to a space ship and back to his home planet to fight aliens and perhaps to one day once again do battle with Godzilla.../
/oh and setos hair is on fire…/
THE END!
by jiro-kun
there
i may add more if ashu-san continues
i think the randomness is funny as shit!
you should actually read the real thing tho
its under BakuraXMalik's Boys -real version
plz read that too
its really good