One home, evening..
Woman (from kitchen, angrily): Kuhuuuu…TV bandh karo..jaoo padhaai karo…
Kuhu (7 yr old): Miss P…kisi aur ka gusaa iss bechaari 7 saal ki ladki pe mat nikaalo…aap roti banaoo..meri padhai aur homework dono ho gayi hai..now its TV time…she increases the volume.
Woman (angry): bahut bolne lagi ho…tumhe toh main..she shuts the TV off and takes the remote to kitchen..
The girl sighs and goes to her room closing the door shut. She has taken her mom's phone with her. She dials someone.
Man voice (scared): main..main nikal gaya..bas 5 min….
Kuhu: Arre Raaju partner..apni wife se kitna darte ho..phir bhi jhooth bolte ho…aaj toh aap pitoge..
Man (relaxed): kuhuu partner..tum bhi naa..haan bhai..aaj toh pitoonga..waise kya haal hai jung ke maidan me?
Kuhu: aapke swagat me kaale jali huye roti banaa rahi hai..aur aaj aapki wajah se hame TV remote soup me yaa phir sabji me milne waali hai..mera TV dekhna bhi bandh kar diyaa…
Man: arre baapre….isse acha main aaj raat Bureau me hi rehta hoon…
Kuhu: kyun apni beti ke saath uss bhadki sherni ko akela chod rahe ho…partner you love me naa?
Man: yes my jaan..I love you..chal main sach me 5 min me nikalta hoon.. kuhuu..tu yaar please kuch soch naa..Miss P ko kaise pataana hai…..main aaj raat sofe pe sona nahi chahta..help me naa partner..
Kuhu (slapping her head): ….har baar ki tarah mujhe hi solution dhoondna padh raha hai..tang aa gayi hoon main tum dono se…main nahi thi toh kaise manage kiya ?
Man (laughs): Haan partner…Thank god..ek tu hi hai..jo mujhe aaj shaheed hone se bacha sakti hai..
Sometime later, bell rings and kuhu opens the door
Kuhu: phir late…jwaalamukhi bedroom me ubal rahi hai…
Woman (from inside): Kaun hai Kuhu?
Man (changing voice): Istriwaala memsaab…
The woman comes out with a huge bundle of clothes and throws it on the man standing on the door.
Woman: Kapde bahar gin lenaa..Kuhu..darwaaza bandh kar do..
Man: arre…sorry yaar…main ek case me atak gaya tha…please Purvi….one chance..
Purvi: Main istriwaale se baat nahi karti…She goes inside.
Kuhu: Kyun Sr Inspector Rajat..tai tai phuss ! kya flop idea tha aapka..Istriwaala..
Rajat: meri dadimaa….tu kya commentary de rahi hai..tere paas koi idea hai toh bol..
Kuhu: Yeh lo…greeting card..maine banayi hai…de dena…Miss P ko phool bahut pasand hai naa..yeh vase ke phool le jaaoo..jaooooo..jaldi nahi toh aaj khaana nahi milega..
Rajat takes the card and plastic flowers from the vase, keeps them out of the door and knocks. Purvi opens the door and picks both of them and goes inside.
5 min later, she opens the door, she has changed into her night clothes and goes to the kitchen to set the dinner table. Rajat quickly goes inside freshens up and changes. The family sits down for dinner. Purvi is still not talking and is in the kitchen heating food.
Kuhu: 1..2…3 start Papa…
Rajat: mmmmm..kya khushbu hai kuhu...meri Purvi world ki best master chef hai…aaj toh bahut kamaal kar diya hai shayad…
Purvi comes out and places soup and salad in front of them.
Kuhu: eeeeeeeeeeee….palak soup….partner..aapko kya mila?
Rajat (making face): hara bhara ..soup..pee le..kuhu…nahi toh yeh bhi nahi milega..
Rajat (making face and lying): Waah..Palak soup..aaj subah hi newspaper me aaya tha…sabse healthy soup hai yeh..waahhhh..
Purvi joins them and they all finish their soup in silence. Kuhu picks the salad plate..
Kuhu: arre..mamma…aaj tamatar nahi hai…mujhe yeh cucumber nahi khaana…
Purvi: Tamatar jiska bhi favorite hai…who khud kaat ke layegaa..
Kuhu (whispering to Rajat): aapko bol rahi hai..please naa..mere liye …ek tamatar..aapka bhi toh favorite hai..
Rajat goes to the kitchen and gets the tomatoes – kuhu's and his favorite.
Purvi serves them roti and sabji. Both Rajat and Kuhu stare at the food in front and then at each other..
Purvi: kya dekh rahe ho dono bhi..chalo start..
Kuhu kicks Rajat on his feet below the table.
Rajat: Purviiii..kal jo tumne daal banayi thi..woh bachi hai kya? Who…waah..kya daal banayi thi tumne..aaj yeh dudhi ki sabji…waise aaj ka dinner ka plan kiss channel ko dekhke banaya?
Purvi: Plaaaaan?..waise aaj shaam mera plan mere favorite hero Shahrukh khan ki nayi movie dekhne ka tha…maine theatre me kaafi intezaar kiya magar mere pati jinke paas tickets thi iss housefull movie ke liye..unhone apna plan badal diyaa toh maine bhi dinner ka plan badal diyaa..
Rajat: sorry Purvi…maine kaha naa..ek case me phass gaya..pata hai Kuhu..aaj kya case thaa..woh bandra ke kala nagar me ek pahad ke upar ek jhopdi me laash..
Purvi : dinner ke time pe yeh laash, khoon, goli ki baaten karna zaroori hai kya?…yeh ghar hai…aapka bureau nahi..
Father daughter duo eat the food slowly. They both sit on the sofa and switch on the TV keeping the volume low so as not to disturb Purvi who is cleaning the kitchen.
Rajat signals to Kuhu and goes inside the bedroom.
Kuhu: Arre..Papa…dekho toh aaj TV pe "DDLJ" lagi hai…Shahrukh ki entry bhi ho gayi…
Purvi runs out of the kitchen to watch the movie. She is a big fan of Shahrukh. She gets busy in front of the TV smiling at Shahrukh and repeating his dialogues. Suddenly the screen goes blank. Purvi looks at Kuhu in irritation..
Purvi: Kuhu…kyun bandh kiya..mera favorite scene tha..
Kuhu: Maine kuch nahi kiya…
Purvi gets angry and gets up to go to the kitchen, when she hears the song…Tujhe dekha toh yeh jaana sanam..she turns to see Rajat dressed just like Shahrukh from the movie with a jacket , T-shirt, jeans holding his guitar…
Kuhu mutes the TV and Rajat starts singing the song coming closer to Purvi. She first looks annoyed at him but as the song progresses, she starts smiling. He asks her for dance and they both dance and are about to kiss, when Kuhu interrupts…
Kuhu: scene CUTTT ! love scene….choti bachi ke saamne..
Purvi: acha acha meri maa…time dekho..jaao brush karke so jaaoo…kal school nahi jaana hai kya?
Kuhu gets up and kisses her parents good night .
Rajat (in her ears): Thanks partner..bacha liya aaj..
Kuhu (whispers back): You are welcome..kal tak meri fees meri piggy bank me jamaa kar dena..She leaves..
Purvi: toh mere Shahrukh khan..kahan the hum log?
Rajat: andar chalo..batata hoon..They both smile and go inside their bedroom..
Rajat: Sorry Purvi…aaj who case ke wajah se tumhari movie miss ho gayi..I am sorry Senorita…
Purvi: koi baat nahi..aise bade bade desho me aisi choti choti baaten hoti rehti hai..she taps his forehead.
Rajat (pulling her closer): waise mujhe pata tha..tum mujhe maaf kar dogi…
Purvi (putting her hands around his neck): kaise pata tha?
Rajat (running his hands on the zip of her nighty): Tumne aaj meri favorite nighty jo pehni…mujhe yakeen ho gaya…aaj raat toh sofe pe nahi guzaaroonga..
Purvi (blushing): bahut time waste kar rahe ho..kitna bolte ho aap….
Rajat (seductively): Toh chalo…mujhe chupp karaooo….she kisses him and the lights get switched off…
I just cannot stop thinking about a story for Rajat-Purvi. This time its not my original..The idea is from a south indian movie..Its just the idea I picked up, I have not seen the movie just read the synopsis and I love the songs of that movie..the scenes and dialogues are my own..I hope you guys enjoy this...
Read and comment please..