Emmett…Enough Said.
This is a one-shot…I hope!
Emmett walks up the stairs in search of something to do, but he finds his family all in the living room like statues, staring at nowhere in particular.
"So… anyone want to play a game?" Renesmee raises her hand. "I meant a game for grown-ups, sweetie." He kindly tells her. Bella sighs "I guess I'll play, I have nothing better to do."
Emmett sits down on the floor beside her. "Ok, so let's play…um, how 'bout Chinese Restaurant?" "I think I do have something better to do," she tries to get up, but Emmett pulls her back down again.
He sticks out his bottom lip and begs, "One game!" Bella gives in. "I went to a Chinese Restaurant to try a loaf of bread, bread, bread," their hands slapped together hard, and on beat. "They asked me what my name was and this is what I said, said, said. My name is… Knee I Knee I, Nick I Nye Nick I Nye, Pom Pom Poodles, Willie Wally Whiskers.
"My name is… Elvis Presley sitting in a hot tub drinking Diet Pepsi, my name is…. Choo Choo Charlie, I love karate, punch you in the stomach…OUCH, YOU BITCH!" Emmett screamed. Bella accidently punched him, with her granite fist.
"My wife is not a bitch, if anything yours is!" yelled Edward Emmett's face shook with rage and he tackled Edward like a football player, the collision caused a massive hole and the wall, not to mention they were still fighting...
This is how a simple hand game can become violent with the Cullen family, beware!
I really don't like to use that word, but I thought it would be funny…kind of. Review!!!