Teh Derp Files: Terraria Edition

by echommm

A collection of crazy and true stories of the weird/funny things that happen while playing videogames with friends. Some stories are by me, Echommm, and some (assuming anyone actually submits anything) will be from other people. Every story is completely true.

teh derp files

Terraria edition

Every short story really did happen, word for word, we are really that dumb/stupid/funny/retarded.

1. The Bunnies hate you, dude by Echommm

So Peyton and I were playing on our main world and we had a bunny statue that I really liked. We always left it on because, bunnies (duh). We had just returned from a mining trip and payton, like always, was talking about how I did absoulutly nothing. For some reason, the bunny spawner had turned off and I naturally yelled "PEYTON,WHY AREN'T THE BUNNIES TURNED ON!". He laughed and gave me a bad time about it for awhile and then we found out the 1 second timer tuned off. After like 15 spawned, A blood moon happened and I got brutally murdered by corrupt bunnies. He burst into laughter and said "The bunnies hate you, dude. You should go sacrifice yourself to them, to appease the Bunny Deity! He's been blackmailing me for a while now, can't show this to the public...oh wait, I just did that.

2. SEIZURE PICKAXE! by Echommm

"Hey, guess what I got." Peyton asked. "Don't tell me, I'm going to hate it." "SEIZURE PICKAXE!" "oh please, why?" "SEIZURE PICKAXE! NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNONMONMONMNONMONMONMNOMNONMONMNOMNONMONMONM." "STOP IT YOUR RUINING THE HOUSE!" "NO! SEIZURE PICKAXE!" "PLEASE FRIGGIN STOP IT, YOUR DIGGING THAT HOLE ON PURPOSE CAUSE YOU KNOW I WILL EVENTUALLY FALL IN IT." "Yep. SEIZURE PICKA- *OcculussEko was incinerated...crap."

Shenanigans by Echommm

"Hey Peyton." "What." "What are you doing, like right now." "I'm building why?" "Welll...*The Eye of Ctuluthu has awoken "Seriously!? We Just started! How?" "I cheated bruh. gg no re" *FadedEcho left. Suprisingly, he actually survived. "Wow congrats, dude, you somehow survived." *The Eye of Ctuluthu has awoken "Screw you Dallan." OcculussEko left.

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Remember, you can submit your own crazy stories by sending me a PM