I don't own Transformer's if I did, The opening would have been of Ironhide and Will making out. Seeing as that hasn't happened you can rest assured that I do not own them. Great now my dream been yanked away; happy?

Rating: MA for sexual content between a man and mech. I wonder if that can be considered sexual……

Pairing: Sideswipe/Sunstreaker; Ironhide/Will; Ratchet/Wheeljack; Jazz/Prowl

Summary: Completely AU. Two months after Mission City four stasis pods land on Earth. Of course nothing ever goes according to plan, especially when Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are involved. Watch there journey to making there new home.

Homecoming

" What do you think your doing?" Prowl snarled to the three mechs who had just finished scanning cars of the high way. He was extremely pissed by this point. He had been listening to the twins the whole fly over when they had bumped into each other in the milky way. They had apparently gotten separated on some back water planet and had only now seen each other. He couldn't believe how they had managed to fling there pods together and crash so the pods would become one in attempt to save its passengers from deactivation when they had caught up with him just before entering the earths Gravitational pull. As soon as they had landed he realized they were in the wrong place, The twins could care less and apparently Wheeljack didn't care either, he was far more interested in what the humans,(the local wildlife of this plant), Science.

"What's wrong Prowl, Optimus said that he had taken down Mega-pain. Unless your afraid of some straggling 'con? Me and 'Sides are out of here. We don't have to go by Prime." Sunstreaker stated as he started to transformer along with the other two. Wheeljack didn't even offer him an answer just said bye and left heading into what the humans knew as China. Prowl narrowed his eye's but he knew they were right; while he was second in command Optimus did say that the fighting was; for the most part, over. He glared as the Twins took off in the direction of what the humans called Russia. He sighed when they were out of sight. He started to scan for a vehicle form from this planet to blend in. He watched a motorcycle pass and scanned it. With a sigh he headed in the direction the twins had taken, if nothing he knew they would find some sort of settlement. The twins had an uncanny ability to find where they local wildlife lived. He would hack into a computer then he might be able to some how get a hold of Prime.

Two hours later and Prowl was hacked into what the local wildlife (called humans) called the world wide web. He also realized that they landed on the other side of this planet from where they were suppose too. He wanted to just send a worldwide frequency

wave to Prime, but he couldn't risk a decepticon getting a hold of the frequency. So he sat there trying to figure out how he was supposed to get a hold of Prime he saw a human on what they called a cell phone. Now he didn't need a cell phone but he could use his frequency to do something similar to the cell phone. It was about that time he realized his next problem; sure he could call anyone he wanted, but none of the autobots had a cell phone, and even if they did he didn't know there number. So he sat there for another hour searching the net trying to get all the information about the final battle when a picture caught his optics. A picture of one Captain William Lennox standing in front a black GMC pickup truck.

He searched threw the military record and found his information. Soon he headed into a back alleyway. He didn't want any human to hear him talking when he had no projection to make himself look normal and start to freak out. So there he was calling some human he never met hoping he was right and that had been Ironhide. He was proud of himself when he heard it start to ring like a phone was suppose too.

"Hello?" a male voice said; and that's when Prowl realized his next problem; how was he supposed to explain that he was lost and wanted to talk to your truck to some human? He sighed and decided to be blunt, besides how would you soften that type of thing?

"I need to speak with Ironhide." He stated gruffly not at all happy that he had to resort to such a silly method of communication.

"What? How do you know about him?! Who are you?! Listen here you stupid 'con if you come near him you'll have me to deal with!" You could hear the man yelling obviously angry.

"What? Me a decepticon? Never! I would deactivate myself first!" He yelled back at the human male. "I need Ironhide; just give him the cell phone!" He was beyond pissed now, first the twins cause them to land half way across the world from where they were supposed to be, then they take off Wheeljack right along with them, and now some human was calling him a decepticon! To say the least this was not a very good day.

Some where in the Nevada desert

I sigh as Ironhide drive away from the base and towards the city. He's upset with me again. I don't know what he wants me to do. I know he know I love; for fucks sake I told him so! Still how would I explain that to my wife and daughter? 'Hey honey we cant be together anymore. What. Why not? Well you see I found somebody else. Who? Oh, well Ironhide. Oh did I forget to mention that Ironhide was a alien robot. So sorry honey must have slipped my mind for a minute!' I sigh again and look out the window and wonder how to fix this mess I found myself in. I was about to snap and tell Ironhide to grow the hell up when my cell rang. I pull it out of my pocket and look at the id. Well that's weird its blank. With a shrug I answer it.

"Hello?" I say waiting to see who it was.

"I need to speak with Ironhide." I nearly jump out of my skin when I hear is name. Nobody knows about Ironhide, at least nobody that I wouldn't get a id from. Panic fills me; it could only be a decepticon!

" What? How do you know about him?! Who are you?! Listen here you stupid 'con if you come near him you'll have me to deal with!" I yell getting pissed. They would not take Ironhide from me. I can sense Ironhide's worry, and I can tell in the way that suddenly he is picking up speed and pulling into a private area that he can transform that he's worried, while the mech yells at me for calling him a decepticon. I get out of the truck as Ironhide stops in a wooded clearing. Then he's there demanding that I let him deal with it as he hacks into the line to speak to the decepticon himself.

"Look here you slagging 'con if you ever threaten Will again I will pump you full of so many holes that Primus himself with not know what you are!" Ironhide growled once he finished hacking into the line.

"Nice to hear your vocal processors too Ironhide." Came the familiar drawl of what Ironhide hoped was true.

"Prowl?" He stuttered into the line obviously not believing it.

"Yes, look I'm in a city just outside of China; I'm stuck, you think you can get me out of here?" The other mech asked Ironhide who was grinning now.

"How'd you manage that one?" Ironhide asked as he brought up a com. link to prime.

:: Ironhide to prime.::

::Prime here, what do you need Ironhide?::

::Your not going to believe who just called me; literally on Will's cell.::

::Who?::

::Prowl. He says that Himself along with my boys and Wheeljack landed but the twins managed to knock them off course by crashing into one another in excitement from not seeing one another. He's stick in China. He says that they took off as soon as they scanned themselves an alt mode thinking that you didn't need them. Or in Wheeljack case he didn't know Ratchet is here.::

::…..::

::Optimus? Optimus? OPTIMUS!!!!!!!!::

:: What in the slag pit? Oh Ironhide, Please tell me my audio receptors are not malfunctioning. Your and Jazz's boys are online? I thought you said they were; well you know deactivated.::

::Yes, I thought they were, guess Jazz was right after all. Now what are we going to do to get them back here?::

::Tell Prowl were coming; to stay put so we can at least meet up with him with relative ease then head back to the base so we can inform the others. Optimus out.::

Ironhide grinned informed this Prowl that he was to stay put they were coming then they would go searching for his boys…..WAIT WHAT?!

" Ironhide?! Your boys! You have kids?! Why am I just now learning about this!?" I demand shocked that he has apparently two boys.

"Well I didn't say anything because I thought they were deactivated. Last I seen them the elite guard had them and were taking them to be deactivated. I tried to get to them but there were just too many decepticon's around. Jazz was right all this time; he never believed they were gone. Look Will I have to go back to the base then were most likely going to head over to China to look for them. Will you come with?" Ironhide told me all this leaving me reeling. Ironhide and Jazz were together before? They'd had kids together? He wants to go with him to get his kids? I asked the first thing that came to mind.

"You and Jazz were together and you didn't tell me?" I ask quietly, hurt easy to read in my tone no matter how hard I try to hide it.

"What? Yes a long time ago. Long before your world was even born. You have no need to be jealous Will; it was a long time ago and we both have moved on, he is actually waiting to spark bond with Prowl; the mech who called you. And I, well I have you will. If you'll have me that is." He asked me the last part and I didn't know what to say so I didn't say anything I just pulled out my cell and dialed my house number and waited while it rang as Ironhide stared at me curiously. Finally I hear my wife's voice asking where I was.

"Sorry Shara but I wont be home for a while, something big is going down in China and I'm needed. I cant tell you about it, I wasn't even suppose to tell you as much as I have. Just take care of my baby girl for me and we'll talk when I get back alright. Crap, I'm sorry Shara but I have to go the sergeant is heading my way. Tell my baby girl I love her alright." I say this all in a bit of a whisper so she thinks I'm trying to not let anyone hear me talking to her.

"Alright Will, you be careful out there, we'll be waiting for you when you get home. Bye I love you." She tells me and I feel bad for lying to her, but the guilt doesn't last long when I see how happy Ironhide is that I choose to come with him.

"All right lets go." I tell him with a grin; he transforms back into his truck and opens the door for me. I smirk and jump in and then were speeding in the direction of the base. Were back there in fifteen minutes tops. I see the whole group out and waiting with confused looks on there face and I look in the mirror when I hear a horn and notice Bumblebee and Sam are right behind us. Ironhide and Bumblebee pull up and allow Sam and myself out before transforming and picking us up so were level with the rest of the Autobots.

"Will somebody please tell me what this is about?! I could be in the Medbay working right now!" Ratchet growls out when we are all settled.

"It seems that Will here got a curious phone call today did you not Captain Lennox?" Optimus asked with what could only be a smirk.

"Ah, yeah, some autobot named Prowl called my cell asking for Ironhide." I answer him and see Jazz's head snap up and his optics go huge.

"Ya not just messing wit me 'r ya? Prowls here? Where?! I can go get him." I like hearing the happiness in his vocal processor seeing as how that means I don't really have to worry about him trying to be with Ironhide again.

"That's going to be a bit of a problem. He landed on the Wrong side of the Planet when Sideswipe and Sunstreaker crashed there stasis pods together. Apparently they were a bit excided about seeing each other when they had been separated for a bit. Couldn't have been long though, we both know more then a earth week and they would go into shock. They heard Optimus message and came here, but they decided with no battles needing to be fought they would go explore or something and took off along with Wheeljack who also had also met up with them just as they were entering Earths Milky Way from what Prowl told me." Ironhide explained both Jazz and Ratchet looked elated and I'm sure if they could they would have been bouncing on the balls of there feet.

"Wheeljack's come to Earth? He doest know I'm here. We've been apart for too long. Optimus you have to let me go, if I get closer I might be able to break threw our bond and let him know I'm here and then we'll only have to search for the twins." Ratchet asked looking up at Optimus with pleading optics, Prime smiled and nodded his assent.

"Bumblebee and myself will stay behind to guard the base while you, Ironhide, and Jazz go and bring them home - " Optimus was saying when Ironhide interrupted him.

"Will's coming along as well." He didn't ask but rather told. Optimus started at him then looked at me before nodding once again.

"All right autobots gear up then roll out." Prime told us and everyone went around getting ready for everyone who was leaving. You could almost feel everyone's happiness and I hoped it would stay that way for a long time.

Hey, I hope you liked the first chapter! I know I did, I cant wait to get the next one out as well, but for that I'm going to need encouragement which means I need reviews! Oh go on you know you want to!!!!