I don't own Harry Potter
"oh Voldemort! come here my dear sweet Voldemort!" This call was heard from the meeting room in Riddle manor. Cuasing Voldemort to curse and rushed to hide under the long table.
"Shit!"
"hide the papers!"
"Run"
*Thud* The door to the meeting room opened to show a very intoxicated Harry bloody Potter wearing next to nothing dragging Nagini by her tail as she wailed at the sight of her masters almost nude nemesis.
"Tommy-Poor" whined the drunk adolescent " why are you hiding from me again?" Potter said as he reached under the table and grabbed the leg of Tom marvolo Riddle world renown Dark Lord by the ankle and dragged him out from under the table and away from the leg that he had a death grip on.
"Come on deary we have cookies to bake" cackled Harry as he skipped hauling the scream wizard and snake with him.
The End
Hi sorry for the bad grammer and spelling this was a slpit seconed write meaning I didn't have time nor the care wether everything was spelt right, so if you don't like it I don't want to know.