Dont' Own it.

It was originally part of another fic, but the rest of it was poo so this is all that was left. Hope you like. (Haha. The Author note is going to be longer than the fic)


Naruto stood next to Sakura with a dumb look on his face. He was going to be Hokage, that would show Sasuke. Naruto glared at the oblivious Uchiha. Sakura suddenly punched him.

"Don't look at him like that!"

Naruto cowered as Sakura yelled at him. Sasuke smirked, which caused Naruto to glare with even more fury, which in turn caused Sakura to hit him again and yell even louder.

Kakashi watched from his perch on the top of a post. He laughed as Naruto climbed to his feet and jumped at Sasuke, only to be stopped by Sakura's fist. He raised his eyebrow as Naruto flew back. That girl really was strong.

Kakashi felt sorry for Naruto and jumped down. He grabbed Sakura's arm, as she threw a punch, in an attempt to stop her from destroying Naruto. His so-called help failed miserably. Not only did he not stop her, but he was thrown down on top of Naruto. He squeaked as he flew toward the boy. Naruto stared like a deer caught in the headlights as his sensei came crashing down on him.

"Kakashi-sensei!" Sakura gasped once she realized what she had done. Naruto and Kakashi were on the ground twitching. Sasuke broke down laughing. He clutched his stomach.

Everybody stared at him. Sakura and Kakashi looked at him with awe, Naruto's jaw hung in shock. He looked at them and snorted before covering his face.

"Sasuke! Are you ok?" Sakura asked. She was sure something was making him do this. It couldn't be Sasuke.

"Idiots," Sasuke gasped between laughs. His laughter started dying out. "Ahh man," he sighed when his laughter finally stopped.

His teammates nearly died when his smile didn't leave his face.

"Pinch me," Sakura whispered.

"Ow!" She turned and hit Naruto.