I was bored with American Idol and "Pants On The Ground" guy, so I took a break from SuperCross to make this. I hope you enjoy it!

Host: Hello and welcome to Cellular Idol! Today we have the last four remaining contestants. Before we watch them sing, let's say hello to our judges, Thraxbaby and Simon!

Thraxbaby: Hi!

Simon: Shouldn't there be a third judge?

Thraxbaby: There was, but he got ejected out of Frank's booty.

Simon: Then shouldn't someone fill in for him?

Harry Potter: I'll do it!

Simon: Daniel Radcliffe? I thought I left you on that deserted island?

Harry: Who's Daniel?

Simon: *sighs* Let's just get this over with!

Host: Okay... First up is Leah Estrogen!

LEAH: (Open by Brandy)

Whoa, whoa...
Whoa, whoa...
Whoa, whoa...

As long as I have known you
I never thought of us as more than friends, mmm, mmm
You came with your advances
But I resisted every one of them, yeah, yeah

But you were such a player
And I didn't think that you would ever change
Now a few years later
I'm lovin' you, it's so hard to explain
How we got to where we are

How'd you do it (Hey...)
How did you get me so open
Baby, you have
Got me feenin', got me jonesin'
For your kisses (Yeah, yeah)
They're so rich and chocolate coated
Maybe this is (Oh, oh)
Close to heaven as I'm gon' get

Every time the phone rings
I rush to answer hopin' that it's you, yeah, yeah
And every time I hear a
Car pull up, I want it to be you, oh, whoa, whoa

Now I don't know what's better
Kissin' you or simply holding hands
The fact that we're together
Is not by chance or any circumstance
And I can't help but wonder

How'd you do it (How)
How did you get me so open (Me so open, yeah, yeah)
Baby, you have (Oh, no)
Got me feenin' (Feenin'), got me jonesin' (Jonesin')
For your kisses (Oh, whoa)
They're so rich and chocolate coated (Yeah, yeah)
Maybe this is
Close to heaven as I'm gon' get

Never (Never), ever
Never felt this way it about, no (Way about it, oh,
no)
I can't imagine something will happen to you
(You said you'll be part of me, yeah, yeah)

How'd you do it (Yeah, yeah, oh, oh)
How did you get me so open (Woo, woo, woo)
Baby, you have (Oh, whoa, oh, oh)
Got me feenin', got me jonesin'
For your kisses (Hey, hey, yea)
They're so rich and chocolate coated (Hey, yea, hey)
Maybe this is
Close to heaven as I'm gon' get

How'd you do it (How'd you do it)
How did you get me so open
Baby, cute thing
Got me feenin', got me jonesin'
For your kisses
They're so rich and chocolate coated (Chocolate
coated)
Maybe this is
Close to heaven as I'm gon' get

How'd you do it
How did you get me so open
Baby, you have
Got me feenin', got me jonesin'
For your kisses
They're so rich and chocolate coated
Maybe this is
Close to heaven as I'm gon' get

How'd you do it
How did you get me so open
Baby, you have
Got me feenin', got me jonesin'
For your kisses
They're so rich and chocolate coated
Maybe this is
Close to heaven as I'm gon' get
As I'm gon' get
As I'm gon' get
As I'm gon' get
As I'm gon' get
As I'm gon' get
As I'm gon' get

Ozzy: Yeah! Go Leah!

Host: Great job, Leah! Let's see what our judges have to say! Thraxbaby?

Thraxbaby: That was awesome! I totally think you should make it to the next round!

Host: Well, that's one vote! Harry?

Harry: I thought you were amazing! You're definately moving up!

Host: What about you, Simon?

Simon: I can't believe I'm saying this, but nice job, you're moving up.

Leah: Oh my gosh! Thank you!

Host: One down, three to go! After the commercials will be Thrax!

Ozzy: Say what?!

Thrax: That's right, Jones! Think I was here just for decoration?

Ozzy: No! I thought you were supposed to be dead!

Thrax: You'd be suprised what Fanfiction authors can do. *winks at Thraxbaby*

Thraxbaby: *faints*