One day Filch was looking for trouble and then Mrs Norris showed up and Filch heard a sound. "Oh do you hear that Mrs nnorris Filch said and Mrs Norris thout she did. So filch looked and there was Peeves and he was watching them the whole time and laughing because he thout Filch was having a affair with his cat wich he was but Peeves didn't really now that. He just thought so bc Filch was always hanging around her. Filch was screaming profanity at Peeves when Dumbledore popped up out of no where and said Filch your setting a bad example for the students and his eyes twinkled like he was joking except he ment it cos Filch was yelling bad words and there were first years around.
"Ooh saidone of the first years filch has a dirty mouth and then they all laughed until somebody screamed bloody hell just for fun and then Dumbledore got mad. Not at the first years but at Filch because he taut them how to scream like that and Dumbledore didn't thinkit was good to teach them bad language. Filch didn' tlike to apologise but he had too because Dumbledore was there and filch was scared hed lose his job so he said sorry and then he grabbed mrs Norris by the tail and dragged her yeowling into a room and then he started talking to her.
Suddenly he realised Peeves was there too and he was like peeves your every were and got really mad and tried to kill peeves with a desk he found except that didn't work cos peeves was too sly for him even though Filch had a desk which was alot bigger than peeves and his antiks. Peeves flew around in circles around flich and then finally flich dropped the desk on himself nad got smashed by it and mrs Norris ywoeld. So then it turned out filch wasn't dead cos Dumbledore was nearby and he saved him by using a spell he learned from madam pomfree to heal sock people. Filch was happy cos he was alive except then he realised peeves was still around and he got angry again and got up and started bashing his head against a wall and when Dumbledore said wyh are you hitting your head against a wall filch just said cos he couldn't spend any time with his cat.
Dumbledore was a nice kind of guy but he was kind of destrubed because he didn know that filch was having a relationship with mrs noris until then and he was like filch you can't have a relationship with our cat. Then filch said he loved her though and Dumbledore said why don't you go and see madame pince and flich said no because we used to date in school now we aren't together and Dumbledore said I know but I talked to her yesterday she said she still loves you and filch was kind of happy except he still missed mrs Norris sometimes so they never really broke it off.