AN: Info on competitions.
There are radio-style competitions on this, if you wish to enter, either put your answer in a review, or PM me, leave a name (it can be fake) and if you want, a nickname (possibly in quote marks in between first and second name), obviously you wont actually get prizes, but, y'know, it's all good fun :D
The Blu Gunderson Podcast: Series 1
Episode 1
*Three birds are sat in a recording studio in London, a blue one taps the microphone*
Blu: Hello! And welcome, to the first, in a six part series, The Blu Gunderson Podcast, with me, Blu Gunderson, and I've got here with me, Chris Bailey
Chris: What am I doing now?
Blu: Well just saying hello.
Chris:… Hello.
,Blu: *Sighs* and…Jo.
Jo: Alright.
Blu: Chris being my best friend when I first came here to the UK. Those who are not aware of Jo-
Chris: Haha…
Blu: He's just my little experiment, cuz' I've seen him blossom, from an idiot, into an imbecile…
Chris: *Sniggers*
Blu: and I wanna see it through further, so, without further ado, welcome, to the Blu Gunderson show.
Chris: Why is it the Blu Gunderson show shouldn't it…
Blu: I dunno, I was sceptical from the start, it should be the Jo show. It's like, I'm the ring leader, but He's the star.
Chris: Haha!
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Blu: So, Jo, what have you been doing for the past few weeks here in the uk, you ever been here before? What 'dyou think?
Jo: S'alright innit?
Blu: What have you been doing with your time here, anything good? Fly to the top of big ben? What?
Jo: Well yeah, s'been alright, I've been like, playin with insects, watchin 'em run around seein what they do.
Blu: aHAHA! *Laughs hysterically* Yeah!, That's! that's you all over!
Chris: Glad to see you doing something constructive with your free time, Jo.
Blu: So, so you've been watching insects, have you seen 'em doin anythin interesting?
Jo: I saw an ant, sort of, kick it's height.
Chris… what, what d'you mean?
Jo: You know, when you kick your leg up in the air to your own height?
Blu: hahaha! And, and why was an ant, kicking it's height, as you put it?
Jo: dunno, it was just sat there, cuz' normally you see 'em runnin' around don't ya? Tryin to look busy, when really there just goin in circles.
Blu: Ahahaha! Yeah!
Jo: Yeah, no, but this one. It was just sat there kickin' it's legs about, I mean I tried to kick my height when I was little.
Blu: And did you do it?
Jo: Yeah, I did it an everythin', but cuz' I was concentratin' on getting my leg up there, I sorta', I forgot to put it down again.
*Blu and Chris laugh hard*
Blu: Haha! "Forgot to put it down again"! Haha!
Chris: "Forgot to eat the other day"!
Blu: "Oh, I forgot to breath last night" "Why's that" "Tryna' kick my height!"
Jo: No, but what I mean is… I don't really know what I mean…
Blu: And out comes the truth!
Chris: What I've been thinking, is that we can make these… insect stories, a regular thing? What do you think, Jo?
Jo: Yeah, sounds like a good idea
Blu: how about just Jo in general? Just news from him?
Jo: Yeah, S'alright
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Blu: Jo, what I've been wanting to know about you for ages, is your religious views, what, are you, you know, Christian or what?
Jo: Well, I don't really know, I mean, it could of happened, I mean, look at Noah's ark for example.
Chris: You don't believe it?
Jo: No, I think, like I said, it could of happened, I mean, it's in book form, so… you know the story, he built a-
Blu: whoa! Rewind! Your saying you believe that Noah's ark happened because its in book form, but, according to that, doesn't he get two of every animal? But, we know that's impossible, don't we?
Jo: It's big.
Blu: But come on Jo, how big would this boat have to be?
Jo: It's a big boat, I mean, I don't know where he was floating where he got two of every anima-
Chris: Well exactly! Your questioning it! Where could he get all those animals?
Jo: Yeah but that's what I'm sayin, a zoo.
Blu: A zoo doesn't have 1 percent of every animal species, plus it would have to be a colossal ship!
Jo: It's big! It's a big bo-
Blu: You can't just keep saying it's big, Jo!
Jo: Right, well how long did god give him to do it?
Blu: well I dunno.
Jo: It was quite a couple of weeks.
Blu *sighs*
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Jo: I uh, I've been watching a lot of stuff lately…
Chris: Yeah?
Jo: And uh, the other day, I was eating a bit of biscuit, and I looked down, there was a little crumb, moving. I 'ad a closer look, but there was 'nowt there.
Blu: So what are you saying?…
Jo:…Bacteria
Chris: Ha ha! What!
Blu: Talking sh*t, AGAIN!
Jo: Think about it-
Blu: It was the wind, you imbecile!
Jo: No, but listen, that bacteria, germ, whatever-
Blu: Didn't 'appen! Did not happen!
Jo: They're 'gettin bigger, they all are.
Blu: Oh, shut up.
Jo: No, but think about it, soon there'll be 'gettin massive , we'll be choking on 'em-
Blu: aHAHAHAHAHA!
Chris: Haha!
Blu: No! no it's, no, your…wha, y- YOU'RE AN IDIOT! What, you think there's gonna be giant hairy bacteria, wanderin' around, eatin' biscuits? "Well I've 'ad 'mi McVities, time to grow!" Doesn't happen, Jo!
Chris: Complete and utter nonsense.
Jo: Well…
Blu: Right, we've put that to bed.
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Jo: Been uhhh, thinkin' about stuff, y'know-
Blu: What d'you mean? What stuff?
Jo: Like, y'know, competitions and stuff, that we can do, you know-
Chris: Yes…
Jo: I've come up with one, I think it's pretty good, y'know.
Blu: What is it?
Jo: It's called, Songbusters.
Chris: Why, it's not like a-
Blu: Is that supposed to be like, a, a Ghostbusters thing?
Jo: Well it's not that bad is it?
Blu: Yes.
Jo: Well, y'know, titles a work in progress.
Blu: Yeah, well…
Jo: Anyway, what happens is, we get a verse, or a line, probably a line, y'know, can't be that long.
Blu: Come on!
Chris: Your keeping a very small amount of people waiting!
Blu: haha!
Jo: Anyway, you get a line, or a verse-
Blu: Ughh…
Jo: And, you take out a word, maybe a couple-
Chris: Right…
Jo: This weeks, I've got, quite an easy one, y'know, it's the first one-
Blu: So what've they gotta do?
Jo: Right, it's fairly easy, you've just gotta email us, the missin' word, the song name, or artist, both if y'can,.
Blu: Right…
Jo: Like a'say, it's quite an easy one, y'know, cuz' it's the first one.
Blu: Shall we play it then?
Jo: …Yep.
Blu presses a button on a panel in front of him.
I've paid my _, time after time…
Jo: So it's, a relatively easy one this week, so you know…
Chris: Like Jo is attempting to say-
Blu: *Sniggers*
Chris: -if we can get the missing word, song name, and artist if you want, email us at podcast (at) blugunderson .bz
Jo: Alright.
Blu: Prizes?
Jo: Yep, we've got uh, a few DVD's to give away. There's, a classic episode of Doctor Who.
Chris: That's fine, very popular show, go on.
Jo: Yeah, it's, a Jon Pertwee one, it's called, The Sea Devils.
Blu: Brilliant. Next?
Jo: Next, it's uhhh, the complete first season of Marble Hornets, -
Blu: Ok, I'm gonna stop you there, Jo, I've never heard of that, what is it?
Chris: To be fair, I know what that is, it's sort of like a homemade series about a guy, who's being followed by, well, I'm not gonna give too much away, but it is very creepy, it's an internet series, right, Jo?
Jo: Think so, anyway, next up, we've got Rio, very funny, CIG movie.
Chris: Sorry, have you just said CIG?
Jo: Yeah, it's a CIG film innit?
Blu: HAHAHA! CIG! CIG! Oh god! It's CGI you, ugh, just carry on…
Jo: So yeah, that's on BluRay.
Chris: Have you ever seen that, Blu?
Blu: No, it's pretty new isn't it?
Chris: Yeah, it's supposed to be quite good.
Blu: Anyway, Jo?
Jo: Yeah, last one, is The Sixth Sense, good film. So yeah, that's, that's it.
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Blu: Well, that's it then, thanks for listening, it's goodbye from me, bye from Chris-
Chris: Bye!
Blu: And of course, goodbye, from the hollow-headed, dim-witted, bird named Jo!
Jo: Alright
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AN: Well, that's it for the first episode, any suggestions or Songbusters answers, put it in a review or PM me! Thanks!
PS: Bleeped out a couple of words cuz I want it to be a T, and spaces between url addresses because stupid fanfiction .net wont let me post addresses or (at) thats why i couldn't put the symbol.
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