Thud
He fell down with a bump. He looked up to what he had tripped upon. It was a book – Beauty the Beast.

He looked around the room.

The room was scattered with books – books which added to his long list of things-to-throw-away, books for five-year olds. They were Tobi's.

"TOBI!" He yelled annoyed.

"Coming, Leader-sama." Tobi rushed out of his room, startling Hidan who was in the middle of one of his time-consuming prayer.

"Watch it, you mother-******!"

"Sorry, Hidan-san."

Waving his hands, Tobi greeted Pain cheerfully, "Hi Leader-sama. Did you call for me?"

"Oh yes I did. Why are you messing the room with your stupid, childish books which are of no use to us?"

Tobi replied, "Because I have no place to keep them. That's why."

"So you thought that this room was the best place for them?"

"Hai."

"Grrr….Why don't you keep them in your own room instead of messing the meeting room?"

"Well Deidara-senpai always gets irritated when he sees them so I thought I would do him a favour and keep them here."

"Go and fetch Deidara then. Tell him that I want to speak to him."

But Tobi did not hear him for he again rushed out like there was no tomorrow. Soon he came back into the room dragging Deidara by his cloak. The blond was yelling, "LET GO OF ME …. un."

"Here he is, Leader-sama." Tobi said, finally loosening his hold.

Relaxed, he asked Pain, "So why did you send for me, hmm?"

"Would you be so kind to tell me what harm there is when you see Tobi's books?"

"Since you asked me so kindly, Leader-sama, I shall tell you the reason, yeah. Being the moron he is, he keeps them scattered all over the floor and I will always be the one to trip. I wonder if he does that on purpose … un."

"IT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE ONLY ONE FREAKING EYE! NOW, WOULD YOU ALL SHUT YOUR DAMNED MOUTHS AND LET ME PRAY IN PEACE?" thundered Hidan, who was already annoyed as their voices kept distracting him.

"What about your wardrobe? Do you think it's for decoration, Tobi?" Pain said, once again turning his attention to Tobi.

"Well, if I kept my books in my wardrobe then where would I keep my clothes, Leader-sama?" he replied, giggling.

"Then, it's simple, burn your books." Pain said this with an air of finality and walked away.

The very idea shocked Tobi so much that he cried for several days until no one was able to bear it. So finally Pain came to a decision.

"A BOOKSHELF? WHY ON THE EARTH DO WE NEED A BOOKSHELF, LEADER-SAMA?! IT IS A COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY."

"I have made my mind, Kakuzu. I never want to see the meeting room filled with such useless books."

"I don't get why you people love to squander money. I still think that's stupid."

"If you love money too much to part with it, it is of no use to us."

"Okay then, since you are so sure of your decision, I myself will make a bookshelf. It would save a lot of money."

"Do whatever you must but I want a satisfactory result."

So the next day, Kakuzu started his work. Well….not only Kakuzu because Hidan was with him because. Kakuzu made him – no, forced him – to do most of the work while he laid fiddling with the designs and pointing out the albino's mistakes.

It got on Hidan's nerves.

"WHY ARE YOU LAYING AROUND DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, YOU NO-GOOD BASTARD? YOU WERE THE ONE WHO PROPOSED THIS FREAKING HELL OF A JOB TO LEADER-SAMA!"

"Calm down, Hidan. It's just that I am a little better at calculations than you. Now if you please shut up, I am trying to calculate the amount of lumber needed to complete this."

"WHY WOULD I FREAKING CALM DOWN?"

Finally Kakuzu felt he could not stand his numerous complaints and started to do the 'actual' work.

Making a bookshelf, Kakuzu discovered, wasn't as easy as he had previously thought.

First you have to use a planer, cut the wood according to the measurements and then there was the need for nailing the wood pieces together. Since both of them had different opinions for the size and the material, they quarelled frequently. And, as always, the few pieces which they had somehow managed to get together would always fall apart.

This irritated both of them so much that they came to the conclusion to ask Sasori to make it for them. So, putting their pride in their pockets, they approached Sasori and made a deal with him.

But the deal made was not an easy one for Sasori wanted the extract of a poisonous plant which was only found in the mountains. But they managed to get it.

However, Hidan was poisoned when he unknowingly took a deep breath when they reached the place. It would have been nice to know that the pollen grains were what made the plant toxic.

He also fell down a cliff while climbing down in the rain and Kakuzu had to drag him all the way to the base leaving a trail of blood behind. He didn't die as he was immortal but the trail was noticed by almost every village that they had to have a new base.

But, they assured themselves, at least the bookshelf was finished.

Tobi became very cheerful when the new bookshelf was presented to him. Soon he was in the process of arranging his things when …
BOOM!

The bookshelf blew up.

Without Tobi's knowledge, Deidara had used his stuff to smuggle his explosive clay from the neighboring countries and also for storing his finished sculptures. He had found that it was easy to hide them under the innocent looking, childish things, rather than making them fly as if they were birds. There were SOME villages where there were no birds.

Leave alone the books and the shelf; their new base had been blown into half of what had been there before.

Pain said angrily, "Kakuzu, thanks to your money-saving schemes, we had to pay more than what it should have cost us. Do you take full responsibility for this mess?"

Kakuzu replied grumbling, "…Yes"