Disclaimer: I own nothing except the plot. My lawyers have all been destroyed by Veggie-head as his revenge for being trapped in the most awesome Tenkaichi game yet, so they are all unavailable. **Evil laugh**

Gotenks: Well, Batwing has WAY too much laundry to do to before she is able to talk to any of YOU, so I am taking over this section for a while. Yes, this is MY gloryfic, so be prepared to duck because the Grim Reaper of Justice is taking the clapboard now! WAHAHAHAHAA! Oh, sorry. *Ahem* Anyway, this is the second time the audience has had the privilege of visiting the Dynamic Duo set, so be grateful and send the studio your thanks and enjoy yourselves. Just don't sue us if you happen to be in the way of falling debris. **Glares at the person who just walked in** HEY!! Get lost! You're hogging my Director/Author/Actor Limelight here, Gohan!

Gohan: Sorry. You may want to make it clear to the audience that you changed some of your Rules of Fusion so they won't come at you as an angry mob and flame you to death. Just a thought.

Gotenks: Oh, what the heck! Let's just START FILMING already! I will address all rule breaking at the end during the TBC announcement and the commercial break! ACTION!! **Crickets chirping** I said ACTION!!

(Gotenks glares at the many ghosts that are running the set, and each give him a thumbs-up and the scene begins)

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"Fu. . .sion, HA!"

**FLASH**

"Oh, yeah! Welcome back the Grim Reaper of Justice. . . GOTENKS!!"

The haughty, over-confident kid warrior smirked as he glared at his blue-haired adversary and her black haired suitor in defiance. Bulma crossed her arms and Vegeta snorted as they both made gestures toward the bathroom. The Prince of all Saiyans smirked and cracked his knuckles. The gakis had eluded both him and the Onna for more than three hours before getting cornered, and Vegeta wasn't going to let them get away again; fused or not!

"I don't care how powerfull you think you are," the Prince roared, "You are STILL going to take a bath! AND clean up the clogged, overflowing toilet while you're in there!"

The fused Warrior wiped his nose with his pointer finger, laughing mockingly.

"Taking a bath isn't so bad. But I am NOT cleaning any poo! I am a WARRIOR not a JANITOR!"

Gotenks folded his arms and snorted indignantly. To think that he, the most powerful being in the Universe (according to him) would be reduced to scraping excrement off bathroom walls! The very concept was downright ridiculous and the young fighter would not stand for it!

Vegeta growled his annoyance and leaped for the two-tone haired chibi, only to have his prey take to the skies and head straight for Mount Paozu. (SP?)

Great. The Saiyan Prince spat, Now not only do I have to put up with the fused gakis, I have to. . .wait Why should I, the Prince of all Saiyans, waste countless hours searching for those evil spawn?! Kakarot knows that territory better than anyone on this planet so I'll just have him hunt those brats down for me!

"ONNA! Get Kakarot's harpy on the phone! Quickly!"

TGTGTGT

"OH YEAH! I totally ditched that loser. Now, I'm hungry for adventure. Time to find Gohan so I can find out where Mr. Piccolo lives!"

Gotenks grinned mischievously. He LOVED torturing the all-too-serious Namekian! As the Fused Terror searched the forests of Mt. Paozu for the older hybrid, he giggled madly as he recalled the last prank he had played on his unsuspecting mentor. Yes, Piccolo DEFINITLY looked good in orange! After searching for a short time, Gotenks found his target.

Gohan felt the fusion's immence chi ten miles away and groaned. He had come out to train, not to babysit the Terror Twins. Sighing, the older hybrid waited for Gotenks to land before addressing his uninvited guest in a tone that slightly revealed his annoyance.

"I'm kinda in the middle of something, guys. Can't really go pranking with you right now. Try again in a couple of hours, OK?"

Gotenks folded his arms and simply glared up at Gohan as if he had just been itsulted.

"Not you, stupid! We want Piccolo!"

Gohan's eyes got huge and a sweatdrop ran down his head. "You really want to prank Piccolo again? Are you. . . INSANE?!!"

The fused warrior thought for a moment before grinning maniacly, reminding Gohan of Vegeta.

"Yes."

Gohan facefualted.

**COMMERCIAL BREAK BLACKOUT**