I do not own Bleach.
"Ichi-nii? Can you explain to us the birds and the bees?"
The new captain looked up from his pile of paperwork and paled at the question. He stared at his two innocent little sisters struggling to find something to say.
"Wh—What?!"
"The birds and the bees Onii-chan. This captain told us about it, but he didn't elaborate." Said Yuzu.
Ichigo made a mental note to kill all male captains.
Him, explaining the concept of puberty and pregnancy and all that stuff. Him! When was there a mother when you needed one?
He couldn't do this, he couldn't possibly ruin his sisters' innocence.
"Come on Ichi-nii, just tell us." Said Karin.
He was defeated. One of the most powerful shinigami in the soul society, defeated.
"Okay," he sighed "when a man loves a woman…"
Days later…
Shunsui Kyōraku wandered the hallways of his division trying to procrastinate his paperwork. But a problem appeared, no one was here.
Is this Nanao's plan to get me to do paperwork?
In the middle of the day there was a light tap on his door.
"Hello—"
There in the doorway stood a raging Ichigo with Zangetsu unsheathed and with his reiatsu at an all time high.
"What did you tell my little sisters the other day?" he asked in a strained clam voice.
Oh no.
All Shunsui told the blonde one was that her sister and herself were gonna go through a process, and he called it the birds and the bees. He didn't think they were gonna say anything, let alone tell their brother.
"You have three second to run."
Shunsui wasted no time and dashed off with Ichigo hot on his heels.
my inspiration? my perverted group in reading. we turned a respectable book (Dragonwings) into a porno. we talked about friendship and how they get 'closer'. we laughed at everything the teacher said from that point on.
this is just a story to phrase my question. why is the birds and the bees called the birds and the bees? i mean why can't it be called the otter and the seal? why the birds and the bees? why am i thinking these questions? I"M NOT CRAZY!! *pulls at hair* not crazy.