BLACK. SFX: A HEARTBEAT IS HEARD. IT IS SLOW AND RHYTHMIC. IT BEATS ONCE. AN IMAGE OF PRUE IS FADED IN AND OUT OF THE SCREEN. IT BEATS AGAIN. AN IMAGE OF PIPER IS FADED IN AND OUT. IT BEATS AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. THEN PHOEBE'S IMAGE IS QUICKLY FLAHED ON SCREEN, LIKE SOMEONE FORGOT ABOUT HER (AHEM). THEN, WITH EACH HEARTBEAT, A SERIES OF PICTURES OF THE THREE SISTERS TOGETHER FLASH UP AS A VOICE TALKS OVER THEM.
VOICE OVER GUY: Prue. The eldest, claimed strongest, powerful. Piper. Emotional, loving, has long hair. Phoebe. The youngest. The most flamboyant, energetic, and unashamedly stupid one. These three sisters, the Charmeded Ones, once fought together against evil, demons, and Leo wearing pink... unmentionables. Then, something happened. They were separated.
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Int. MANOR KITCHEN.
PRUE: Where're you going?
PHOEBE: The past.
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THE THREE SISTERS JUMP INTO A BLUE PORTAL AND DISAPPEAR.
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A BLUE PORTAL OPENS OVER A FIELD.
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A BLUE PORTAL OPENS OVER A STAGE.
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A BLUE PORTAL OPENS IN THE FIERY PITS OF HELL.
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FIELD. PHOEBE FALLS OUT THE PORTAL.
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STAGE. PIPER FALLS OUT THE PORTAL.
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HELL. PRUE FALLS OUT THE PORTAL.
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A THREE WAY SPLIT SCREEN, EACH SHOWING THE SISTERS LOOKING AROUND, CONFUSED.
VOICE OVER GUY: Somehow, some way through time, they got separated on their way into the past, and now must face the consequences.
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INT. MAUSOLEUM. LEO AND COLE ARE IN ANIMATED CONVERSATION.
LEO: We've gotta get them back!
COLE: But how?
LEO: Well that's what we've gotta ffffffind out. We only have 72 hours.
COLE: What?
CLOSE UP ON LEO.
LEO: Because that's when Satan will rise.
VOICE OVER GUY: Three sisters gone three separate ways, with only three days in which to bring them back.
THAT BASS MUSIC FROM THE MATRIX WHEN THEY'RE SHOOTING ALL THOSE GUARDS STARTS.
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INT. MANOR. COLE IS PACING AND LEO IS WATCHING.
COLE: Why aren't They helping us?
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FIELD. NIGHT. PHOEBE IS RUNNING.
PHOEBE: Prue? Piper? Where are you?
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INT. MANOR.
LEO: They say it's not meant to be!
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HELL. PRUE IS RUNNING.
PRUE: Piper? Phoebe? Help me!
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STAGE. PIPER IS TAKING A BOW. THEN SHE JUMPS OFFSTAGE AND STARTS RUNNING.
PIPER: Prue? Phoebe!
VOICE OVER GUY: So now you know their names.
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Int. MANOR.
COLE: So Satan is gonna rise and we can't do a god damn thing about it? Screw that!
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HELL. PRUE IS FIGHTING A DEVIL TYPE GUY. SHE KICKS HIM GOOD.
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MANOR.
COLE: (shouting) Then we're just gonna have to get them back without Their god damn help! We're gonna have to...
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STREET. NIGHT. PIPER IS RUNNING AROUND WHEN A DEMON JUMPS OUT AND THROWS AN ENERGY BOLT AT HER.
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FIELD. NIGHT. PHOEBE IS WALKING BACKWARDS, CHECKING BEHIND HER, AND WALKS INTO A TREE. A DEMON DROPS DOWN FROM THE TREE AND SWINGS IT'S ARM, WHICH IS A SWORD (OKAY THEN) AT HER. SHE DUCKS, AND IT THUNKS INTO THE TREE.
PHOEBE: Ahhh Prue!
THE MUSIC SUDDENLY STOPS.
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INT. MANOR. CLOSE UP ON COLE.
COLE: We're gonna have to work together.
BAM! THE MUSIC STARTS AGAIN.
A SERIES OF FLASHES HIT THE SCREEN, OF THE SISTERS FIGHTING PEOPLE, OF THEM SITTING IN MEDITATION WITH BLUE ENERGY LIGHT SURROUNDING, THEN SUDDENLY.
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INT. MANOR. THE CAMERA CLOSES UP ON LEO.
LEO: Noooooooooooooooo!
SUDDENLY, THE CHARMEDED TITLE SCREEN APPEARS. THE MUSIC CHANGES TO 'ATTITUDE' BY ALIEN ANT FARM (YOU KNOW, THAT COOL GUITAR OPENING)
VOICE OVER GUY: Charmeded: The Show That Is Almost Charmed But Not Quite... is back.
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INT. MANOR. CLOSE UP ON PHOEBE.
PHOEBE: We have got to stop this.
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HELL. WE SEE THE BACK OF A LARGE CHAIR, BUT NOT WHO IS IN IT. A DEMON ENTERS AND BOWS IN FRONT OF IT.
PIPER(OS - off screen): But how?
DEVIL: It is almost time to rise master.
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INT. MANOR. CLOSE UP ON PRUE.
PRUE: There's only one way. We fight. We fight until we die.
THE MUSIC CUTS TO THE CHORUS.
VOICE(OS): Then you will die.
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A FOREST. EXPLOSIONS FILL THE AIR. WE SEE PHOEBE BEING FLUND THROUGH THE AIR BY A DEMON. SHE SCREAMS AS IT LEAPS ON HER.
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FOREST, DIFFERENT AREA. PIPER IS FIGHTING THREE DEMONS AT ONCE. SHE FREEZES TWO AND BLOWS UP THE THIRD. HER SMIRK DISAPPEARS AS THE TWO DEMONS UNFREEZE. SHE RUNS.
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FOREST. PRUE COMES FACE TO FACE WITH THE MOST GROTESQUE DEMON IN THE WORLD EVER.
PRUE: So. This is it?
SATAN: This is my world now.
PRUE: I'll never let you take it.
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PHOEBE(OS): Prue!!!
VOICE OVER DOOD: Charmeded, series three. Coming your way soon.
SOUNDS OF WIND... SWOOSHING ABOUT. FADE TO BLACK.
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JUST FOR THE EFFECT OF HOW FAST THIS ADVERT/COMMERCIAL GOES, HERE IS ALL THE SPEECH ON IT'S OWNIO.
VOICE OVER GUY: Prue. The eldest, claimed strongest, powerful. Piper. Emotional, loving, has long hair. Phoebe. The youngest. The most flamboyant, energetic, and unashamedly stupid one. These three sisters, the Charmeded Ones, once fought together against evil, demons, and Leo wearing pink... unmentionables. Then, something happened. They were separated.
PRUE: Where're you going?
PHOEBE: The past.
VOICE OVER GUY: Somehow, some way through time, they got separated on their way into the past, and now must face the consequences.
LEO: We've gotta get them back!
COLE: But how?
LEO: Well that's what we've gotta ffffffind out. We only have 72 hours.
COLE: What?
LEO: Because that's when Satan will rise.
VOICE OVER GUY: Three sisters gone three separate ways, with only three days in which to bring them back.
COLE: Why aren't They helping us?
PHOEBE: Prue? Piper? Where are you?
LEO: They say it's not meant to be!
PRUE: Piper? Phoebe? Help me!
PIPER: Prue? Phoebe!
VOICE OVER GUY: So now you know their names.
COLE: So Satan is gonna rise and we can't do a god damn thing about it? Screw that!
COLE: (shouting) Then we're just gonna have to get them back without Their god damn help! We're gonna have to...
PHOEBE: Ahhh Prue!
COLE: We're gonna have to work together.
LEO: Noooooooooooooooo!
VOICE OVER GUY: Charmeded: The Show That Is Almost Charmed But Not Quite... is back.
PHOEBE: We have got to stop this.
PIPER: But how?
DEVIL: It is almost time to rise master.
PRUE: There's only one way. We fight. We fight until we die.
VOICE: Then you will die.
SCREAMS.
PRUE: So. This is it?
SATAN: This is my world now.
PRUE: I'll never let you take it.
PHOEBE: Prue!!!
VOICE OVER GUY: Charmeded, series three. Coming your way soon.
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VOICE OVER GUY: Prue. The eldest, claimed strongest, powerful. Piper. Emotional, loving, has long hair. Phoebe. The youngest. The most flamboyant, energetic, and unashamedly stupid one. These three sisters, the Charmeded Ones, once fought together against evil, demons, and Leo wearing pink... unmentionables. Then, something happened. They were separated.
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Int. MANOR KITCHEN.
PRUE: Where're you going?
PHOEBE: The past.
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THE THREE SISTERS JUMP INTO A BLUE PORTAL AND DISAPPEAR.
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A BLUE PORTAL OPENS OVER A FIELD.
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A BLUE PORTAL OPENS OVER A STAGE.
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A BLUE PORTAL OPENS IN THE FIERY PITS OF HELL.
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FIELD. PHOEBE FALLS OUT THE PORTAL.
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STAGE. PIPER FALLS OUT THE PORTAL.
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HELL. PRUE FALLS OUT THE PORTAL.
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A THREE WAY SPLIT SCREEN, EACH SHOWING THE SISTERS LOOKING AROUND, CONFUSED.
VOICE OVER GUY: Somehow, some way through time, they got separated on their way into the past, and now must face the consequences.
CUT TO:
INT. MAUSOLEUM. LEO AND COLE ARE IN ANIMATED CONVERSATION.
LEO: We've gotta get them back!
COLE: But how?
LEO: Well that's what we've gotta ffffffind out. We only have 72 hours.
COLE: What?
CLOSE UP ON LEO.
LEO: Because that's when Satan will rise.
VOICE OVER GUY: Three sisters gone three separate ways, with only three days in which to bring them back.
THAT BASS MUSIC FROM THE MATRIX WHEN THEY'RE SHOOTING ALL THOSE GUARDS STARTS.
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INT. MANOR. COLE IS PACING AND LEO IS WATCHING.
COLE: Why aren't They helping us?
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FIELD. NIGHT. PHOEBE IS RUNNING.
PHOEBE: Prue? Piper? Where are you?
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INT. MANOR.
LEO: They say it's not meant to be!
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HELL. PRUE IS RUNNING.
PRUE: Piper? Phoebe? Help me!
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STAGE. PIPER IS TAKING A BOW. THEN SHE JUMPS OFFSTAGE AND STARTS RUNNING.
PIPER: Prue? Phoebe!
VOICE OVER GUY: So now you know their names.
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Int. MANOR.
COLE: So Satan is gonna rise and we can't do a god damn thing about it? Screw that!
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HELL. PRUE IS FIGHTING A DEVIL TYPE GUY. SHE KICKS HIM GOOD.
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MANOR.
COLE: (shouting) Then we're just gonna have to get them back without Their god damn help! We're gonna have to...
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STREET. NIGHT. PIPER IS RUNNING AROUND WHEN A DEMON JUMPS OUT AND THROWS AN ENERGY BOLT AT HER.
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FIELD. NIGHT. PHOEBE IS WALKING BACKWARDS, CHECKING BEHIND HER, AND WALKS INTO A TREE. A DEMON DROPS DOWN FROM THE TREE AND SWINGS IT'S ARM, WHICH IS A SWORD (OKAY THEN) AT HER. SHE DUCKS, AND IT THUNKS INTO THE TREE.
PHOEBE: Ahhh Prue!
THE MUSIC SUDDENLY STOPS.
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INT. MANOR. CLOSE UP ON COLE.
COLE: We're gonna have to work together.
BAM! THE MUSIC STARTS AGAIN.
A SERIES OF FLASHES HIT THE SCREEN, OF THE SISTERS FIGHTING PEOPLE, OF THEM SITTING IN MEDITATION WITH BLUE ENERGY LIGHT SURROUNDING, THEN SUDDENLY.
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INT. MANOR. THE CAMERA CLOSES UP ON LEO.
LEO: Noooooooooooooooo!
SUDDENLY, THE CHARMEDED TITLE SCREEN APPEARS. THE MUSIC CHANGES TO 'ATTITUDE' BY ALIEN ANT FARM (YOU KNOW, THAT COOL GUITAR OPENING)
VOICE OVER GUY: Charmeded: The Show That Is Almost Charmed But Not Quite... is back.
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INT. MANOR. CLOSE UP ON PHOEBE.
PHOEBE: We have got to stop this.
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HELL. WE SEE THE BACK OF A LARGE CHAIR, BUT NOT WHO IS IN IT. A DEMON ENTERS AND BOWS IN FRONT OF IT.
PIPER(OS - off screen): But how?
DEVIL: It is almost time to rise master.
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INT. MANOR. CLOSE UP ON PRUE.
PRUE: There's only one way. We fight. We fight until we die.
THE MUSIC CUTS TO THE CHORUS.
VOICE(OS): Then you will die.
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A FOREST. EXPLOSIONS FILL THE AIR. WE SEE PHOEBE BEING FLUND THROUGH THE AIR BY A DEMON. SHE SCREAMS AS IT LEAPS ON HER.
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FOREST, DIFFERENT AREA. PIPER IS FIGHTING THREE DEMONS AT ONCE. SHE FREEZES TWO AND BLOWS UP THE THIRD. HER SMIRK DISAPPEARS AS THE TWO DEMONS UNFREEZE. SHE RUNS.
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FOREST. PRUE COMES FACE TO FACE WITH THE MOST GROTESQUE DEMON IN THE WORLD EVER.
PRUE: So. This is it?
SATAN: This is my world now.
PRUE: I'll never let you take it.
CUT TO: THE CHARMEDED TITLE SCREEN AGAIN. THE MUSIC HAS STOPPED.
PHOEBE(OS): Prue!!!
VOICE OVER DOOD: Charmeded, series three. Coming your way soon.
SOUNDS OF WIND... SWOOSHING ABOUT. FADE TO BLACK.
*
JUST FOR THE EFFECT OF HOW FAST THIS ADVERT/COMMERCIAL GOES, HERE IS ALL THE SPEECH ON IT'S OWNIO.
VOICE OVER GUY: Prue. The eldest, claimed strongest, powerful. Piper. Emotional, loving, has long hair. Phoebe. The youngest. The most flamboyant, energetic, and unashamedly stupid one. These three sisters, the Charmeded Ones, once fought together against evil, demons, and Leo wearing pink... unmentionables. Then, something happened. They were separated.
PRUE: Where're you going?
PHOEBE: The past.
VOICE OVER GUY: Somehow, some way through time, they got separated on their way into the past, and now must face the consequences.
LEO: We've gotta get them back!
COLE: But how?
LEO: Well that's what we've gotta ffffffind out. We only have 72 hours.
COLE: What?
LEO: Because that's when Satan will rise.
VOICE OVER GUY: Three sisters gone three separate ways, with only three days in which to bring them back.
COLE: Why aren't They helping us?
PHOEBE: Prue? Piper? Where are you?
LEO: They say it's not meant to be!
PRUE: Piper? Phoebe? Help me!
PIPER: Prue? Phoebe!
VOICE OVER GUY: So now you know their names.
COLE: So Satan is gonna rise and we can't do a god damn thing about it? Screw that!
COLE: (shouting) Then we're just gonna have to get them back without Their god damn help! We're gonna have to...
PHOEBE: Ahhh Prue!
COLE: We're gonna have to work together.
LEO: Noooooooooooooooo!
VOICE OVER GUY: Charmeded: The Show That Is Almost Charmed But Not Quite... is back.
PHOEBE: We have got to stop this.
PIPER: But how?
DEVIL: It is almost time to rise master.
PRUE: There's only one way. We fight. We fight until we die.
VOICE: Then you will die.
SCREAMS.
PRUE: So. This is it?
SATAN: This is my world now.
PRUE: I'll never let you take it.
PHOEBE: Prue!!!
VOICE OVER GUY: Charmeded, series three. Coming your way soon.
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