Hogwarts watches the movies... With a twist. Only the "near-death" experiences are revealed to the rest of Hogwarts. This is set in Order of the Phoenix just after Umbridge is appointed as Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher.
Everything technically belongs to Warner Brothers & J. K. Rowling. That is pronounced "Rolling" as in "rolling pin", anyone who pronounces it as "R-OWL-ing" has Stephen Fry's permission to hit them over the head with not Order of the Phoenix - that would be curel- with something smaller like a fridge ;)

All was quiet at Hogwarts. No. I lie. Everywhere was quiet, except for the Great Hall. Earlier that night Dumbledore had announced with a Sonorus charm that everone was to report to the Great Hall, despite the fact that dinner had been over for at least two hours. Now, the hall was buzzing with activity. Students wanted to know what was happening and the teachers were glancing at each other in confusion. Except for Dumbledore.
"QUIET!" Silence. The esteemed headmasted continued, "Good evening to you all. Some of you may be wondering why I have called you out of your dormitories at this late hour. To tell you the truth, I have not got the foggiest idea. In that case,I shall pass you over to Professor Umbridge with these words; Nitwick, Oddment, Blubber and Tweak."
The entire student body sat with attention as they listened to him, only slumping in their seats when he had no information to give.
"Hem, hem!" Titters broke out all around and Umbridge was not impressed. With a slight frown she said, "Now, it has been brought to my attention that Mr. Potter is an attention seeking liar," Harry grimaced in his seat as his friends scowled at the pink-clad toad, "So I have conducted a test to expose his lies. With the help of an undercover detectives who go by their joint code name of 'Warner Brothers' we have documented some of the most dangerous points of Mr. Potter's life, in order to show you how much of a liar and how truly evil he is."
Bursts of outrage called out from the hall as Harry paled. Hermione reached a comforting arm around him as Ron glanced at his sister.
Will this reveal Fluffy? Merlin! Not the troll! And what about- but- THE CHAMBER! GODRIC! The raven haired boy started to panic, jittering about in his seat. He was going to get his friends in so much trouble and, HAGRID!
"Thankfully, our insiders have documented these 'happenings' as moving images, almost like memories in a pensieve, for your convenience. These will all be from a third person point of view so as to see every movement and sound in true clarity. Let us begin," the toad-like woman waved her wand and a brilliant white sheet dropped down in front of the main doors, allowing students, teachers and ghosts a clear look at the screen.
Music starts to play as clouds roll over the screen.
Harry sunk down in his chair, his friends looking at him worriedly.
The 'Warner Brothers' logo came into view and the music stopped suddenly.
"Dear habitants of Hogwarts,
We are the Warner Brothers. We have been approached by Professor Umbridge-
Glares thrown at the screen and the professor.
To expose the life and lies of one, Mr. Harry James Potter. Alas, we can not promise that everything these images show will project the best of light on Mr. Potter. But it will not prove Professor Umbridge's points either.
Confusion swept the tables and startled looks were passed about. Whispers were being swapped and murmurs reached Harry's ears.
"What do they mean?"
"Golden boy-"
"Best of light? What?"
"How can this prove anything?"
"So he was telling the truth?"
He sat up straight now. Maybe they'd begin to believe him.
So, without much regret, we present to you Mr. Potter's death-defying stunts at Hogwarts...