Of Friends, Lovers, and Secrets Summary: One night, Sirius looks for James and gets a shock as well as an eye-opener into his friend's darkest secret ever. Sorry, I suck at summaries but please read and review.
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At approximately one o'clock, Sirius finally made it back to his dormitory after visiting one of his present girlfriends for a late-night Defense Against the Dark Arts "tutoring" sessions. Needless to say the young lady knew her notes very well and passed his "test" with flying colors. He just had to tell somebody of his successes for the night but the common room was entirely empty. Unable to keep it in, Sirius had figured Prongs wouldn't be too mad that Sirius had woke him up because it's not like James has been having any time with some people of the female persuasion anyway with his new Head Boy duties and Quidditch practices as well. Sirius, anxious to tell his friend, really thought Prongs was in bed but when he opened his curtains, James' bed was neatly made with a mint on it left by the house elves.
"Prongs?"
"Prongs!"
"Moony where's Prongs?"
Remus Lupin enjoying a hard night's rest since the full moon was finally over, looked at his friend with utter annoyance, as he groggily answered:
"I don't know Padfoot, maybe he's making his rounds or something… he's fine go to sleep. I KNOW you need it if you're back this late."
"But I need to give somebody a blow by blow detailed account… Well, as detailed as I can make it considering how me and Alex were drinking some Firewhisky," Sirius pondered a moment, "Hey! Do you want to hear my story Moony?"
"At the moment, Padfoot I would rather stick my head in Moaning Myrtle's toilet than hear any of your inane stories right now," Remus retorted grumpily.
"Can you at least help me find Prongsie? I don't think he took the map or the cloak," Sirius asked, referring to their Marauder's Map and James' Invisibility Cloak.
"Huh, wha?" a confused voice interrupted their conversation.
"Wormtail, do you know where Prongs is? I need to tell him my great shag story! Unless, you want to help me find him?" Sirius asked.
"Don't listen to Padfoot, Pete. He just wants to be an arse and I want to get my sleep!" Remus finished quite cranky.
"Fine, Moony! The two of you can go and count sheep for all I ruddy care! I'm gonna find Prongs and tell him my story if it's the last thing I do."
Taking the Invisibility Cloak and the Marauder's Map, Sirius set out to find his missing friend. While he was running finding the moving figure that was Prongs, he didn't notice that he came upon Prongs' location until he also saw that his name had been added to the map around where Prongs was. But his sight wasn't the only sense that knew where Prongs was.
"Oh gods!" Sirius heard a panting female voice shout behind a classroom door.
"Come now Lily dear, don't bring God into this," Sirius heard a male voice reply back.
Lily? She's shagging some bloke while she's on her rounds? I never knew she was such a dirty bird… Sirius thought shocked that his prim classmate and Head Girl would ever participate in such a naughty act. Slowly, Sirius eased himself in front of the door and looked through the keyhole. He nearly fell through the door when he saw who she was with… none other than his best mate James Potter! But they hate each other! What in the name of Merlin is happening? Fortunately, the two weren't shagging as Sirius had feared but having an all-out snog fest, still it was pretty surprising watching the two participate in anything romantic. Sirius still shocked and disgusted walked back to his dorm room feeling betrayed.
May I continue?