t was a good day in Bear Country. The children were running around in the fields, happy because the Big Bear Fuck Festival was coming to town. All, except for Brother Bear. Brother Bear wanted to go to the Big Bear Fuck Festival because he had never been fucked, but Mama Bear didn't let him. "No sonny, I aint lettin you get fucked in the assho' by a big black bear!"
At school all the little bears were talking about the Big Bear Fuck Festival. "Last year the big black bear fucked me so hard I shat out a jew!" Gay Bear said. "No fucking way! I got to fuck Anne Frank's ashes a few years ago!" Faggot Bear responded.
Brother Bear was sitting in the corner being a whiny little bitch, crying because his mama wouldn't let him go to the Big Bear Fuck Festival. Sister Bear approached him and asked "What's wrong Brother Bear?" Brother Bear looked up and saw something strange: Sister Bear naked with a shit hanging from her vajayjay. "Damn sis, you know I love it when you put shits in your gina!" "Answer my question you fucking fag" "Mama won't let me go to the Big Bear Fuck Festival. "That's because a black bear does all the fuckin!"
What was a black bear anyways? Brother Bear had heard legends of the bad old days, when the black bears ran freely. His parents would tell him stories about how the black bears would kill, steal, and rape little boys until one day Hitler arrived to Bear Country. (author's note: this is the same hitler from honeypie, consider this a prequel) "Nigger bagel berlin anne frank!" Hitler yelled. His soldiers obeyed his order and proceeded to piss all over the ruins of the Twin Towers. This attracted the black bears to the area (they were responsible for rebuilding it, the bastards) where they were all brutally killed by the nazi heroes. But Brother Bear had never seen a black bear. He was curious, and had heard that they had big dicks.
He decided to ask his friend Caillou...