Disclaimer: The characters in this song parody belong to J.K. Rowling, the one true author, and my hero. The character's problems were also created by her. I am just the one that makes fun of them. The song "I Hate My Life" belongs to Youth Brigade, though I wish I had written it.
Author's notes: This song was inspired on the Sugar Quill,
when someone commented that on the Chamber of Secrets DVD, in the deleted scene
where Harry is talking to Hedwig, it reminded them of a Disney movie, when the
character is about to burst into song.
This resulted in a bunch of us writing song parodies for the movie. I decided to contribute with some punk. So thank you to the Sugar Quill for giving me
this idea. You guys ROX! Other than that, I have no idea where this
came from. I guess that's just what
happens when you are bored, in the car, and listening to Punk-O-Rama Volume 6.
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Harry: Whole school thinks I'm Slytherin's heir
Snape: Been a year since I last washed my hair
Justin: Potter's out to get me
Myrtle: Everyone hates me, don't you see?
Hermione: We have our charms test today
Goyle: I'm failing that class anyway
Ron: Got no money, got no clue
Filch: The school's a mess
All: What can we do?
I hate my life
I hate my life
I hate my life
I hate my life
Ron: Got a howler
cause I crashed the car
Ginny: Try to talk to Harry but don't get far
Draco: Can't catch the snitch, cause I suck
All: He's got a broom, but has no talent
Hagrid: Ministry put me under arrest
Dumbledore: Got suspended though I am the best
Lockhart: Hey I'm the best!
All: But you're inept!
How can we go on?
I hate my life
I hate my life
I hate my life
I hate my life!
Harry: Whole school thinks I'm Slytherin's heir
Snape: Been a year since I last washed my hair
Justin: Potter's out to get me
Myrtle: Everyone hates me, don't you see?
Hermione: We have our charms test today
Goyle: I'm failing that class anyway
Ron: Got no money, got no clue
Filch: The school's a mess
All: What can we do?
I hate my life
I hate my life
I hate my life
I hate my life
Tom: You're life's so
bad
I'll take it, take it all away
You're life's so bad
I'll take it, take it all away
Ginny: Complain, complain, life sucks anyway
If it's all so hard let him take it all away
Why the competition, why stress to death
Just be happy with what you have
Most have so much less
Tom: Hope one day you realize
That no one really cares...
Myrtle: Yeah, you might hate life at times
But at least you guys are still alive...