Harry: Welcome back to another fantastic show of…. HRH!
Ginny: Oi!
Harry: Oh, umm…. HRGH!
Hermione: Why is she in front of me? She's younger than me AND she only just joined the cast!
Harry: Fine then! We'll fix it later! For now, let's start the show.
Ron: And now it's time for "Knife Throwing at Teachers"!
Lavender Brown: Ummm… taps Ron's shoulder (whispers) we can't do that. It's against the contract.
Ron: What contract?!?!
Lavender: I only know what I know, not more. Talk to Snape about it.
Ron: I think I'll pass.
Ginny: Since we can't throw knives at the teachers, we'll just do interview with them! So, Professor Sprout, how'd you get into the Herbology career?
Professor Sprout: Well, my mother was a Herbologist, and my father was a muggle scientist. Mainly she helped him with discoveries and such. Then my father found a bottle of gillyweed in the cupboard and we didn't hear from him aga—
Ginny: And sorry, we'll have to finish this another time. puts hand up against ear Oh wait! We have a special news report of Fleur Delacour coming onto the set! And I proudly introduce… Miss Fleur!
Fleur: Bill! Ziz iz not whare you zaid ve vere going!
Bill: Fleur, darling, I promised Ron.
Fleur: But… why? He is so… Ronald-ish!
Bill: Well, that's why we call him "Ron". snickers from everyone on set
Fleur: Fine. Interview me zen.
Ginny: Okay then. What was your first feeling when you knew you were a champion?
Fleur: annoyed Eet waz too long ago. I don't remebear.
Ginny: getting angry Okay then… What's your favorite color?
Fleur: Purple.
Ginny: (to Harry) Well, she's REALLY into this interview, isn't she? Harry snickers Okay, Fleur, What's your favorite thing?
Fleur: My little Billy-willy-woo!
Ginny:throws up in nearby rubbish can
Hermione: Okay, I think we'll go onto the next segment of our show! Now it's time for Homeroom! Everyone, get out your quills and homework and get to work!
15 minutes later…
Ron: And TIMES UP! Okay, everyone, let's see what you were writing.
Malfoy: I drew this of Potter and Weaselby. Look! Harry, Ron and Hermione look at a drawing that Malfoy has made of Harry's brains falling out
Crabbe: It's……. Good……. Malfoy.
Goyle: Yeah…… You've…….. Got, that, that thing! What's… it…….. Called?
Malfoy: Talent, you insufferable little twit.
So guys, enjoying yet? Send a me review if you like. I'd just adore your input. Also, tell me who you think should be in the next episode. I shall not write until someone tells me who they think should be in it!!!!!! And, since I'm such a wonderful person (and I hope you know I'm very sarcastic, so I'm not actually priding myself with being wonderful…), I wish you all a wonderful Thanksgiving!!!