Disclaimer- I don't own shit.
A/N- I hope you like our story. We were bored.
BPOV
"Hey! Everybody listen up!" boomed Emmett. "Today is Tuesday, so I want to prepare you for what is happening tomorrow."
"What are you talking about Emmett, is it some super secret vampire thing?" I asked.
"No, it's better. It's…," He paused for dramatic effect. "…Opposite Day! The most hallowed of all the sacred days! It's comes every other Wednesday, or whenever someone gets bored and does it." He added mumbling.
"So what are we going to do for it?" Jasper asked.
Alice giggled. That is NEVER a good sign, unless you were telling a joke or something.
Edward groaned. Another sign showing this wasn't going to turn out to cater to the happiness of me.
"That bad, huh?" inquired Jasper.
"What's so bad about opposite day? I used to play it when I was a wee lad and I always had a great time, mostly." I demanded.
"We aren't saying the opposite of what we mean, we are being the opposite personality/stereotype." Edward explained.
"That's not too bad." I sighed.
"It is." Rosalie assured me. "He is the one who picked out what we are going to act like."
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" I howled in pain. I started to run away even though I knew it would be useless. Sure enough Edward grabbed me and pinned my arms to my side.
"If we have to be exposed to this cruel tortuous behavior so do you since you're part of the family now. This includes the good stuff and the bad." Edward clarified.
"Fine" I sighed. "So what are we going to be?"
"I took a lot of time thinking about this so they are absolutely positively awesomely wonderful." Emmett rambled. "My darling Rosalie is going to be the dorkiest, geekiest…" he paused as Rosalie shot him a dirty look.
"…hottest nerd you'll ever see." He smiled at her and batted his lashes.
I giggled, it was hilarious to see muscle bound EMMETT of all people batting his eyelashes like a love ridden schoolgirl.
"I will be the best loser of all time." Rosalie vowed staring deep into Emmett's eyes.
Jasper gagged. "These emotions are going to kill me! Save me someone!" he squealed rolling on the floor while clutching his head.
"Quit being overdramatic, it's not going to get you out of this." Alice teased.
Jasper suddenly sat up and looked at Alice with puppy dog eyes and a quivering lip. "Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaase. Save me the indignity!" He begged sounding like the little kid in the checkout line tugging on his mother's sleeve and pleading for candy.
"Everyone is doing this; I'll make sure of it." Emmett assured everyone while standing in a threatening pose. "Now let's continue with the grand duty of assigning personalities."
"Bella is NOT doing that!" Edward suddenly burst out.
"Huh? What aren't I doing?" I inquired.
"He wants you to act like and dress like a whore." Edward explained.
"What! No way in the very deepest reaches of a frozen over fluffy hell or in the highest corner of a prickly, knife throwing heaven!" I screeched.
"I told you they would react this way." Alice said. "But no, you wouldn't believe the all seeing eyes of the all-knowing Alice."
"Whatever, you have to do it. Edward, you are going to be a gangsta." Emmett continued completely ignoring the multiple lasers beams boring into his back from the direction of Edward and me.
"Jasper, you are going to be quirky, happy, bouncy, basically Alice. Alice, you are going to be emo." Emmett stated in a drawling monotone shell of his voice. I know he was covering up laughter.
"Why should we even do this?" Edward posed.
"Hey! That's not fair; how are we going to get around? What about Bella?" Edward roared.
"Explain to the human." I demanded.
"He's taking all our cars until we finish tomorrow in our assigned personalities. If we don't do it to his satisfaction then he gets to choose the color said vehicles will be changing to." Alice smiled what would be considered a smirk on other people. On her it was just cute.
"So what are you going to be Emmett?" Edward questioned cocking his head to the side.
"Ummm… I didn't plan that part out so well." Emmett looked down awkwardly.
"I did." Rosalie smiled. "Since you are such a big manly man I decided you will be……………………………………."
Cliffhanger, cliffhanger, cliffhanger, cliffhanger, cliffhanger, cliffhanger, cliffhanger, CLIFFHANGER, cLiFfHaNgEr, ClIfFhAnGeR, cliffhANGER, CLIFFhanger, cliffhanger, cliffhanger, cliffhanger, cliffhanger, cliffhanger, cliffhanger, cliffhanger, cliffhanger, cliffhanger, cliffHANGER, hillhanger, mountainhanger, cliffbanger, cliffhanger, cliffhanger (you got me, I'm bored), cliffhanger, cliffhanger, cliffy.
A/N- Just kidding, don't hurt me. ducks glass bottle and wooden cutting board (where did those come from, who threw them? Come on. You people have strange hobbies) So, did you like it? Like I said a lot of illegal substances where involved in the production of this. Tehe.