This is my first fan fiction. Please review! This has two stories in one. Flames are welcome.
Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha. /sobs/
NO! WE"RE NOT!
Kagome and InuYasha were walking hand in hand at the woods when out of nowhere, Rin came screaming.
Rin: \screams\ Someone! Help me! An ogre's coming to get me! Sesshoumaru-san! Help!
Kagome: Rin! What's wrong?
Rin: An ogre's trying to get me!
InuYasha: I'll take care of it. \runs into the bushes and into the trees\ Iron Reaver Soul Stealer!
(Bang)
InuYasha: There, it's dead.
Rin: Oh thank you InuYasha-san!
Kagome: Are you ok Rin?
Rin: Fine! I'm just tired from running so much.
Kagome: Come on, walk with us and we'll find Sesshoumaru with you.
Rin: Arigato!
InuYasha: Let's go.
(For a whole 5 minutes, there was silence except for the sounds of the forest)
Rin: I noticed something.
Kagome: What is that?
Rin: InuYasha-sama never let go of your hand, counting out when he went to kill the ogre, he held your hand again after that. Are you InuYasha's bit-?
InuYasha: \covers Rin's mouth\ hold your tongue kid! Who told you about that word? Besides, if Kagome were an Inu Youkai, she'd still be a jip.
Rin: Jaken, anyway, are you two mates?
Kagome and InuYasha: NO! WE"RE NOT!!
Rin: Lord Sesshoumaru told me you two were mates.
InuYasha: HE WHAT!? I'm so gonna kill that bast-!
Kagome: OSUWARI!
(Bang, again.)
Kagome: You should watch your tongue too InuYasha.
Please?
This was the best part of the day well, for InuYasha anyway. It's lunch time, and when it's lunch time, there's ramen!
Kagome: Hi everyone!
Everyone: Hi Kagome!
InuYasha: C'mon, c'mon! Hurry over here, Kagome! \runs to Kagome and pulls her to the camp\
Kagome: InuYasha, be patient, I have your ramen.
InuYasha: Can I have it now?
Kagome: No, it's at the very bottom of the bag, I have to give the things on top to the others first.
InuYasha: Oh come on!
Kagome: Here's the candy for Shippo, the vegetables and fruit for Sango and Miroku, the hot pot for all of us, my text books, and finally, your ramen InuYasha.
InuYasha: \snatches the ramen from Kagome\ Yes! Ramen time!
Sesshoumaru: Hand over the Tetsuaiga, half brother if you wish for me to spare your life.
InuYasha: Not now, I'm busy. \peels the cover off the ramen bowl\
Sesshoumaru: Huh? \stares at InuYasha pouring hot water into the ramen bowl\
(3 minutes later,)
Sesshoumaru: \sniffs the air\ What is that delicious smell?
Kagome: Oh, you mean the ramen?
Sesshoumaru: Ramen?
InuYasha: My ramen, now go home!
Sesshoumaru: Lady Kagome, could you please give me some of that ramen?
InuYasha: She won't! They're all for me!
Sesshoumaru: Please?
(All gasp)
Sango: Did he just say please?
Miroku: Of all people, I didn't think he would be able to say that.
Shippo: ……
InuYasha: No! You'll have to battle me for them!
Sesshoumaru: Anything for that delectable dish!
(They battle, Sesshoumaru wins, InuYasha pouts, and Sesshoumaru gets half of the ramen load and goes away.)
(Gee, I wonder if he'll always come back for more ramen from Kagome.)
Well, there. Please review!