Navi's Downfall

Author: DarkStar

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      "Link! Link! Hey! Are you listening?!"

      "Whatever." stupid fairy Link's normally bright blue eyes were

glazed over as he drew a picture in the dirt with a stick. He was drawing a

certain fairy being used as a dodongo's chewtoy.

      A pair of brown eyes watched the situation from afar, behind a

small yellow bush. The little yellow rodent was overcome with curiosity, and

cautiously made his way over to the two, catching Link's attention while

Navi kept her stupid focus on Link.

      "Hi there little guy." Link said to the small creature. Apparently

Navi still didn't notice. "You must be what they call a pikachu."

      "Chu." The pikachu nodded his head. He looked at the picture

Link had drawn in the dirt, and twitched one black-tipped ear.

      "I'll tell 'ya a little secret. I wish that idiot fairy would just go away."

      "Pikapi." An evil smirk appeared on the pikachu's face. His red

cheeks began to spark, just before he sent a stream of electricity at Navi.

A charred fairy dropped to the ground. *thud*

      "Wow!" Link quickly scooped Navi up inside a glass bottle. Fortunately,

there was already a big poe inside the bottle. Link never heard Navi scream, as

he had made sure that the cork was nice and tight. "Now to name you." Link

thought for a moment. He looked at Navi. "How about Charcoal?"

      Ah. The smell of friendship. And charred fairy. Where will Link and

Charcoal cause trouble next? The windmill? Who will Link have Charcoal fry next?

The marathon man? Mido?