Hi, well I'm warning everyone here that I don't have Elle or Emily in this story because I just have a hard time putting them in. I keep forget her so sorry to all you Elle or Emily fans. Also this is my first stab at fan fiction so please be nice to me.
It was my turn to take the daring leap that we usually got caught if a cop if they happened to be cruising by at that time if we weren't very careful so I took a deep breath and bolted for the next alley hoping I would not be seen by anyone. Swiftly I made it to my final destination and slipped into the alley way that was near the FBI headquarters like usual in the cool spring night air with a slight breeze so we were wearing light jackets to keep warm. We had done this all winter since last fall after the assembly at school that we had nearly skipped but decided it wasn't worth it in the end if we were caught going off school boundaries by a teacher who walked around the school during assemblies to stop students from running off sense the crash outside the front of the school the year before when people were leaving during an assembly. My light brown hair had shined from the light that had barely touched me from the street lamp across the street when I had darted quickly into the next alley from the one I had been standing in before trying to remain hidden with my three closest friends. We always used the same alleys every night for our familiar escapade every day since that day we got obsessed with this group at our school. I stayed put standing perfectly still in the surrounding darkness and long shadows then as I ventured to the entrance of the alley and peeked out making sure the coast was clear then I finally could sigh with relief. With my dark brown eyes I search the empty street and found it was still ovoid of life as it was when I had made my quick move to get where I was going. Only one thing was alive on the lonely street was a stray brown and gray stripped tabby cat sitting under a street lamp eating what I guessed was a mouse it had caught. I could hear the cars on the highway three city blocks away but no movement on this street told me that they were oblivious to our presence here. The smile came to my face when I realized we were once again the shadows in the dark street invisible to all the others who were all around us in our little town that was pretty much boring every day and I had lived in it my whole life. I waved for my friends to come and join me in our spying alley when I saw no one had seen me entering the alleyway and no cops had seen us either because we were out way past curfew and we really didn't want to be caught again. Two other girls and one boy quickly joined me in our favorite alleyway with matching grins on their faces and giving me proud thumbs up for my quick movements to get to our alleyway without getting seen and caught. As silently as we could we moved swiftly through the alley silently we made it to the other side so we could see the FBI's headquarters main doors from where we stood invisible to the naked eye in the dark shadows around us since we were all wearing dark colors to hide us in the darkness. A few seconds into our normal spying operation that we did on a nightly basis for almost half of a year now, Kyle, the only boy in the spy group, started to make his normal ruckus that made it impossible for us to not be caught by the BAU team we like to spy on from our alley nightly. His green eyes shined with his endless energy and all kinds of mischief while he rubbed his hand through his light brown hair messing it up then started to make the noise he always made since the day he was born. You'd be surprised at how much noise one person can make when they try. All his noise was loud enough to wake up the entire town and it annoyed the three of us to no end when we knew he'd get us all caught again. Why did Jessie insist we always bring him along with us to spy when she knew he was going to make so much noise and get us caught nearly every time because of he always acted like he was totally insane and had no brain?
"Kyle, for once will you please stop being so loud and obnoxious while we are spying tonight so we don't get caught again because of you! I mean it for once in your life time can't you just whisper and hold still!" Mandy threw her hand over his mouth pushing him hard against the wall in a hope to keep him very still and a least a little bit quieter than usual tonight but we knew he couldn't do that on his own. Her long light brown-blond hair that hung half way down her back to her waist swinging sporadically as she moved quickly toward him. When she pushed him she had no trouble keeping him there with her strength because she really was very strong in her arms. Her brown eyes were shining menacingly at him as she glared. "You make us get caught almost every time we come here to spy now days sense we started to bring you along on our spying job or whatever you want to call it and... Gross! Kyle do you know how disgusting that is!" Mandy danced away from him rubbing her hand on her pants grumbling about him being childish and we were all still very annoyed at him. Obviously Kyle, who had started to laugh loudly, had licked her hand while it was over his mouth to get her to move away so he could make even more noise than before she had stopped him. No wonder we always hated bringing him along for the ride as he called our spying jobs. This was not as fun as it used to be for us anymore with him running around us in circles like a Tasmanian Devil. For him this was the time of his life and for us it was a very serious mission we had to accomplish without getting caught. We groaned unhappily as he started to continue from where he left off when Mandy had covered his mouth. He had started to sing "I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly". Why was he singing that of all the songs in the world he could sing?
"For the last time will you all please just be quiet right now especially you Kyle and please stop singing that ridiculous and annoying song because one of us losses our minds," I said hoping we wouldn't be caught again. Like last time and the time before...well every since the time we started to bring Kyle along with us we were always caught hiding and spying in our alley way. Before we started to bring Kyle along with us we had never got caught spying on the FBI team that had caught our interest when they had come to our school and talked in an assembly we had gone to excepting to be bored out of our minds during the whole entire thing but were pleasantly surprised when we found it quite interesting.
It was about serious crime and how to avoid starting to commit these kinds of crimes. Some of us got into crime too deep and usually ended up doing something horrible thinking it was okay like all criminals that they usually caught did. They told us to go talk to someone if you were under a lot of stress for help first instead of going off the deep end by getting off by killing someone or doing something illegal to get relief from your pain. It usually doesn't do you any good in the end.
"I know two even more annoying songs that that one is Danni!" Kyle grinned at me, "For example one of my personal favorites that I'm sure everyone knows by now and it goes something like this, 'This is the song that never ends! Yes it goes on and on my friends! Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they continued singing it forever just because! This is the song that never ends! Yes it goes on and on...!"
"Kyle, please don't do this to me, stop singing that of all things! If you must sing then sing something else but that song before I go out of my mind!" I said feeling like I was going to go insane if he keep singing "The Song That Never Ends." I hated that song with a passion beyond human and I'm not the only one I'm sure.
Kyle laughed and then started to sing a similar and just as annoying song "Oh I know a song that gets on every bodies nerves, every bodies nerves, every bodies nerves! Oh I know a song that gets on every bodies nerves and this is how it goes! Oh I know a song that gets on every bodies nerves, every bodies nerves...
"A different one then that one too Kyle, for heaven's sake you crazy idiot, you are driving me up the wall and down the other side with all those songs!" I shouted annoyed beyond reason wishing he would shut up.
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts did-a-lee-de; there they are standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head and I pick one up and this is what I said, oh I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..."
"Kyle, please for once in your life time you had better stop singing every version that is known on this earth of the never ending songs that drive everybody crazy and you know I meant that the first time I told you to stop singing those kinds of songs! In fact if stop singing all together right now and that will make everyone else happy because we won't be caught again because of you!" I said rubbing my face. "Please just shut up for once in your life time before one of us goes insane or we get caught again!"
Kyle moved behind Jessie with another laugh sense I so wanted to kill him now though I never would and he knew it. "Remember you have to get in line if you want to kill me Danni!" he continued to laugh hard from behind her and she rolled her eyes at his behavior that made us all very angry at him.
Jessie had black hair and green eyes and she was Kyle's only and first ever girlfriend. How they had stayed together was any body's guess at the time and was what even more amazing about them was they were both still alive and in one piece. So everyone now called them teasingly the Miracle Couple sense they hadn't killed each other yet. Well maybe sense Jessie hadn't killed Kyle yet because of his insane and ridiculous behavior every time we turned around. Most people couldn't stand Kyle at all because he acted very crazy and insane all the time but that's what made him a member of our group of friends at school in the first place.
Sense we had two boys named Kyle in our group we all called him Crazy Kyle and the other Nutcase Kyle sense they both did things that were totally insane but the other one acted sane most of the time when this one didn't at all. We were all the outcasts at school and were treated awful or as part of the walls. We hated it that way and wanted it changed so anyone who didn't belong in the other groups or cliques joined our group and found that they fit in perfectly. Even if they did feel like they really belonged to one clique or were in a different group but felt they were really as accepted like they wanted to feel in other groups they'd hang out with us instead. We called ourselves the HSR's which was short for High School Rejects or some people in our groups said misfits because it was a nicer way to say rejects. Most popular groups had shunned us at first and sense they rejected us we rejected them to a degree. Sense some of those popular kids who at one time hated us joined us we pretended that we had forgotten their old ways like they had never happened. That was what started our rule of acceptance that clearly stated: Anyone who wanted to or needed a different place to belong in our school could join our group so they had some place to fit in despite their differences is allowed into our group no matter what and no one can exclude them or kick them without a valid reason and even then it had to be voted upon by the group and agreed upon by the presidency which was the three of us girls and Kyle.
"Will you please stop doing that Kyle?" Jessie said behind me sense I turned back to the doors. She had said that a little too loudly for my liking sense Kyle had started to bother her once again instead of me. Kyle was always bothering one of us for his own amusement and entertainment all the time even at school but we didn't mind it at school as much. No matter what we did to stop him he was always on the move running around like a chicken with its head cut off. We thought about hogtying him in place once in a while but we never did. We never got a chance because he was a really fast runner and would take off as soon as he found out what we were about to try.
He was even faster than Jessie was and that's saying a lot sense she'd challenged the track team's star runner to a fifty meter race because he was offending me in math class daily and he wouldn't leave me alone even when the teacher told him to stop teasing me. So I finally made him a little deal. If I could find someone that could beat him in fifty meter race he would have to shut up and leave me alone for the rest of the year. Jessie was my first choice and she won by a long shot less than a week ago. The track team's coach asked her to join the team but she declined his offer not wanting to be known as at all as a Jock but only as a proud member of the HSR's for the rest of her days in High School.
I watched the Criminal Minds Crew, as we called the FBI team, walked out of the headquarters in a group as usual not even looking at our alley at all even though we always hid there and nearly got caught nearly every other day because Kyle was making too much noise and having them hear us in our alley. I'm surprised they didn't know we were there right away when they walked out. Kyle's noise was like a giant spot light that was focused brightly on us and no matter how hard we tried to hide from its light it was always there. They always saw us but only knew our first names or, like in my case, our nicknames.
"This is totally like Mission Impossible you know! Mission Impossible Four, never getting caught outside the headquarters of the FBI by the BAU while we are spying on them!" Kyle and his brilliant phrases always had to be loud and obnoxious and almost always never made much sense to us. This one however did make perfect sense to us. No wonder we always got caught with him around being a complete crazy idiot who had lost his mind. No wonder why we all called him Crazy Kyle. He was always acting crazy and he would always be the first one to admit it too.
"Hurting you, I bet, is Mission Impossible Five sense not getting caught here spying on them is Mission Impossible Four because you act like you are made of metal!" Mandy said through gritted teeth because she was trying not to beat him to death at the time because he had made us so angry. At the time it was obvious we were not happy with him at all right now.
I turned in time to see Jessie slam her fist in his shoulder trying to hurt him in any way she possibly could again. He stood smiling and laughing not feeling anything when she hit him as hard as she possibly could and that was saying something because Jessie can hit really hard and she could hurt people a lot more than anyone else in the HSR's.
She was a very good fighter and everyone knew that. She also was a formidable foe but hardly ever fought because she always said 'I won't start a fight but I will finish one. Someone else has to throw the first punch. Whether it is physical or verbal I will push back.' Her words had turned into one the HSR's many motto's and it was one of the favorites to say.
She tried to hurt Kyle the brainless wonder again and again but this time she hit him in the stomach he continued to laugh still but that was his weak spot still it didn't hurt him too much.
I had to roll my eyes at Kyle whom I did a lot whenever he was around and we were trying to hurt him. Us, three teenage girls, trying to hurt the un-hurt-able-made-of-metal Crazy Kyle as we all still called him because he acted insane and was never hurt no matter what. I swear he acted like he was made of metal and to tell you the truth I wouldn't be surprised if he was because he acted like he had no brain either sometimes. I also wished that he had a zipper on his mouth or something to shut him up every once in a while. That was one more thing to add to my impossible wish list along with getting a new laptop for Christmas so I could type up my story the Enchantments on it. I wanted to be a writer someday and the Enchantments was the first novel I had ever written.
"Stop acting like a bunch of five year olds for once in your life time," I said annoyed. "Or they'll see us once again. Especially if we don't quiet down right now including you Mr. Hi-my-name-is-Kyle-and-I'm-made-of-metal-and-have-no-brain and I really mean it this time because they are out here."
"That's quite a long title you gave me right there Danni and I like it a lot more than some of the others I've heard!" Kyle said laughing like a he had gone insane. "It would be perfect if you could maybe add in crazy or insane in there somewhere though."
"It's Kyle's fault every time we get caught as you should know very well too Danni." Jessie started to say turning to me pointing at him with an accusatory finger. "Mr. Brilliant over here has to start laughing like hyena or something close to it and get us discovered every night sense we stated to bring him along. So you can just blame him for getting us caught here every night not me or Mandy, Danni. Oh Kyle, will you stop playing with my hair for once? You know I hate when you or basically anybody plays with my hair and you know it. I've told you that over a million times all ready not to do that but you keep doing it anyway."
"Whose idea was it for Kyle to join the main spy team Jessie?" I said answering my own question in the same sentence. It had been her idea and she knew it. "You wanted to bring him along so we did and ever since then we've been caught about every other breath because of his craziness and joyous noise which I bet he thinks he can't live without. Before when it was just the three of us doing this spying job and we never got seen or caught at all. The team didn't know we existed until Kyle joined us on our main spy team operations. It's impossible to remain hidden when Kyle is around us as if you haven't even noticed that yet."
"I thought we could use him around here but... Hey Kyle what are you doing? Put me down right now!" Kyle had picked Jessie up and moved her over to the other wall for a better view of the parking lot though she didn't notice that at all. Not that it mattered either because they must have heard us again and knew exactly where we liked to hide from them. Next thing we knew they were walking toward the alley we were hiding in knowingly hoping to tell us to stop following them which we never would listen to them telling us to stop following them around everywhere.
"Run!" Mandy was the only one who had noticed them coming toward our alley because the rest of us had stopped watching for a minute to yell at Kyle who was laughing loudly and hysterically like he had lost his mind yet again which happened a lot of the time. She took off scaring the living daylights out of the cat that had crossed the street and now was walking past the alley when she bolted out to get away. The yowl told her she had scared it and was sorry about it. She was a serious cat lover and had several cats of her own and feed all the strays in our neighborhood and half of them lived in an abandoned barn on her property.
"Kyle, I'll murder you later!" Jessie said running after her knowing why Mandy had left us. She over took her in a few seconds being the fastest of our spy group besides Kyle who we knew would be the last one to start running because he was the slowest to react for some reason to our spying operation being aborted because we had been seen by the team.
"Get in line Jessie!" I shouted running after her knowing the same thing she did but I was not as fast as her or Mandy.
"We'll kill him then bring him back to clean up the mess, kill him again and bring him back to clean up the mess again then when we get bored doing that we'll bury him alive!" She called to me as we ran out of the alley way and down the silent street in our home town not being seen by anyone else in the still deserted street of our home town.
Kyle realizing we'd all suddenly left him behind yelled, "Hey, little older sisters, wait for me, you know you can't leave me out here all alone!" He took off running after us though we weren't faster than him we had a minute head start so it would take him a while to catch up with us.
"Hotch, I think we've got those four teenage kids following us around again." Reid said. "They left so we didn't get a really good look at them but I heard their voices and recognized them. I think it's the same ones as last time because their voices sounded quite familiar."
"If they don't get on the jet again this time on our next case we'll survive the boy that they call Kyle." Hotch hadn't forgotten at all when he found us hiding on the plane. That was not something you easily forget especially when Crazy Kyle's involved unfortunately.