I don't own Disney, Gundam Wing, or any of
its characters so don't sue me because I don't have any money.
As
our story begins, we see our cute little Arabic guy riding across the Arabian Desert on his camel singing "Arabian
Nights," when, suddenly, he falls dead.
The director, known as Chisei-Teki (me),
comes stomping on to the stage. "Ok…who did it this time?"
she glares out into the audience, which contained only the Gundam Wing pilots,
for they were rehearsing that night and Chisei-Teki was in the most stressed
mood imaginable. "The Arabian guy
has been shot twelve times already, and we are running out of replacements. I
want who-ever did it to step up now!!"
All the pilots seem to be ignoring her. Duo
is asleep, Wufei is meditating, Quatre and Trowa are playing footsies, and
Hiiro is busy polishing his gun. "Hiiro! Give me your gun! I will have no
more interruptions from you! Come on I know you did it!" Hiiro sends
Chisei-Teki a death glare and hands her his gun. "Forgive me. I'll
understand if you want to destroy me now." He pulls out another gun and
points it to his head.
"NO!AAAAAARRRRRGGGG!!!!!!"
Chisei-Teki screeches so loud that Wufei stops meditating, Dou jerks awake, and
Quatre and Trowa look up from their game of footsies. Hiiro raises an eyebrow
and lowers his weapon." WE. WILL. NOT. HAVE. ANY. BODY. COMMIT. SUICIDE.
ON. THE. SET." Chisei-Teki says in harsh gasps, trying not to go insane.
"Now, let's start on the scene where Aladdin is stealing the loaf of
bread."
"Yippee!" Quatre happily goes on
stage, ready to perform the part of Aladdin. Chisei-Teki looks around,
"Relena? Where are you?! You're needed on the set!" "No!"
comes the reply, "This monkey suit is ruining my hair!" Hiiro
snickers from the crowd as she comes onto the stage fully dressed in her monkey
suit. "Let's start! Let's start!" Quatre is happily bouncing up and
down like he is on narcotics.
"Ok Relena, you said that you
wanted to be the monkey. Now why are you changing your mind?" said
Chisei-Teki, on the verge of a complete mental breakdown. "Well, I thought
that Hiiro was playing the part of Aladdin," she sends Hiiro a loving
gaze, Hiiro replies with a deathly glare, "I didn't know that this
hyperactive freak was playing the part!" Everything is silent, then all
Hell brakes loose.
"DON'T YOU EVER CALL MY PRECIOUS QUATRE
THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!" she starts to punch Relena in the head, showing no
mercy. Hiiro looks up with interest. Finally, she is dead. Everybody cheers.
Chisei-Teki whistled and called one of her many monkey butlers on the set.
"Now monkey butler #445, I command you to play the part of Abu, Aladdin's
faithful monkey thief. If you don't." She trails off patting a large
bazooka that rests on her shoulder. Her monkey butler looks up in fright, then,
our Aladdin parody finally begins.
"..one step ahead of the choke, these
guys don't appreciate that I'm broke! Wait! Wait!"
Quatre
abruptly stops singing. "What is it Quatre?" Quatre looks up at
Chisei-Teki,"I'm not broke! In fact, I'm quite rich!" He starts to
pull money out of his pockets by the handful. Soon, the stage is waist deep in
money, and Quatre is still pulling out money. "Stop! Stop!"
Chisei-Teki whistles and a faithful monkey butlers whisks in sight."
Monkey butler #34, it is your duty to clean of my stage, if you don't clean it
in less than four seconds…" she trails off hefting a large bazooka onto
her shoulder. The butler's eyes widen, then, in .012 seconds, the stage is
sparkling clean.
"Ooookkkkaayyyyyy. This is a scene that
we are going to have to come back to. Let's go to the scene where Aladdin spots
Jasmine in the market place. Wufei, are you properly dressed?"
"No. I refuse to play the part of a weak
baka woman."
"Come on Wufei, you were the only one
left on the list that didn't have a part, and obviously nobody wanted the part
of Jasmine so we had to fill you in."
"No."
"Come on."
"No."
"If you don't, I will tranquilize you
with this tranquilizer dart, and while you are asleep, I will remove you of all
your manly pride."
Wufei stands there looking shocked, then
obeys only on the condition that he doesn't have to where a skimpy onna suit.
As we move on, we come to the scene where
Jasmine, or Wufei, is stealing an apple from the merchant. The merchant, or
Hiiro, yells out." Stop! Thief!" he then grabs Wufei by the wrist and
pulls out a sword.
"Hey! Get off me!" Wufei yanks his
wrist free just as Hiiro's sword comes crashing down, splitting the table in
half. Wufei pulls out his own sword and soon, him and Hiiro are engaged in a
deadly fencing competition.
"SSSTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
They both drop their weapons as Chisei-Teki
comes stomping on the stage. "That was incorrect! Where is Quatre! This is
the part where he rescues the helpless and frail princess Jasmine!"
She looks around then spots Quatre standing
up and teaching the monkey butler how to waltz.
"AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!"
Stay tuned for the next chapter! I hope you
like this fan fic. It was my very own personal first one that I have ever
written. As you can see, I am obsessed with Quatre. Please stay tuned and see
what happens! Please don't be too hard on me when reviewing.