A/N: What started out as a joke turned out to help me with Writer's Block. Will do more of these letters, and this is the first one. :D
Dear: Whomever This Room Pertains To
I'm not usually one to intervene, but in this case, it was inevitable. Today, this afternoon, while I was finishing up on my school work, I overheard my father telling my mother (I ask in advance that you not tell her about this because she does not approve of overhearing a grown ups conversation without consent.) that you are terribly smitten with (Will not mention names, as I am fully aware this could fall into the enemy's hand.). Now, please don't do anything rash; Do not rip up this letter before reading it in its entirety. I know this may sound ridiculous, and that I have no place to get involved in such matters, but my father does not know how to keep a secret. Mark my words, I will not tell a single soul about this. Think of it as an oath from one Saiyan to another. I will make sure to keep my father from telling anyone else about this delicate matter. You most certainly have my word. Now that you have read this letter (Or if you haven't, that's completely fine, as I would imagine you would track me down to either intervene or beat the snot out of me. Or knowing you, possibly both.) You may now destroy this letter.
Your Most Humblest Regards,
A Demi-Saiyan