Ok, and we're back, with Raven again! :D
Here it goes
Interviewer: So, Raven, welcome back.
Raven: Right.
Interviewer: So, who do you have a crush on?
Raven: I'm not telling.
Interviewer: Come on Raven.
Raven: No.
Interviewer: Is it Cyborg?
Raven: Hell no.
Interviewer: Beast Boy?
Raven: Give me another question already.
Interviewer: AHA, it's Beast Boy, isn't it. D
Raven: Shut up and give me another question.
Interviewer: Raven and BB, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Raven: Are you going to keep on acting like an 8-year old BB/Rae shipper or give me another question?
Interviewer: Ok. So, what food do you like?
Raven: What?
Interviewer: Pizza? Spaghetti? Meat? Tofu? What?
Raven: I like Pizza… not Spaghetti. Meat I don't really like, but I can stand to eat it. Tofu is Beast Boy's thing. Definitely not mine.
Interviewer: Oh. So, what connects do you have with your mother, Arella?
Raven: If you didn't watch 'The End' in season four, then I'll tell you.
Raven: Trigon destroyed Azarath. Meaning she was killed too.
Raven: And she was my mother. I always came back to her when I was a wreck and Trigon was hurting me.
Raven: It's just in the fourth season, I got back to Azarath to see her, but Trigon had destroyed Azarath… and my mother.
Raven: NEXT QUESTION.
Interviewer: Hmm.
Interviewer: Raven. Just be honest. Please.
Interviewer: Do you have a crush on Beast Boy?
Raven: …
Interviewer: Be honest. Your show is over. It's not like anyone can hold this against you.
Interviewer: And since your show is over, there's no reason to hide it anymore.
Interviewer: Do you have a crush on Beast Boy?
Raven: Whatever, it doesn't matter anyway.
Raven: … I… sort of do.
Raven: BUT it's not going anywhere.
Raven: I promise.
Interviewer: So that's why you got so frustrated when I said, "Beast Boy has your babies" in the first interview.
Interviewer: You were trying to hide it.
Raven: It's not important. The show's over, so it's not going anywhere.
Interviewer: Well, I feel cool now. I just got Raven of all people to give up an inner secret. :D
Raven: Good for you.
Interviewer: Oh, and you didn't spell Mother Mae-Eye's name right. What's up with that?
Raven: Oh, what do you want me to say then?
Raven: I'm sorry I can't spell an old grandmother's name? May-I sounds more grammatically correct anyway.
Raven: But who cares…
Interviewer: Raven, do you feel down that the show got cancelled?
Raven: Yes.
Raven: Because now I have to live on in other types of media.
Raven: Hentai, Fan-art, Fan-drawn Comics, and THIS here is a prime example.
Raven: I'm living on through fan-made fan-fiction and fanart and drawings and oekaki and blah.
Interviewer: Blah like this? :D
Raven: Exactly.
Interviewer: So, Raven, anything you want to say to the people reading this now before the interview ends?
Raven: Go outside.
And that was Raven, everybody! C'YA NEXT TIME!
PS: Raven convinced me (more like or-else'd me) to do an interview with Starfire next, because "Raven getting all the spotlight isn't fair", from the words of Raven herself. So, after the Second Interview With Starfire (Coming Soon!), then I'll make another Raven interview. C'YAS. :D
