A/N: I found it a little odd that a high school would participate in an exchange for only ONE week. Not only does it seem impractical and expensive, but a week isn't really enough time to take in the the culture of the host country, which really is the entire point of a foreign exchange. Ron will be attending a (somewhat) normal Japanese high school. In other words, it'll be something straight out of an anime (not that the characters know that lol).
Rest assured, the Yamanouchi Arc will still take place, but will not be the main focus until nearing the end.
PAIRINGS? I'm going to warn you now. This will not be a Kim/Ron pairing. I'm not against it really. It's more that I'm just indifferent towards it. I respect and acknowledge that it happened, but I just find it more fun to pair characters outside of their canon partners.
Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible or any animes that are crossed over in this fanfiction.
"Alright, people, LISTEN UP!" Mr. Barkin screamed at the assembled teenagers before him. The gym immediately quieted down as they turned their attention to the ex-marine. "In the spirit of international 'touchy-feely-ness', Middleton High School has taken part in a student exchange program with one of our sister schools. Now please a warm Mad Dog welcome to Takashi Inoue, from Hikarizaka High School in Japan!"
The crowd let out a cheer as a Japanese boy stepped forward and bowed to them all. In the bleachers, Ron was too busy devouring his potato chips to pay attention to the boy.
"Ron, you're being rude," Kim scolded from beside him. "He's going to be our classmate for the next few months. The least you can do is properly welcome him."
"Meh," Ron shrugged. "I'll talk to him later. After all, isn't it better to welcome him personally?"
Monique, who sat on the other side of Kim, blinked at him. "Wow, where did that come from?"
The blonde grinned at her. "Hey, I can be deep and thoughtful, too, y'know!" he said, quickly throwing his fists into the air. "Booyah!" Unfortunately, his potato chip container was still open, causing half of its contents to go flying out into the crowd below. "No, my babies!"
The redheaded cheerleader sighed. "Yeah, but those moments are few and far between..."
"And now, the student who will be representing our fair school in the land of sumo and anime..." Mr. Barkin began. Nearly everyone turned towards the school's resident otaku, who promptly stood with a smirk on his face. "Ron Stoppable?"
"Huh?" Ron asked, a river of tears flowing down his face from the loss of his potato chips. The otaku turned his murderous gaze on him, causing Ron to smile nervously.
"Stoppable, you've been selected to go Hikarizaka High in Japan," Barkin said impatiently.
"Seriously? Booyah!" Ron cheered, sending even more potato chips flying, much to the chagrin of the students below him.
"So wait, let me get this straight," Bonnie said, standing up from the bottom row. "We get foreign hotness over there and they get Stoppable? Is there any way we can make this trade permanent?"
"Mr. Barkin?" Kim asked, raising her hand. "How long is this exchange going to be for?"
"They exchange will be over a period of nine months," the ex-marine grunted. "Stoppable'll be back some time after Winter Break."
"Nine months?" Kim asked worriedly.
"Nine months of girls in miniskirts?" Ron asked with a grin. "I think I can handle that!"
"Really, Ron, nine months is a long time," Kim said. "Aren't you a little worried?"
"Relax, KP," Ron replied. "All I need to survive is Rufus and Bueno Nacho, which according to my last internet search, has 234 different restaurants across Japan. The Ron-man is good to go!"
"You're really gonna soak up the local culture, aren't you?" Monique asked dryly.
"Within reason," Ron shot back.
"Listen up, Stoppable!" Mr. Barkin's irritated voice cut into their conversation. "For the next nine months, you are a cultural ambassador. Your actions will represent this school, this city and this nation. Should you fail to represent us appropriately, there will be consequences. Do I make myself clear?"
Ron gulped. "Crystal clear, sir," he replied, standing and giving Barkin a shaky salute.
"No pressure though," Monique smirked at him.
"No worries, Mr. B," Ron said. "I am a master at the subtle art of diplomacy..." he paused for a moment. "But if they push any of that raw fish on me, I swear I'll chuck!"
"Uh oh," Kim and Monique muttered in unison.
"Are you sure you have everything?" Kim asked for the fifth time. Ron rolled his eyes as he threw his suitcase into the backseat of the school van that would be taking him to the airport.
"Yes, KP," he said.
"Seriously, calm down, girl," Monique told her. "I pretty sure he didn't lose anything since the last time you asked... three minutes ago."
Kim flushed in embarrassment. "I know, but I'm still worried," Kim said. "Japan is pretty far away and for nine months..." She reached into her pocket and took out a small brown package. "Here," she said, handing it to Ron.
Ron wasted no time in ripping into it. "A Kimmunicator?" he examined the device. "It... looks kinda different." The device in his hand was mainly red with the letters 'RS' etched onto it in yellow. The screen was much larger than Kim's Kimmunicator and there were only two black buttons.
"It's more like a Ronnunicator," Wade's voice said as he appeared on the small screen. "And it should look different. It's a new model I developed. I want you to test it out for me."
"Sure thing, Wade," Ron nodded. "So what exactly does this thing do different?"
"Well for starters, it has all the basic capabilities of Kim's Kimmunicator," Wade said. "it also can act as a smartphone, complete with touch screen, web access and a record 128g storage space."
"D-did you just say 128?" Monique asked, stars in her eyes.
"Yeah, and I'm working on giving it more," Wade nodded. Suddenly his image on the Ronnunicator became a small box in the corner of the screen. Wade pointed downward towards an icon labeled 'KP' and another icon labeled 'WL'. "Those will link you directly to Kim's Kimmunicator and to my computer through my own private server. That way we'll be able to contact each other immediately if something comes up."
"You rock, Wade," Ron smiled.
"I know, but there's something else, too," Wade told him with a grin. "Place your thumb directly onto the scanner." Ron did so and felt a small prick.
"Ouch!" he looked at his thumb to see a drop of blood and quickly placed his injured digit in his mouth. "What was that?"
"I injected you with special nano-machines designed to stimulate the areas of the brain that process language," Wade explained. "This will make it easier for you to pick up Japanese while you're over there."
"Seriously?" Ron asked excitedly. "Booyah! Hey, Wade. Can I use this for Spanish class, too?"
Wade chuckled. "I'm afraid not," he said. "These nano-machines are only effective if you're exposed to the language on a regular basis. Being in fifth period Spanish for fifty minutes a day isn't enough."
"Aw, man," Ron muttered in disappointment.
"Stoppable, enough with the whining," Barkin grunted as he stepped into the driver's seat. "Let's hurry to the airport so I can get you outta my hair for the next nine months."
"Alright!" Ron said, pumping his fist. "Well, Japan, ready or not, Ron Stoppable is comin' for you!"
Elsewhere...
"Sensei, you called for me?" a teenage girl with short black hair and a red headband asked as she bowed to an elderly man with snow white hair and a long beard. The old man wore robes of deep gold and red. He had his eyes closed, appearing to be in deep meditation.
"Hai, Yori-kun," Sensei said as he opened his eyes. "Stoppable-kun has been selected to participate in a foreign exchange program with the one of the local high schools. It is a shame we were unable to perform the exchange with Middleton directly, but perhaps this is for the best. I dislike having to submit documents that will create links to Yamanouchi in the outside world..."
"Sensei, I am sorry to interrupt, but is there something you wish of me?" Yori asked, cocking her head. Sensei nodded.
"Ah, yes, I was rambling wasn't I?" the elderly man asked rhetorically. "I have an assignment for you. I've enrolled you into Hikarizaka Private High School. You are to make contact with Stoppable-kun and gain his friendship. When you believe he is ready, bring him here. His destiny is rapidly approaching, and he must be prepared to face it."
"Hai, Sensei, I will not fail you," Yori said with a formal bow.
"Yori," Sensei began. "I realize that this is an assignment, but please enjoy yourself. This is a chance for you to live like a normal young woman. A chance for you to live the life you were meant to have before..."
The teenager closed her eyes painfully as she nodded, trying to hold back her tears. "Hai, Sensei," she nodded. "I will try."
"That is all I ask," Sensei said with a small smile. "School will start in approximately one month. Stoppable-kun will be spending the first month learning the basics of our language and culture. I suggest you spend the month adjusting to civilian life." He reached into his robe pocket and took out a slip of paper. "These are the directions to the apartment building you will be staying in. Inside you will find two weeks worth of supplies. A messenger will arrive every month with money for necessities."
Yori nodded as she took the paper. "Very well, Sensei," she said. "I will leave tomorrow morning." With that she bowed out of the room.
As the door closed behind her, Sensei closed his eyes again with a sigh. He turned his head to the right, where a light humming noise was being emitted ever so slightly. There, on a small pedestal rested a simple black katana with a lotus blossom engraved on the flat of the blade.
"The blade calls for you, Stoppable-kun," the old man said softly. "Your destiny approaches. Will you be ready when it arrives?"
In response, the sword only continued to hum.
A/N: Well, based on the information given in this chapter, can any anime fans guess what the main crossover will be? Hint: It was originally a visual novel and its name begins with a 'C'.
Now are there any animes that you would like to see in this story?
Now, I'm hesitant on adding Naruto elements. I don't want things to be too over the top because in Naruto, characters become ridiculously powerful and when they die, they don't stay dead. It's like Dragon Ball all over again.