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Last time, in Luna and the Straw Hat Pirates, due to Ravens depts with Trace, the girls are sent to Enies Lobby arch. Read to see what happens.
Chapter 1: Enies Lobby and a Meeting
"That was the most insane train ride I had ever taken." Dawn said, leaning against the wall. You people should know what happened...hopefully. Or else you'll bereading spoilers.
"ENIES LOBBY!" Raven yelled, poiting ahead, everyone looked out to see an island with light. "YOSHA! WE MADE IT!"
"That's my line!" Luna yelled. Dawn was flicking small coins out the window while Dusk was huddled in the conner (she's hydrophobic)
"Water's scary...water's scary..."
"Calm down, man," Luna said. "It's not like-"
"OOOOIIIIIII!"
"Luffy!" Sanji said, Usopp looked out too.
"It's been a while." Usopp said.
"All hands on deck, we're in for a rough ride." Dawn said. "If you think the battle with CP9 was tough, wait til we get the Devil Hunters..."
"Gah, the Nine Tailed Brethren will take care of that!" Raven said, she taped her staff on the ground. She suddenly was wearing black robes that were silky, and a fox mask covered her face. "I look like Rao from Okami!"
"I hope Loki's all right." Luna said.
"Don't worry, Luna-chan, that bird's been in more dangerous situations before while you were gone." Sanji said. Dawn suddenly took out her dad's pack of cigerettes and lit one.
"Since when were you a smoker?" Luna asked.
"Since I came here."
After connecting the two trains together, they all made their way to Enies Lobby.
(Enies Lobby)
"I can't die." Kumadori said, dropping the knife.
"Hurry up and die, you damn bastard!" Jyabura yelled, Maca slapped her forhead.
"You folks were asigned three people to kill, you end up killing 23, and now, you can't even kill yourselves." Maca sighed. "That's pretty low...for CP9."
"That's not something for you kids to mingle in! How about those two girls with the low bounty? Even if all four of you challenged them, you would all be knocked out! Shiranui!!"
Shiranui got up, a blue pawprint was 'burned' into the left side of her neck. Jyabura said,"When Shiranui went up against that moon girl, her Tekkai was somehow broken by a mere pirate."
"I had to mention it, chapapa!" Fukuro said.
"It's okey, guys I understand." Spandam said. "Shit! I spilled my coffee!"
(Meanwhile)
"Soooogeeekiinnnggg." Usopp sang, finishing that last part of the song. Raven, Chopper, Luffy, and Dusk looked at him with stars.
"Awesome!" Luffy said
"Cool!" Chopper said
"Radical!" Raven said
"Sweet!" Dusk said
"Snipper Island?" Luffy said.
"Yes, I'm one of Usopp's closest friends." Usopp said. Luna sighed as she placed her boots and hat on.
"Can I have an aughtograph?" Dusk asked.
"Sure." Usopp said.
Dawn was leaning against the wall, trying not to lose her temper because of her friends' stupidity. "Keep calm, calm..."
"I drew a map of Enies Lobby." Paulie said, placing a map on the ground.
"Just to let guys know, we already memorized the place inside and out." Raven said. "Maybe we can create a distraction that'll help you."
"That leads only to death, Raven." Sanji said.
"And, it'll mess up the storyline." Dawn said. "We'll have to play things out the way Oda wrote it."
"Wether we'll make it or not." Dusk said.
"It's a gamble of odds." Zoro said.
"Don't act like that, we already know what happens." Luna said. "Unless one of us screws with anything-"
"I don't care about the damn storyline!" Dusk said. "Oda did a nice work, but it's time for us four to enjoy it a different way! Say if Sanji couldn't win-"
"Hey." Sanji said.
"And Luna took over for him, things would be different! Let's have fun with the results after the testing."
"Tell me, what would acually cinvince me that we'll all make it out alive your way?" Luna said.
"Shut up, ero-couple." Dusk said. "I wanna make a speech, anyway. Ever since I read and watched this arch I wanted to redo it and add things I'd like to happen-"
"You know, this isn't worth it." Dawn said. "You'd mess up Oda's work for your pleasure?"
"Maybe." Luna kicked her friend in the head and knocked her out.
"We're going by Paulie's plan." Luna said.
(Later)
"What part of 'We're going by Paulie's plan.' does he not get?!" Luna yelled. Dawn sighed and got out with her board, then jumped. Dusk switched to beast point and leaped onto hte gate next to Luffy. "Not you too!"
"Let's hope he keeps his head." Dawn said. "Take what you can!"
"Give nothing back." Luna said. "Please don't get killed."
(Gallet-La)
"Head full speed and don't stop!"
"Say that again." Raven said, she was suddenly thrown arcross the ship due to the force. Gunshots were heard and a loud thud shook the ground. "Crap, I was looking for the bathroom..."
(Sea Train)
"Where's Raven?" Nami asked.
"She left on the Galley-La." Zoro said.
"And you didn't stop her?!" Luna said
"She needed to use the bathroom."
"There's one right here, marimo."
"I...didn't know where it was." Zoro mumbled. Luna kicked him in the head.
"Damn it...oh well, we'll see her later." Luna shrugged.
(Enies Lobby, Main Island)
"Please let me go though." Luffy said.
"No." said the soldier-guy. Dusk appeared last, she roared. "A tiger won't scare me. It's just a big kitty..."
Dusk opened her jaws and started biting everyone. Dawn took out her swords while Luffy joined the fray.
(Office)
"Wake up everyone!" Spandam yelled.
"Do you have to scream just because of a mere intruder?" Shiranui asked. "Sir."
"That guy came all the way here to rescue one nakama!"
"And how does that make you feel?"
"This is no time for my therapy sessions, okami."
"Suit yourself, it helps Jyabura-sensei ever since his girlfriend dumped him-"
"Shut up, apprantice!"
"Yes, sensei."
"Who told you that?!"
"Me, chapapa!"
(Somewhere)
Raven moved along the crowd of people, she dodged every attack and saying,"Pleasr don't hurt me, I was a hostage."
Suddenly, a sea train was flying across the sky. The Franky Family looked up in disbelief. "You mean we did all this for nothing?! They could've just flown here!"
(Inside)
"Zoro! Got a plan?!" Nami asked.
"We'll have to rely." Zoro replied from the front.
"Shit-swordsman, think of something!" Luna and Sanji yelled.
"On luck..."
"LUCK?!"
"F(bleep) that plan." Luna murmured, she stood at the window seal. "I'll have to jump myself."
"Okami-chan." Usopp said. "Are you suicidal? Dont jump!"
"If you say who you really are, you can survive a 100 foot drop." Luna said, she switched to hybrid point and jumped, but Sanji grabbed her tail and huled her in.
"You and I can survive the drop, but let's save all the fun stuff for later." Sanji said.
CRASH!!
(Main Island)
"Last building guys, thanks." Luffy said. Dusk and Dawn nodded and jumped to the top, there, the ran across the roof and made it to the other side. They saw the last building (I forgot the name or something).
(Office)
"Rokushiki Ryuugi Teawase." Fukuro said. "A normal sodier's douriki is 10..."
(2 seconds later)
"Lucci...4000 douriki! It's true, you people have gotten stronger."
"4000?!" Shiranui said.
"I had measured everyone elses, even the apprenitces...Kalifa: 630...Me: 800...Taka: 805...Kumadori: 810..Blueno: 820...Shiranui:2,100...Jyabura: 2,180...Maca: 2,190...Kaku: 2,200...Chehero: 3,900...Lucci: 4,000..."
"That's unfair!" Jyabura said. "If you take out Lucci and Chehero, you're saying that Kaku and his apprentice are overpowering me! What's that supposed to mean?!"
"Chapapa, Kaku snd Maca, even without her powers, are stronger!"
"You two, don't get too cocky, me and Shiranui will never lose to you." Jyabura said as her jumped over the couch, Shiranui got up too.
"Whatever you say, both our apprentices work together, so it doesn't matter who can win between them, the same works for us."
"Don't pay attention to the stray pups." Lucci said.
"Stay pups?" Jyabura and Shiranui said together. "Stupid cat."
"Don't insult Lucci-sensei." Chehero said, all four switched to whatever. Their shadows grew as the snarled.
"Stop this." Taka said, taking out her whip and cracking it. "You four act violently. Just becuse Jyabura was dumped by his girl-"
"Why does everyone have to know about that?!" Jyabura asked.
"Taka and I had talked about it, chapapa!" Fukuro said.
(After the Meeting)
"Before you leave." Spandam said, he had two devil fruits. "Take these with you." He handed them to Kalifa and Kaku.
"Devil Fruit!" Shiranui said, she hid behind a vase while Jyabura went behind the desk. "Don't take it near us."
"You two could not fallen for such a rumor." Blueno said. "The Grand Line Scientists had confirmed that if you were to eat another fruit."
"And a greedy fool would've done so." Chehero said.
"Actually." Taka said. "I had captured a bird with the ability to turn into a horse and a winged horse. No dout, this is the power of the Horse Horse fruit."
"And what's your point, young animal tamer?" Kumadori asked.
"He has eaten the Tongue Tongue fruit, too." Taka said. "Such event couldn't have been possible, no, Blueno?"
"You may have brought one samle of the many strange creature you tammed, perhaps it learned the ability to talk on its own." Blueno said. "Or it would've been ventriloquism."
"I'd say he'd eaten two devil fruits." Maca said. "If it was ventriloquism, that Luna would be somewhere near us."
Chehero nodded. "The last time I saw her was at the sea train, but I still don't get how a bird can eat two devil fruits. Make him squawk out the answers, Taka."
"I'll do that." Taka said, holding her whip to her side.
(Later)
"Shit, they ate them!" Jyabura said. Kaku and Califa dropped their forks and held their necks.
"Sensei?" Maca said.
"Califa!" Taka said.
(3 seconds later)
"It tastes bad." the two said. Everyone who was around them fell over anime style.
"YOU COULD'VE SAID SO SOONER!"
"Awful taste."
"You knew it?!"
"Blueno couldn't wait for the results." Lucci said. "He's somewhere right now, but I'll tell him how your new powers come out."
(Outside)
"You guys took forever." Dusk said.
"It's not my fault Sogeking fell." Luna said.
"It was part of my plan." Usopp said.
"Realy?" Chopper said.
"Now what, captain?" Raven asked.
"Declare war." Luffy said. "To get Robin back."
"And get you four back home." Sanji said. "I overheard a conversation concerning Loki and Raven, espeacially Raven. She has the power to return you four home, but she needs the help of Maca."
"Then we'll just kidnap her." Luna said.
"It's not simple. Raven can't control her powers well as Maca, so she needs the help." Sanji said.
"You're saying I'm weak?!" Raven asked.
"Yeah." they all said
"We barely see you fighting." Zoro said, Raven placed her fox mask on, she suddenly sprouted nine tails behind her. "What?!"
"To tell the truth, I did eat the wish wish fruit, then I wished for the Fox Fox Fruit powers, demon model. Similar to Luna's, only it's a fox."
"So you can be Naruto?" Dawn asked.
"Yep."
"And you ate two devil fruits without eating the other?" Nami said.
"Uh-huh."
"Cool!" Luffy said.
"It's good that you show us your real powers, but we don't have all day here." Luna said. "I wanna fight already."
"Me too." Dusk said. "Bet you that I'll beat Jyabura before you."
"Not a chance, he's mine."
"Okey, let's go and declare war!" Luffy said.
Heh, my version of them decideing to go and fight...CP9...I need to get out of the house more often.