Jaki:
I don't know who came up with 'Hallows Eve'. Me and my friends along with the Vampires usually call it 'Stupid's eve.' My name is Vanuatu Ochre. I hate my name, so I usually go by Jaki. It means evil spirit. I'm about 5'7. Yeah, another one of those damn tall people. I have black hair streaked blonde naturally, silver eyes and pale skin, a lot of people say I look like a Vampire. And in some ways I am. Half anyways. You might be wondering what the heck a Vampire is doing writing stories on the net, well. . . . . I've decided that I should give humanity a fair chance. Now Hallows eve is the same as Halloween for the humans. That's when Vampires can walk around looking normal and no one will freak out. It's also the oddest time of the year for everyone. The time is just as snows begin falling, we gather at this club. Pretty big, dance floor, stage. A lot of humans are there too, they just don't know what's really going on. I'm half human, half vampire. I root for the human side of me, might have something to do with the fact that my father, the vampire, raped my mother. It could just be me, let me get to the point. You see, on Halloween Vampires and Slayers alike get together at this one club. There's one in every city that we gather, it's not official, it's just a moral thing. So I'm sitting here at the table, laughing with my gang of buddies. Kino's a red haired, blue eyed freckled guy. He's about 17 I think. The stupid idiot is checking out a vampire lady, and he knows what she is too. Halloween is when the Vampires and Slayers get along, sort of like a cease fire pact for this one night. It goes on till sun up, then we're back at war. But till then, we drink together, dance together, heck some even have sex together. I know what you're thinking, half of you are shrinking away from the screen and clicking the back button, the other half are probably gory nuts and love this shit. Well, I can tell you one thing. Don't believe any of that movie crap you see on TV. I swear by the lord Hymen, that if you take only a cross and a wooden stake to hunt vampires, you'll be dead before sun up. Number one, crosses only work if you believe in that religion, if you don't . . then you're so screwed. Number two, stakes are bullshit. The only thing that hurts Vampires is a holy symbol that you BELIEVE in, and silver weapons. Like guns, swords, daggers, anything made of silver. Heck, silver will hurt any mythical creature. Number three, vampires can walk in daylight. Some can only walk in pure light for up to about 5-7 hours. Most can go a whole day. Number four, about that whole neck thing, another piece of shit. They bite anywhere, they only bite the neck because, the skin on the neck is really sensitive, meaning vampires do it to sexually arouse. Sick ain't it? Number five, that whole look into my eye thing? Believe it. That's about the only thing the movie guys got right. They don't control your mind, but they will freeze you, making it so that you can't move. And by god, then it'll be too late. That elder thing with the masters and shit, all lies. The vampires hate having to listen to someone, they decide as a group, or they decide to rip your throat out. The only two options. Now Slayers, we don't go carting around stakes and garlic. Most Slayers kill more then just Vampires, we kill werewolves and the like. Demons we don't hurt, they hate humans sure, but they won't bother hurting the humans unless the humans do something to them. I warn you now, it takes a LOT to piss off a demon, I personally would offer a knife to the demon that was pissed off. Even if the victim was a human. Angels are the ones to look out for. There are two types in that category. There are the nice loving ones, and then the hateful bastard typed ones. I'll let Juan explain. He's a demon and a Slayer like me and Kino. Black hair that's smooth and ear length, tall and wiry. He's got green eyes and looks pretty human, except for the ears which are pointed.
Juan:
Hey screw off, I like my ears. So I have to explain that angel theory eh? Yay, tons of fun. Sarcasm is in my voice right now if you can't read it. The words are dripping with it. I'm pure demon, 100%. Angels, I hate to admit are smart bastards. You usually hear that angels did good deeds and that they saved the world from oblivion. In truth they're the ones creating the oblivion. Angels may have been nice once, but right now, they're petty and conniving like humans. Demons are too, we just don't waste time on war and shit like that. We were at war at the time, the angels began wasting time doing good deeds in front of human eyes. We thought they were wasting time at least. Turns out they brainwashed the humans into believing demons were evil and angels were good. In truth they were using humans, we found that out when a demon walked into the human realm and was slaughtered. Witches and Wizards were only demons, the people burned them because a villager usually pointed the demon out, if you were paying attention you'd know that I was talking about angels disguising themselves as humans and pretending to be an angry townsfolk. Damn the little furry winged gits. There are a few demons left after the war, needless to say we lost. Since then angles haven't bothered with the humans, all those supposed miracles you hear about are just something the human did on their own. I suppose we should get Kino to explain how we work around here, what with the Slayers and terms you'll be hearing. It's going to get interesting.
Kino:
And what is that supposed to mean?! Whatever, my name is Kino, don't ask, I don't even know how I got that name. I'm a bit of a ladies man-
Juan:
*Snort* Whatever you say man.
Jaki:
The last girl you tired to pick up shot you in the leg.
Kino:
She was sensitive! It was that time of the month . . . .
Jaki:
For gods sake! She was a WEREWOLF! Have some dignity moron.
Kino:
Screw off! Anyway, we have this small organization, we don't hold little meetings in offices with cups of coffee and such. We hide in sewers and dark places, might seem stupid since Vampires like the dark right? Wrong. You're letting the movie thing get to you again aren't you? In truth, vampires are neutral. They don't mind dark or light, and besides, in broad daylight humans will see us too. That's not so good is it? Now we usually call one vampire of werewolf just that, a vampire or werewolf. Now when it gets to be about 4 or 5 we call that group a peck of werewolves or such. It's a lot easier to say
'we have a peck of vamps.'
Then to say
'We have a group of vampires.'
I kinda understand that may sound weird at the moment. Oh well. Now an armed peck of say. . . .angels are around we usually say
'A peck of Anges rigged'
It's kind of like sixties talk I imagine, but if you're on the move you have to talk like it. Anges by the way means Angels. We don't carry large walky talkies as some people think, we have small ear pieces that fit around our ears. All we have to do is tap a little button and we get connected with a large computer system that links the communicators. Each communicator has a tracer too, in case someone gets . . . . . .caught. That's happened before sadly. Now our leader, if we even have one, is Hitoru. Neither male nor female. I understand that sounds weird, but oh well.
Hitoru:
I really don't want to know what goes on in your perverted mind. My name is Hitoru, I have no last name. What Kino said is true, I am a Cerulean. In humans' tongue it means blue, and in truth I am a sky inhabitant. I am the last of my kind, and Ceruleans' are neither male nor female, if you're thinking;
'How the hell do we reproduce?!' Right now
You have a sick and perverted mind. I neither have breasts or a guy's . . . . .well . . . .whatever.
Jaki:
Can't say it Hitoru?
Juan:
Wuss.
Hitoru:
Can it dough boy. Whatever. I'm not really the leader, more of a planner. I'm a 5 foot nothing, a shorty yes, I know. Shut up. Brown eyes, black hair and tan skin. Anyway that's about all you need to know about us, now we can get on to the story.
Kino:
Fine, but can I talk to that chick over there? She's cute. For a Vamp anyway.
Jaki:
Kino?
Kino:
Yes?
Jaki:
Shut up.
I don't know who came up with 'Hallows Eve'. Me and my friends along with the Vampires usually call it 'Stupid's eve.' My name is Vanuatu Ochre. I hate my name, so I usually go by Jaki. It means evil spirit. I'm about 5'7. Yeah, another one of those damn tall people. I have black hair streaked blonde naturally, silver eyes and pale skin, a lot of people say I look like a Vampire. And in some ways I am. Half anyways. You might be wondering what the heck a Vampire is doing writing stories on the net, well. . . . . I've decided that I should give humanity a fair chance. Now Hallows eve is the same as Halloween for the humans. That's when Vampires can walk around looking normal and no one will freak out. It's also the oddest time of the year for everyone. The time is just as snows begin falling, we gather at this club. Pretty big, dance floor, stage. A lot of humans are there too, they just don't know what's really going on. I'm half human, half vampire. I root for the human side of me, might have something to do with the fact that my father, the vampire, raped my mother. It could just be me, let me get to the point. You see, on Halloween Vampires and Slayers alike get together at this one club. There's one in every city that we gather, it's not official, it's just a moral thing. So I'm sitting here at the table, laughing with my gang of buddies. Kino's a red haired, blue eyed freckled guy. He's about 17 I think. The stupid idiot is checking out a vampire lady, and he knows what she is too. Halloween is when the Vampires and Slayers get along, sort of like a cease fire pact for this one night. It goes on till sun up, then we're back at war. But till then, we drink together, dance together, heck some even have sex together. I know what you're thinking, half of you are shrinking away from the screen and clicking the back button, the other half are probably gory nuts and love this shit. Well, I can tell you one thing. Don't believe any of that movie crap you see on TV. I swear by the lord Hymen, that if you take only a cross and a wooden stake to hunt vampires, you'll be dead before sun up. Number one, crosses only work if you believe in that religion, if you don't . . then you're so screwed. Number two, stakes are bullshit. The only thing that hurts Vampires is a holy symbol that you BELIEVE in, and silver weapons. Like guns, swords, daggers, anything made of silver. Heck, silver will hurt any mythical creature. Number three, vampires can walk in daylight. Some can only walk in pure light for up to about 5-7 hours. Most can go a whole day. Number four, about that whole neck thing, another piece of shit. They bite anywhere, they only bite the neck because, the skin on the neck is really sensitive, meaning vampires do it to sexually arouse. Sick ain't it? Number five, that whole look into my eye thing? Believe it. That's about the only thing the movie guys got right. They don't control your mind, but they will freeze you, making it so that you can't move. And by god, then it'll be too late. That elder thing with the masters and shit, all lies. The vampires hate having to listen to someone, they decide as a group, or they decide to rip your throat out. The only two options. Now Slayers, we don't go carting around stakes and garlic. Most Slayers kill more then just Vampires, we kill werewolves and the like. Demons we don't hurt, they hate humans sure, but they won't bother hurting the humans unless the humans do something to them. I warn you now, it takes a LOT to piss off a demon, I personally would offer a knife to the demon that was pissed off. Even if the victim was a human. Angels are the ones to look out for. There are two types in that category. There are the nice loving ones, and then the hateful bastard typed ones. I'll let Juan explain. He's a demon and a Slayer like me and Kino. Black hair that's smooth and ear length, tall and wiry. He's got green eyes and looks pretty human, except for the ears which are pointed.
Juan:
Hey screw off, I like my ears. So I have to explain that angel theory eh? Yay, tons of fun. Sarcasm is in my voice right now if you can't read it. The words are dripping with it. I'm pure demon, 100%. Angels, I hate to admit are smart bastards. You usually hear that angels did good deeds and that they saved the world from oblivion. In truth they're the ones creating the oblivion. Angels may have been nice once, but right now, they're petty and conniving like humans. Demons are too, we just don't waste time on war and shit like that. We were at war at the time, the angels began wasting time doing good deeds in front of human eyes. We thought they were wasting time at least. Turns out they brainwashed the humans into believing demons were evil and angels were good. In truth they were using humans, we found that out when a demon walked into the human realm and was slaughtered. Witches and Wizards were only demons, the people burned them because a villager usually pointed the demon out, if you were paying attention you'd know that I was talking about angels disguising themselves as humans and pretending to be an angry townsfolk. Damn the little furry winged gits. There are a few demons left after the war, needless to say we lost. Since then angles haven't bothered with the humans, all those supposed miracles you hear about are just something the human did on their own. I suppose we should get Kino to explain how we work around here, what with the Slayers and terms you'll be hearing. It's going to get interesting.
Kino:
And what is that supposed to mean?! Whatever, my name is Kino, don't ask, I don't even know how I got that name. I'm a bit of a ladies man-
Juan:
*Snort* Whatever you say man.
Jaki:
The last girl you tired to pick up shot you in the leg.
Kino:
She was sensitive! It was that time of the month . . . .
Jaki:
For gods sake! She was a WEREWOLF! Have some dignity moron.
Kino:
Screw off! Anyway, we have this small organization, we don't hold little meetings in offices with cups of coffee and such. We hide in sewers and dark places, might seem stupid since Vampires like the dark right? Wrong. You're letting the movie thing get to you again aren't you? In truth, vampires are neutral. They don't mind dark or light, and besides, in broad daylight humans will see us too. That's not so good is it? Now we usually call one vampire of werewolf just that, a vampire or werewolf. Now when it gets to be about 4 or 5 we call that group a peck of werewolves or such. It's a lot easier to say
'we have a peck of vamps.'
Then to say
'We have a group of vampires.'
I kinda understand that may sound weird at the moment. Oh well. Now an armed peck of say. . . .angels are around we usually say
'A peck of Anges rigged'
It's kind of like sixties talk I imagine, but if you're on the move you have to talk like it. Anges by the way means Angels. We don't carry large walky talkies as some people think, we have small ear pieces that fit around our ears. All we have to do is tap a little button and we get connected with a large computer system that links the communicators. Each communicator has a tracer too, in case someone gets . . . . . .caught. That's happened before sadly. Now our leader, if we even have one, is Hitoru. Neither male nor female. I understand that sounds weird, but oh well.
Hitoru:
I really don't want to know what goes on in your perverted mind. My name is Hitoru, I have no last name. What Kino said is true, I am a Cerulean. In humans' tongue it means blue, and in truth I am a sky inhabitant. I am the last of my kind, and Ceruleans' are neither male nor female, if you're thinking;
'How the hell do we reproduce?!' Right now
You have a sick and perverted mind. I neither have breasts or a guy's . . . . .well . . . .whatever.
Jaki:
Can't say it Hitoru?
Juan:
Wuss.
Hitoru:
Can it dough boy. Whatever. I'm not really the leader, more of a planner. I'm a 5 foot nothing, a shorty yes, I know. Shut up. Brown eyes, black hair and tan skin. Anyway that's about all you need to know about us, now we can get on to the story.
Kino:
Fine, but can I talk to that chick over there? She's cute. For a Vamp anyway.
Jaki:
Kino?
Kino:
Yes?
Jaki:
Shut up.