Hi, I'm Miley pink'n Kardashian, I'm a witch and I go to hogwarts highschool for wizards, I'm in gryffindor, I'm 16 and I have very short blonde hair (like myle Cyrus) with pink highlights and my face is full of Mac make up (for dem haut boyz), Im wearing haut red guess skinny jeans, and a slutty top from forevery 21 that complements my fake boobs. And my stilettos are also haut and cute. My hazel eyes are gorgeous like diamonds in the sky, and my lips are a perfect bow shape, and my nose is small and poonty, and my butt is gigantic.

I consider myself a slut cuz im so haut. I wake up and my best freind hermioney is getting ready. She is also a slut and she's wearing haut skinny jeans, and a prada top, and a mickal Kors purse. She gets up and fixes her short hair (lyke minexx), and after putting on her mac pink lipstick she looks at me hautly.

"Hey Hauty" I say to her hautly

"Heyyyy" she says to me hautly, and giggles

we had you know what last night (we both bi), but I feel horny again and so I get up and we have it again. i take her haut top off and feel her boobz, then We french kiss and she puts her finger in my you-know-what and we make noises.

"Oh oh oh oh" and we have a lot of fun, but then we get late for snap's class so we run...

After making out somemore we finnally run to class. But then I gasp... i cant beleive who it is It's Draco Cyrus and his brother Ron Cyrus. Draco flips his blonde hair and looks at me wid his yummy face, he's wearing Haut pants from guess, and haut guess shirt he looks haut as fuck. But his brother Ron is a gotik and he has red bleeding eyes, and black clothes with chains and big boots, but i hate gothiks so i glare at him.

"Hey Draco" I say to him sluttly

"Hey mily, I likes yur new boobsz" he says shyly. I got my boobs re-done yesterday wid hermioney.

"Thnxsss, do U wanna feeel them" I say to him and take my top off in the hallway
His thingy gets hard and he comes and touches my boobsz.

Then I gasp... It's my teacher... mcgonical and she's angry!11!1!

"WHAT IS THIS?!" She screams angrily but keeps staring at my boobz (she's a lesbo)

"I tell her to eff off" and then slap her hautly.

"I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING?!" she screams angrily (she has anger probs cuz no one will sleep wid her xxx)

"Can't you see, u bitch were going to have you know what" I tell her unpatiently

"100 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOER" she screams in an old voice. And then magically puts my shirt on my slutty boobs (but itt takes a while cuz her boobz r so bigg)

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