"Hey, what's this robot chicken doing in here?" Falco Lombardi stated as he noticed a robotic chicken staring at him, with everything moving as if it was done in stop motion animation with a handful of CGI enhancements.
"What, you? You're always around here," Ganondorf joked as he walked by while smirking.
"Very funny, Falcondorf." Falco grumbled as he turned back to the robot chicken, pointing at him. "Now anyway, what's your deal?"
The robot chicken clucked as he then fired red lasers from his eyes, burning Falco to a crisp as the feathered bird Smasher ran around the foyer, causing the entire mansion to catch on fire as it collapsed on itself. Silver The Hedgehog and R.O.B. returned from their trip around the world of Super Smash Brothers to see what was happened, looking at each other.
"Oh boy... do I even want to know...?" Silver said as he wrapped his arms around the back of his head.
ROB shook his metal head as he sighed, the Robotic Operation Buddy sensing something bad was about to come out of this. "Perhaps it would be best if we just left again and pretend we saw nothing..."
"It's gonna be one of those stories!" Pichu giggled as she then electrocuted herself from having too much cheesecake, which in turn caused the pile of cheesecake she had with her to sizzle away, much to her dismay.
"Hey! Look at this!" Popo exclaimed as the Ice Climber revealed his body in a speedo. "What do you think?"
"I think that's hot!" Nana exclaimed as she then smashed Popo on the head with her wooden mallet and froze him in a block of ice.
"Yeesh, and I thought I was cold," Master Shake stated as he started to do some shaking to prove that he was the master.
"So, do they have mods that let you do anything?" Space Ghost asked Dry Bowser as they noticed several unofficial skins of playable characters walking around the battlefield surrounding the mansion.
"Sometimes they're active. But as long as you don't post certain things, you'll be fine." Dry Bowser said as he watched a modded skin of Toadette over Lucas getting smashed into the ground by an irate Petey Piranha, who was holding two empty cages for no reason.
"BURP Morty look I'm a Smasher! I'm Smasher Rick!" Rick exclaimed as he looked no different than he usually did.
He was then undone by Princess Daisy farting in tight jeans, the flatulent princess stinking up the area by pooping her pants, with Waluigi fueling her by running his famed store full of tacos.
"Boy do I appreciate Waluigi's Taco Stand!" Daisy exclaimed as she rubbed her brown stained blue jeans, continuously exploding loud deep pitched bassy farts of brassy flatulence.
"And I love all the money you're giving me!" Waluigi laughed as he rubbed his hands together in a greedy fashion like the creepy fuck that he was.