The Contest

"You're on!" It was a typical day at school and Yusuke was having a fight with Kurama. "Are you sure man? I AM gonna win!" Yusuke said, with confidence in his voice.

"Damn right, I'm sure! And I'm gonna win, not you," Kurama said. "What's with all this talk? Is it a bet?" They looked up. Hiei jumped down from the tree. "Well, what is it?"

Kurama ignored Hiei. "Tomorrow?" Yusuke nodded. "As soon as everyone's out and about, we'll start." Kurama thought for a moment. "Okay. The mall, 9:00 am."

Hiei was fuming. "Anybody gonna fill me in on this, or do I bring out my kantana and slit your throats?" Kurama and Yusuke shook hands. "Deal." And they left.

"Damn. I feel as useless as Kuwabara now," Hiei said. He turned and left. "I do wonder what they were talking about, though," Hiei said. He sighed. He was gonna have to wait until tomorrow to figure it out.

The next day…

"HIEI!!" Hiei turned. It was Kurama and Yusuke. "What could they possibly want?" Yusuke and Kurama reached Hiei and were panting. "Hiei? Are you-" Kurama gasped out. "Are you my bitch?" Hiei looked at him, confused and annoyed.

"What??" Kurama stopped panting, but he was sweating. "And don't touch me," Hiei warned. "Are you my bitch," Kurama asked again, this time clearly. Yusuke gave him a death glare.

"Wanna explain what the hell you guys are even talking about," Hiei said. Yusuke and Kurama laughed. "This is what you guys were talking about yesterday, isn't it?"

They nodded, still laughing. "Yusuke bet me that I couldn't get more people them him to say they were my bitch," Kurama said, still laughing. Hiei sweat dropped.

"And why?? It sounds so idiotic. Something Yusuke and Kuwabara would do, but not you, Kurama." Kurama said, "Yeah, I know. I'm just proving a point to him."

Yusuke stopped laughing. "I would not do something stupid, Hiei!" Hiei gave him a blank look before saying, "Then why are you doing it now?" Yusuke was red with embarrassment and anger.

"And to answer your question Kurama, don't even count on it," Hiei said. He then jumped and left. "Ha ha," Yusuke said. "I will win your bet, Yusuke! Count on it!"

For the next hour, they were asking random people if they were their bitch. 1 girl said she was Kurama's bitch, so the score was:

Spirit Detective: 0

Fox Boy: 1

"Damn you, Kurama! Damn you!" Kurama chuckled. "When you got it guy, flaunt it!" Yusuke was pissed. "Oi, Kurama!" They turned. Hiei was walking towards them.

Yusuke pleaded, "Say you're my bitch Hiei! Please! I'm begging you!!" Hiei looked down at him. "How about this; No." Yusuke fell to the ground. "Dammit."

"Don't tell me you 2 are still at it? It's been 2 hours, for God's sake! Give it up!" Kurama shook his head. "You don't know what'll happen if I lose, Hiei. I can't give up!"

Hiei shook his head. "Whatever." He turned and left. Keiko was walking with Botan. "Oi, Keiko! Botan! Over here!" Kurama shook his head. "Don't do it."

Keiko and Botan walked up to them. "Hey guys!" Yusuke took Keiko's and Botan's hand. "Are you 2 my bitches?" Kurama looked at him, then hid behind the bench he was sitting on.

Both Keiko and Botan slapped him hard across the face. "Bastard!" And they left. "How come you didn't do it, Fox Boy?!" Yusuke asked with anger in his voice.

"Because," Kurama explained calmly, "I would've gotten 2 red, burning marks across the face, just like you." It was true. 2 red hand marks were on his face.

"Dammit," Yusuke mumbled. "HEY GUYS!!" They turned. "Hi Kuwabara." Kuwabara looked at Yusuke. "What- Don't ask," Kurama said, interrupting him.

"Hey Kuwabara. Are you my bitch?" Kuwabara looked shocked at the question Yusuke asked him. "If you say yes, you can beat me up in front of your friends."

Kuwabara thought for a moment. He sighed. "Fine. I'm your bitch."

Score:

Spirit Detective: 1

Fox Boy: 1

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